r/deuxrama: Uh hello, ICE? We're going to need more of those B453-D visas.

Uh hello, ICE? We're going to need more of those B453-D visas.

10 2020-04-27 by genuinegrill

119 comments

1 AutoModerator 2020-04-27

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17 psskjx 2020-04-27

This is so mysogynistic. Those women should be starting an onlyfans account and starring in 5 pornos if they want to be free!

8 AutoModerator 2020-04-27

gay

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1 sanguinemetcircenses 2020-04-27

Sex work makes free

1 ffbtaw2 2020-04-27

Sexarbeit macht frei

14 HiuretheCreator 2020-04-27

chad as fuck

1 ClickHereToREEEEE 2020-04-27

A true Chad just fucks them and moves on instead of creating more dependents to leech off of him.

1 someone755 2020-04-27

A true Chad raises his offspring.

10 Things_Remote 2020-04-27

You ever see something so based? This is like looking into the chad sun. Inshallah brother.

13 Jac1nto 2020-04-27

I cannot believe I am witnessing something this based. It's like I'm staring into the grace of Allah incarnate. Inshallah brother.

5 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-27

Just embrace Allah and you too can be a king

4 JVBrand 2020-04-27

Y’all are misusing inshallah but I know if I correct you I’m gonna get called a faggot

3 spaztickthepriest 2020-04-27

I’m gonna get called a faggot

inshallah

2 genuinegrill 2020-04-27

Quick dummies guide for deuxcels:

Inshallah: literally "if God wills", hopefully this happens, e.g. "inshallah you will be in Paradise"

Mashallah: literally "what God has willed", often used in an exclamatory or appreciative way, e.g. "mashallah what a great leader!" or "mommy I just graduated" "mashallah sweaty very nice"

Alhamdulillah: literally "praise be to God", used to thank god for whatever, e.g. "alhamdulillah my mom just got out of the hospital" or "alhamdulillah for the blessing of Mohammed bin Salman 🇸🇦"

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1 JVBrand 2020-04-27

You forgot bismallah “by the name of God”

1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-04-27

Mashallah, faggot.

9 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-04-27

Im fucking crying, i cant believe this is real. I feel so blessed by his presence.

6 Mayos_side 2020-04-27

SHH

5 knuckledowntown 2020-04-27

I looked into the chad sun and now I am chad blind.

10 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-04-27

please tell me this is not fake

5 braveathee 2020-04-27

Here is the source: https://www.instagram.com/Sa7i.Nayem/

Feel free to investigate.

2 NumerousEvent 2020-04-27

The one where she asks if Caucasians are hospitable and then asks if her mother can stay with them is funny shit.

4 braveathee 2020-04-27

If you're at least half non-autist, you can see that the "first wife" is in on the joke given her timing.

7 Furweeb 2020-04-27

Is this Russia?

9 genuinegrill 2020-04-27

Yes, the guy is from Dagestan.

8 Furweeb 2020-04-27

I can tell, the women are too pale to be a arab muslims wifey.

12 genuinegrill 2020-04-27

Yeah, I could tell because they were speaking Russian.

too pale to be a arab muslims wifey

Some Arabs do be pale af tho.

9 Furweeb 2020-04-27

That is because theｙ（Arabs) kidnapped pale people from a long time ago and made them ｂelieve in ishlam

4 genuinegrill 2020-04-27

Um sweaty, pretty sure that's not how the Levant works but I don't care enough to look up Levantine genetic history.

2 Sennappen 2020-04-27

Depends honestly. Arabs from Jordan Syria etc are honestly more pale than most mayos. Uae iraq etc have more brownies

7 Paul_Blart_Mall_Fart 2020-04-27

Yea my mom is Levantine and she is mistaken for Austrian and shit, she is a glimpse into the mayo muslim future inshallah

11 Sennappen 2020-04-27

Share pics of your mom pls

12 Paul_Blart_Mall_Fart 2020-04-27

No nigga, haram 😡

12 theworstever 2020-04-27

Its okay if you post to /r/oldschoolcool

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7 genuinegrill 2020-04-27

tfw no arab mommy gf 😭

2 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-04-27

My girlfriend is Syrian and people usually think she's Italian or Greek.

4 Furweeb 2020-04-27

Syrians are just about as white as jews are lmao. How is it possible for Iraq to have more brownies when Iraq and Syria are right next to each other on similar latitudes.

5 Wopitikitotengo 2020-04-27

Well which country has Allah cursed? Who is in Allah's favour?

4 Furweeb 2020-04-27

Apparently Allah hates Muslim nations and always blesses America haha

1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-04-27

America won't be Mayo for long brother

3 neigeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2020-04-27

look up the president of syria and his wife bro

0 Furweeb 2020-04-27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clUne5DtBsA

You made me look up sandnog cities lmao no the women are light than men but all the men look like typical filthy arabs.

1 Sennappen 2020-04-27

Ah the good old Slavic paradox. Attractive women but fuck ugly men.

2 TheInternetSucksNow 2020-04-27

That's pretty much everywhere though, no?

2 inbredalbino 2020-04-27

TURKIC MAMLUK SLAVE SOLDIERS

1 MGTOWManofMystery 2020-04-27

Is hlam or is ham?

1 Iamthespiderbro 2020-04-27

Hmmm maybe they should get more sun 🤔

1 Kellere31 2020-04-27

Iranians are the real Aryans, E*rope and be larping.

7 mrmarfanman 2020-04-27

yeah this looks like the weird part of eastern europe/central asia where theyre constantly genociding each other and u cant tell if theyre moslems or europoors or both

1 InterestedVoter2k16 2020-04-27

They're obviously speaking russian, are you faggots deaf?

1 mrmarfanman 2020-04-27

yeah exactly see. you cant even tell if its arabic or russian. exactly what im talking about

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1 InterestedVoter2k16 2020-04-27

arabic and russian sound very different, are you one of those reprehensible, may allah forgive me, one language speakers?

1 Kellere31 2020-04-27

They are converted mayos, the best mayos.

7 jahcaroni 2020-04-27

It should be like this in America

7 Dipsticck 2020-04-27

Chechens are double based- Muslim and Russian

5 kermit_was_wrong 2020-04-27

Dagestani, not Chechen.

1 forseti911 2020-04-27

This is a serious difference don't make this mistake people.

2 kermit_was_wrong 2020-04-27

Knowing the difference can save your life.

1 sanguinemetcircenses 2020-04-27

Would you like to know more?

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7 MacisCheesy 2020-04-27

brown people

clearly a caucasoid

1 HormelCoffee3 2020-04-27

Brown people can be Caucasoid. Almost all of India is Caucasoid.

1 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-04-27

The scientific racism meaning does include sandniggers, but the deuxcel slang version just the mayos.

6 omaikelelele 2020-04-27

Yes

1 DownvoterAccount 2020-04-27

Only the jewish ones are bad.

3 inbredalbino 2020-04-27

TAKBIR

3 Tarrock 2020-04-27

Holy fuck, I can't wait for Islam to take over.

6 Furweeb 2020-04-27

If islam takes over it will just become cuckified like christianity

1 MacisCheesy 2020-04-27

You can't win with the normie kuffar, I'm telling ya

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1 assassin_is_born 2020-04-27

unironically the only way to fix things is to progressively genocide the weakest links

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1 assassin_is_born 2020-04-27

turn that poop

1 Furweeb 2020-04-27

Like all the inbred muslima with literal bd manginas?

3 chromedagger 2020-04-27

mashallah habib تدمير الغرب

3 CasanovaNova 2020-04-27

My wife is Russian and she kek’d

2 Cheap-Power 2020-04-27

What about your wife's boyfriend?

1 AnotherLibtardRekt 2020-04-27

The legend has returned.

1 Kellere31 2020-04-27

Please sign my Jewish nose daddy. 😍🤘

3 D_Legare 2020-04-27

I haven't seen anything that made me laugh this hard in awhile. Thank you OP.

2 SnapshillBot 2020-04-27

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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