Jezz Bezo's blog sets Guinness World Record for obfuscation and euphemism over Joe "One Sniff and I'm Stiff" Biden

1  2020-04-28 by soupercerealjanituh

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Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

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The people who write these headlines are the ones who wring their hands over the fact that trust in the media just keeps going down.

Bezo’s blog is the WaPo idiot

I never understood the people who whine 'it's just an opinion piece!'. It's not like these people post the opinion of people they disagree with on any issue they conswider important. The same morons who allow 'Men are all evil, useless shittards' op-eds don't turn around and offer an op-ed to the writers of The Spearhead or some shit.

Op-eds are a pretty accurate way to guage a paper's partisan skew. The opinions held in the op-eds regularly very clearly color the alleged 'news' articles themselves.

Screw the optics, Im gonna say the L word.