Based: domestic abuse

Not based: adult playing Zelda

Radical centrist moment

He played it for hundreds of hours the nice fags over at r/consumeproduct will have a for over this nigga.

In the name of centrism I think it's fair to play one every decade or so to re-experience why you shouldn't be playing them.

I laughed.

For real though, putting your hands on a woman in anger is, as is demonstrated by exhibit A, for skinnywristed pissants. I've been with the same woman over half my life and I have never hit her. I am definitely in charge in my household, but I levy that authority verbally and economically. Hitting your females is for dickless white trash.

Cringe

Cringe. I won’t lecture you on the right way to treat a w*men, though, because I’ll get banned

Did Sargon post that?

huh? I just hate women

Not sure how I feel about this brothers

Playing switch is definitely haram

Wife beating is halal though

Radical centrist

He has an argumentative wife. What is the cure for such a disorder?

Give her a taste of your switch

... probably not the intended meaning

You admonish her. Then refuse to share a bed. Finally, if that doesn’t work, you assert your dominance with a light beating.

Video games promote toxic masculinity sweety! Even the switch.

Video games are unironically for fags, though. I can't believe people would spend that much time pressing buttons to move images on a screen for no purpose other than dopamine.

Shut up. Do you know even know gamers bro we are nerds not fags. You simply don't understand games are supposed to be emerssive they feel like your actually in the universe of the game. You can play as a russian in modern warfare, you can be a bug that platforms a fallen kingdom, and you can trap yourself in these beautiful worlds and escape a harsh mentally crippling real world! You don't get it because your a non gamer!😡😤

Keep seething, faggot.

Okay maybe, I do like seething. What are you going to do about it fuckboy?

NOT EVERYONE IS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GET ANY WOMEN THEY WANT, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND MEAN BULLY CHAD

Now I've seen it all, first people call me an "incel" for my views and now incels call me a "fuckboy".

Thank you my fine fellow normie. I have never had anyone acknowledge my inceldom before. I am forever grateful for you.

I call you a retard for not understanding he was ironic.

I call you a retard for not understanding that I was post-ironic.

Rightoid 'tard boomer completely misses paragraphs-thick crushingly obvious sarcasm but saves it at JUST the last possible moment

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Dilate.

Cope

retard

Cope.

It was so obvious that he was trolling and you still didn't get it.

Why do you think I wasn't trolling, retard?

Because you're completely right, video games are for manchilds

Based retard.

Video games are a good distraction for the mayos while we islamic deuxchads take over mayo society. 🙌🙌

Inshallah.

True Chads get their dopamine by willing it into existence without the help of any media.

True chads get dopamine by bulling incels and fucking foids

This but unironically. And the only way to do that is to act, to make, to achieve, to bring honor to yourself, your family, and your race instead of sitting around playing video games.

sounds gay. why not just press some buttons?

Your ancestors were all gay?

nah alcoholics

Okay leprechauncel.

Yes.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Seethe.

We games have developed reflexes that are tuned to getting headsjots from miles away. That is to say Don mess with gamers or we'll destroy all the cucks epic style.

Spend one day on an actual battlefield and you'll flee back to your basement crying into your Nin-tendie console, g*ymer.

Dude, I'm shitposting. Idgaf about gaming.

Username checks out.

I like how the title focuses on the real loss here; his Zelda save.

That is the joke, yes

🌈

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Alternate title: “My wife bought a Switch so I smashed it and beat the shit out of her”

Wife's boyfriend*

Tyrone is not going to be happy when he finds out his gift has been destroyed

it wasnt a gift, it was a loan

Is this what they call a switch hitter?

SWITCH MY BITCH UP

Where is the thread

Not here, because it's fake

Doesn't exist.

But nobody asked the most important question: What joycons are those? Didn't know they came in purple and orange.

They don't come with a specific switch you have to buy them on their own

Yeah, but I still didn't realize they came in those colors.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO 👊👊👊👊👊

This generation of men has lost fundamental values. You don't hit your wife with expensive things! You use your belt you moron.

He was only married to his wife for 100 hours ?

pretty sure a lot of deuxfags in this thread are thinking that post isnt satire

Based soyboy. What was the wife’s boyfriend’s response?

SCREENPOST REEEE

SHOO arr slash drama pleb

What’s the diff between arr drama and deux anyways

Out

we don't post drama here

What’s the diff between arr drama and srd