Being an incel is better than getting laid

1  2020-04-30 by agrees2retards

If you don't have sex, you become so desperate for sex that you become a pathetic worm that begs women for a crump of pussy.

Then you spend lots of time on social media and you serious post 20 paragraph about Nazis and incels.

But if you have sex with a foid, there is a strong chance you impregnate her. Then you are stuck listening to her gussy nonsense 24/7

You will just stare at the wall daydreaming about banging your head against the desk till you're braindead so you no longer have to listen to her talking.

You might say this is why the homos are better. But judging from what I've seen on Twitter, faggots are just as bad as women.

I should have married a mute girl. If she won't stop using sign language, I can just look away.

tl;dr: Don't have sex, incel.

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4  Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-30

Fathers and husbands of yore would discipline their foids into obedience. Nowadays they go on to leddit to blogpost

Are you even a Muslim? Smh this is some mayo shit

3  agrees2retards 2020-04-30

When I tell the big foid to shut up I get the silent treatment for 2 days. Which is a good thing. But after that, it's a shit storm.

And when I tell the little foid to shut up she responds with pffffffffssssstttttt aahhhhhhhhhhhh hammmmammmammaaaaa

3  SnapshillBot 2020-04-30

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2  CasanovaNova 2020-04-30

Not cumming from having your prostate stimulated can lead to testicular cancer.

HAVE FUN! Nothing like being pegged by your wife while eating pussy.

1  3Dgykid60 2020-04-30

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1  CasanovaNova 2020-04-30

Not having a full body orgasm that makes your toes curl and you coom in such a volumetric load, that your wife calls you a man simply from the memory of having a full nasal flush from your cum.

I speak about experiences, not memes.

1  agrees2retards 2020-04-30

I'm sure you know from experience

1  CasanovaNova 2020-04-30

I do.

2  Schr1mpy 2020-04-30

If you marry a girl that can only use hand signals to communicate you can turn the lights off too.

1  thoroughlythrown 2020-04-30

You still have to deal with the whining of foids regardless if you fuck them or not. Might as well use their gussies to make your pp feel good.

1  StoneStasis 2020-04-30

am I an incel if I get women to suck on my pp but I can never maintain an erection? asking for a friend

1  agrees2retards 2020-04-30

Are lesbians incels?

1  gonight 2020-04-30

duh?

1  Furweeb 2020-04-30

Sex is a dirty and sinful act

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1  Furweeb 2020-04-30

Freaking coomer