I was thinking about starting an ecommerce business selling exit bags disguised as something else, kind of like those paper rose crack pipes you find at hood gas stations. I figure you could charge a decent amount for what was basically a cheap helium cylinder, some balloons, and tubing wrapped in a conveniently-shaped plastic bag, because it's not like the people buying them are looking to save their money. My biggest concern is that it's the sort of thing that while technically legal, is appalling enough that the state would figure out some way to make it illegal so that they could throw the book at me >!and I'd really prefer not to go to prison!<
The purpose of sharing a nude photo is to receive sexual attention. Posting it publicly is you seeking out the sexual attention of other men. Only a genuine cuck would accept this vacuous hole. (Ignoring that this is a creative writing exercise)
>I couldn't see it when I posted it and nobody should have. Well what I didn't consider was that people could blow up the image and see that.
Wait… enhance that image! Yes, blow it up! What? No don't "zoom", what the fuck is a zoom? I'm no zoomer. I said enhance it with our enhancing machine algorithm AI. Hahaha… yes… an e-girl's phone number. Mission accomplished. Hahaha she must have thought it was impossible for us to decipher the compression AI on that JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group .JPG file image.
I mean it's slightly believable... phones these days take photos with a ridiculous resolution, and if she was looking at the photo only on her phone before posting it she could have not understood the resolution.
I know, probably not, but it seems like such an odd thing to make up, when you could just go with "people recognized my room'' or something.
How did Northern Europe go from being the most based place on earth to the most cringe in just a few decades? You “people” need to beat your femoid being more.
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3 WreckingYourHome 2020-04-29
Fake, but I'll fap to it anyway.
3 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-29
First self-driving cars, now self-patrolling thots, what other wonders does the future hold?
1 theworstever 2020-04-29
I hope suicide booths.
2 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-29
I was thinking about starting an ecommerce business selling exit bags disguised as something else, kind of like those paper rose crack pipes you find at hood gas stations. I figure you could charge a decent amount for what was basically a cheap helium cylinder, some balloons, and tubing wrapped in a conveniently-shaped plastic bag, because it's not like the people buying them are looking to save their money. My biggest concern is that it's the sort of thing that while technically legal, is appalling enough that the state would figure out some way to make it illegal so that they could throw the book at me >!and I'd really prefer not to go to prison!<
3 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-29
The purpose of sharing a nude photo is to receive sexual attention. Posting it publicly is you seeking out the sexual attention of other men. Only a genuine cuck would accept this vacuous hole. (Ignoring that this is a creative writing exercise)
3 100percentchungus 2020-04-29
What a fucking chad
3 IAmUtterlyFucked 2020-04-29
I really miss /r/slutjustice tbh
2 Graderthan 2020-04-29
Foids mad (x24)
1 WhiteMacht 2020-04-29
Roastie learns her actions have consequences. Cry me a river 😭😭😭
2 unapprovedcel 2020-04-29
Have sex, incel
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-29
Gussy getting held responsible for something? Don't see that every day 😏
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-04-29
Deuxchad DESTROYS gussy with standards
1 LbortZ 2020-04-29
>I couldn't see it when I posted it and nobody should have. Well what I didn't consider was that people could blow up the image and see that.
Wait… enhance that image! Yes, blow it up! What? No don't "zoom", what the fuck is a zoom? I'm no zoomer. I said enhance it with our enhancing machine algorithm AI. Hahaha… yes… an e-girl's phone number. Mission accomplished. Hahaha she must have thought it was impossible for us to decipher the compression AI on that JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group .JPG file image.
1 Lars_the_Leprechaun 2020-04-29
I mean it's slightly believable... phones these days take photos with a ridiculous resolution, and if she was looking at the photo only on her phone before posting it she could have not understood the resolution.
I know, probably not, but it seems like such an odd thing to make up, when you could just go with "people recognized my room'' or something.
3 VanillaReign 2020-04-29
I think the only reasonable conclusion one can draw is that this woman is dumb as hell (if true).
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-29
https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/g9zqgb/i_22f_posted_what_i_thought_was_going_to_be_an/foxjhgi/
How did Northern Europe go from being the most based place on earth to the most cringe in just a few decades? You “people” need to beat your femoid being more.
1 GoldenSunGod 2020-04-29
Toll status?
My records only show a couple of installments paid.
1 ro0te 2020-04-29
quality seethe
1 CBT111 2020-04-29
Freedom of speech isn’t freedom from consequences sweaty 🤓