the real instagram influencer is the guy in the comments. he's gonna "influence" your bikini pics for weeks

1  2020-04-29 by my32

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4  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-29

I don’t understand how this guy is 28 and looks and acts like he’s 45 with two kids

1  theworstever 2020-04-29

28 is when you have a mini-midlife crisis. Like you can no longer hide behind being young anymore and life is frightening because you've never had to deal with consequences that could make you eat a gun barrel before.

1  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-29

also if you aren’t a millionaire by then (or reaping your $TRUSTFUND$) to compensate for your aging looks, you have nothing to live for

2  theworstever 2020-04-29

Its also why and when people start prepping to become a sexpat when they hit 30.

2  devotedrat17 2020-04-29

Niggas really don't understand that you can watch 60 images per second endlessly on the internet, for free.

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1  WhiteMacht 2020-04-29

Akademiks looks like Theodore from Alvin and the chipmunks 🐿

1  daggermag 2020-04-29

Reading black people twitter made me realize race realism

1  We-Killed-God 2020-04-29

How do guys even like bikini pics? Like they don’t show off anything good enough to actually jerk off too.