When I grow a beard I look like one of Mohammed's (PBUH) brave mujahedeen 🇵🇰

Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.

If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.

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H-h-hey guys don't get offended 😟

Anecdotally: I have seen a ton more whiskers when I go to Kroger. Who else is in the Coronabeard mood??

Why do they have to call it whiskers you aren't a cat even if you are a pussy.

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Menslibbers are twinks who have yet to fully accept bussy into their hearts

Or dicks in their bussys

Growing facial hair is called a hobby. Yikes sweaty how sheltered and introverted . What's next to get that label ? Taking a piss ? Wiping your bussy? The absolute state of low T numales and their no energy hobbies is astounding

foid wouldn't understand

That subreddit is pure comedy. https://www.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/g942f0/can_estrogen_and_other_sex_hormones_help_men/

I haven’t shaved in 4-5 weeks and have an okayish mustache, and little patches under my chin and around my face.

Little patches after 4 to 5 weeks? I hope this person is under the age of 20.

I almost had a full beard at 16. How much soy are they ingesting?

Not everyone is a hairy gorilla, Mohammed 😏

I'm not a Europoor

My beard is patchy except near my chin. So a goatee is an option for me, but my mustache is kinda thin which makes me look even more like a pedophile than your normal goatee people. I could go clean-shaven but that would just expose my 3 chins. What should I do, /r/deuxrama?

Fuck yeah to not needing to be seen by people and doing whatever we want with our bodies.

Literal children

It's like a alien race is trying to emulate humanity.

"Greetings fellow man, my male hobbies are craft beer and feminism. Adulting sure is hard, isn't it?"

Imagine being this retarded https://www.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/g9rjql/comment/foyu5tn