(((cut)))cels will say it's fake.

I had my foreskin sliced off, not my nuts. I'm still seething tho

Likewise

no, you can't have mine.

inshallah

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Wait, you guys are just finding out about this now? Imagine not channeling energy from your balls to your brain whenever you need a boost ROFL.

Listen buster the only thing in my balls is my pee and if I got that in my brain I'd be posting on Drama instead.

My head felt wierd when I did it.

Cum got to your brain.

Lol where did you find this?

I have complete control over my inguinal canal and can make my testes rise and fall at will.

I just ask your mom

how much is your testicular deadlift?

I was born with a rare syndrome, i can't breath like everyone else, i gotta use my dick as a pump, so someone gotta push it up & down in order for my lungs to function properly. i can't even masturbate cuz otherwise i'll suffocate.

Is it called respirohomoitis? Yeah I definitely dont have that.

according to NYT and WaPo, the only long term treatment is to chop your peepee off and change your name to something androgynous like "jessie" or "jamie". it's so brave. so stunning. but that's only the beginning. then you're supposed to put it on a shishkabob and eat it like a sausage. your ingestion of the removed parts will scatter their essence across your ether, realign you chakrras, make you an instant billionaire, and solve literally 100% problems in your life. side effects may include hysterically demanding that others ignore your 5 oclock shadow and adams apple, instead calling you ma'am. suicidal thoughts are extremely common in such patients, and over 40% act on those thoughts, so ask your doctor if chopping your peepee off is right for you.

Thanks for your guidance and sharing you wisdom with me. Will do.

Well that explains rampant indian male sexuality