This man has been standing outside my bathroom door for 2 days now. He will not leave and hasn’t said a word. My food supply is limited and I’m scared. What should I do?

1  2020-04-28 by BigChungusReeves

22 comments

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11  Furweeb 2020-04-28

TRANS RIGHTS BIGOT

3  BigChungusReeves 2020-04-28

This is a serious situation I’m in right now, no time for jokes.

3  Furweeb 2020-04-28

Sorry sir for fooling around, quick find your closet chastity belt and strap it on him.

4  BigChungusReeves 2020-04-28

Thanks for the advice king, but I never take mine off.

3  DblCherry 2020-04-28

I can see two buttons on him. Try pressing one of them.

3  BigChungusReeves 2020-04-28

Fuck that nigga, I’m going straight to the joystick

2  DblCherry 2020-04-28

The room is so cluttered I can’t see a joystick in the pic.

3  throwawaybruhbruh1 2020-04-28

Come out and say hi faggot. I’m waiting.

3  PunishedApple 2020-04-28

Attack him where it hurts; the dirty, crapped briefs.

2  fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-04-28

Kiss him

2  strumyabird 2020-04-28

Take it like the retroid you are

das rite

1  SnapshillBot 2020-04-28

So basically i had a boner and had to hide it and i put the dick like up towards my stomach i was wearing a hoodie and a tshirt and if someone lifted it they would see it . I got this feeling that some shit would happen so i put my dick back down and like 20 seconds later a guy pulled up my shirt and hoodie as a joke and yeah my dick wasnt there

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1  Speedvolt2 2020-04-28

Wait for him to join the 41%

1  arsepirate69 2020-04-28

Go outside, bigot! I bet you don't even suck his woman penis or let him inspect your child's anus for hemorrhoids do you? You disgust me.

1  DickwraithTesseract 2020-04-28

Straight outta r/NoSleep

1  agrees2retards 2020-04-28

Kinda looks like MasterLawlz

1  HormelCoffee3 2020-04-28

Where did you find this image of Quadnarca?

1  -Goater- 2020-04-28

Is that Chris-chan?

1  BigChungusReeves 2020-04-28

It is

1  FetusFlush 2020-04-28

Tell him that Sonic has blue arms.