r/toastme has got to be one of the most pathetic subreddits there is - imagine literally begging for compliments from strangers. The only sub I can think of that's more pathetic is r/transpassing - begging for compliments plus mental illness
All he has to do is make a suitcase bomb and bring it to school then Obama will give him a scholarship to MIT and a lifetime subscription to pornhub I mean c'mon pajeets have life on super ultra easy mode deluxe
Yeah, you literally say one sentence. Otoh afterwards it's legal for any other Muslim to kill you for apostasy if they spot you eating pork or drinking, and no way to undo this.
R.I.P to that girl you called a slut in class today, she was a virgin🔐 . the pregnant girl walking down the street, she got raped . the boy you called lame he has to work to support his family . the girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home. the girl you called fat, she's starving herself . the boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying👼 . think you know them? You have no idea... Guess what? 99% of y'all don't know what people going through
Yeah it’s crazy. Men won’t even consider it. Everyone asks me how I lost the weight and I flat out say “starving and a little running” and they laugh or express concern. It’s perfectly healthy if you do it right and the most effective way to lose weight. My friend tried it right after me, idk if it was because of me or not, and he lost just as much and looks great
I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white gift to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
God isn't life just brutal. They both have souls, they're both human, but she will coast through life almost effortlessly and he's probably completely fucked. lmao
I had an Indian kid as a classmate and he would constantly bitterly complain that his parents made him do chores, likening it to torture and child abuse, without a hint of self awareness or irony.
Second generation Indian kids are the most spoiled and entitled yet simultaneously miserable and anxious people you’ll ever meet. Even white women are humble compared to them, and that’s really saying something.
They all live in big nice houses, drive around in their parents Mercedes, get gifted free cars, take 2 international family vacations a year, have their entire college education paid for by their UMC parents, get hooked up with nice jobs from their parents connects...
And they all turn around and complain about how oppressive and awful their parents are.
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26 CEO_of_Unfunny 2020-04-30
r/toastme has got to be one of the most pathetic subreddits there is - imagine literally begging for compliments from strangers. The only sub I can think of that's more pathetic is r/transpassing - begging for compliments plus mental illness
16 jeffreyjinping 2020-04-30
/r/Transpassing is hilarious. Probably one of the biggest experiments in group psychosis on all of the mainstream internet
4 alexicov 2020-04-30
Modern internet is already group psychosis sweatie
6 haagendaas 2020-04-30
Lmao just been going on that subreddit just to tell those people exactly what they don’t wanna hear
3 char_67 2020-04-30
Lmaooo didn't know that existed, not even r/creativewriting and r/pics have that much imagination
23 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-30
IS THAT A PRETTY BLONDE 15 YEAR OLD? OH GOD, I'M GONNA GROOOOOOOOOM
8 TranstrasserismNow 2020-04-30
AGHHHH I'M GONNA CHRIS HANSOOOOOON
12 strumyabird 2020-04-30
😂😂
1 allahsmissionary 2020-04-30
15 YEAR OLD? IM NOT A PEDOPHILE, IM AN EPHEBOPHILE
20 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-30
Has he considered transitioning so he can live life on easy mode, or at least get twitards and redditors to tell him how brave and beautiful he is
18 baby_3000 2020-04-30
All he has to do is make a suitcase bomb and bring it to school then Obama will give him a scholarship to MIT and a lifetime subscription to pornhub I mean c'mon pajeets have life on super ultra easy mode deluxe
18 Cheap-Power 2020-04-30
Lol he'd have to be a Muslim to do so.
16 15nelsoc 2020-04-30
It's very easy to convert, brother 🙏☪️
6 EasedArmadillo 2020-04-30
Inshallah
1 zergling_Lester 2020-04-30
Yeah, you literally say one sentence. Otoh afterwards it's legal for any other Muslim to kill you for apostasy if they spot you eating pork or drinking, and no way to undo this.
12 outlucked 2020-04-30
I've been like the guy on the bottom ever since i was 16. I'm currently 21 and those thoughts do come back every once I wanna get off mr brain's ride
9 jeffreyjinping 2020-04-30
Have you tried posting your face on reddit?
8 Mayos_side 2020-04-30
Join an extremist religion and just have fun.
3 Graderthan 2020-04-30
That can’t be right. 🤔Your flair says right there that you are a chad? 🤔
2 the_real_chunkis 2020-04-30
Is that toxic m*sculinity?
2 KetchupStewedFries 2020-04-30
Have you tried psychadelics?
1 lphast2 2020-04-30
May Allah give you power to change👳🏽♂️🙏🏽
1 halfjack4 2020-04-30
Just go become a socialist or troon, or both.
9 AsIs5 2020-04-30
Noooooo...this is not wholesome 100, big chungus, Keanu Reeves....noooooo you can’t gatekeep depression...girls’ depression is heckin valid
8 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-04-30
“15 YEAR OLD??? IM GONNNAANANAN PEDOOOOOOOOOOOO”
-average redditor
-8 meurglys90 2020-04-30
Women start puberty earlier and are fully developed by 15, it’s not pedo people used to get fucking married at 15 bro
13 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-04-30
Yeah whatever pedo
3 meurglys90 2020-04-30
Ok foid, stay mad your eggs have rotted and high t deuxcels only go for the peak firtility teens
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-04-30
1 gonight 2020-04-30
why is seething cope upvoted above halal islam posting?
for shame, kings.
1 genuinegrill 2020-04-30
aaaaaaa
8 genuinegrill 2020-04-30
Mashallah brother, proud of you.
4 Bummunism 2020-04-30
https://youtu.be/TB9fwJDweaU
3 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-30
Mashallah
1 Lehk 2020-04-30
Ok Groomer
1 glactc 2020-04-30
r/teenagers refugee detected
firing machine gun
8 psskjx 2020-04-30
The duality of r*dditors
5 GermanShepherdAMA 2020-04-30
The duality of h*mans
5 theyearsstartcomin 2020-04-30
3 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-30
6 SnapshillBot 2020-04-30
R.I.P to that girl you called a slut in class today, she was a virgin🔐 . the pregnant girl walking down the street, she got raped . the boy you called lame he has to work to support his family . the girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home. the girl you called fat, she's starving herself . the boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying👼 . think you know them? You have no idea... Guess what? 99% of y'all don't know what people going through
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45 Dirlewang-gang 2020-04-30
good for her? although doing some soft cardio in addition to that would help even more
5 Scoutron 2020-04-30
Unironically that’s what I did. If you do it right it’s extremely effective. Went 175 to 135 in a few months
7 SnideBumbling 2020-04-30
I went from 275 to 127 by eating less lmoa. Women will do anything to lose weight, except eat less.
3 Scoutron 2020-04-30
Yeah it’s crazy. Men won’t even consider it. Everyone asks me how I lost the weight and I flat out say “starving and a little running” and they laugh or express concern. It’s perfectly healthy if you do it right and the most effective way to lose weight. My friend tried it right after me, idk if it was because of me or not, and he lost just as much and looks great
4 SnideBumbling 2020-04-30
Yeah, fasting is based. Besides, you get to use your success against everyone who thought you'd be a fatty fat-fat forever.
1 SpezKilledSwartz2 2020-04-30
Fasting.
9 baby_3000 2020-04-30
Blessed bot
3 48x31 2020-04-30
Starving? smh it's called "intermittent fasting" you pig
1 TourIsOverBoyos 2020-04-30
It's called Ramadan you infidel
6 Nuremberg_ 2020-04-30
Low quality picture of UNDERAGED girl that hides her imperfections???? IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM OHHH IM COOMING CUM IS COMING OUT CUM
6 jeffreyjinping 2020-04-30
Not even drama, just a blackpill
5 knuckledowntown 2020-04-30
People under the age of 18 shouldn't be on this website. All the commies and rightoids love the prey on young minds.
4 arturowise 2020-04-30
Good morning, gentlemen
3 knack_is_back 2020-04-30
Poor dude, hope he gets better even though the chances look kinda slim
3 48x31 2020-04-30
Pajeets 0.4 seconds after cooming to goat rape gangbang underage girl porn
1 ikigaii 2020-04-30
i dislike this content
1 [deleted] 2020-04-30
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1 Deadmarine1980 2020-04-30
Answer to both: play videogames
1 Qidhr 2020-04-30
I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white gift to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
1 1262663748488484 2020-04-30
God isn't life just brutal. They both have souls, they're both human, but she will coast through life almost effortlessly and he's probably completely fucked. lmao
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1 Zorak_Prison_Pod 2020-04-30
I had an Indian kid as a classmate and he would constantly bitterly complain that his parents made him do chores, likening it to torture and child abuse, without a hint of self awareness or irony.
Second generation Indian kids are the most spoiled and entitled yet simultaneously miserable and anxious people you’ll ever meet. Even white women are humble compared to them, and that’s really saying something.
1 brodudebrodude123 2020-04-30
I live in a town with tons of 2nd Gen Indians.
They all live in big nice houses, drive around in their parents Mercedes, get gifted free cars, take 2 international family vacations a year, have their entire college education paid for by their UMC parents, get hooked up with nice jobs from their parents connects...
And they all turn around and complain about how oppressive and awful their parents are.