Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:
Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.
Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.
Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.
Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim
Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together
Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth
Those are the best kind of whites, because they haven't been cucked like the west has. Only better white I can think of is Iranian, maybe. They're even more based but less chill.
This is obviously a person with severe anxiety, what a sad life you must have, maybe one day you wonât be such a little sissy, you obviously donât feel masculine about yourself and are so insecure you have to say shit like this, get a life you little trap femboy pussy.
Seriously you sound like somebody who would be on r/inkwells, have you even ever touched a women? Itâs obvious by how you act that you are probably an outcast with no friends who has never had a girlfriend and is sad about that every day of his life.
Itâs obvious by how you act that you are probably an outcast with no friends who has never had a girlfriend and is sad about that every day of his life.
Hahahaha you just described 90 percent of the people on this sub reddit.
 I enter a shabby delicatessen on Second Avenue and Iâm still confused, mixed up, sweaty, and I walk over to a short, fat Jewish woman, old and hideously dressed. âListen,â I say. âI have a reservation. Bateman. Whereâs the maĂŽtre d? I know Jackie Mason,â and she sighs, âI can seat you. Donât need a reservation,â as she reaches for a menu. She leads me to a horrible table in back near the rest rooms and I grab the menu away from her and rush to a booth up front and Iâm appalled by the cheapness of the foodââIs this a goddamn joke?ââand sensing a waitress is near I order without looking up. âA cheeseburger. Iâd like a cheeseburger and Iâd like it medium rare.â âIâm sorry, sir,â the waitress says. âNo cheese. Kosher,â and I have no idea what the fuck sheâs talking about and I say, âFine. A kosher burger but with cheese, Monterey Jack perhaps, andâoh god,â I moan, sensing more cramps coming on. âNo cheese, sir,â she says. âKosherâŚÂ â âOh god, is this a nightmare, you fucking Jew?â I mutter, and then, âCottage cheese? Just bring it?â âIâll get the manager,â she says. âWhatever. But bring me a beverage in the meanwhile,â I hiss. âYes?â she asks. âA⌠vanilla⌠milk shakeâŚâ âNo milk shakes. Kosher,â she says, then, âIâll get the manager.â âNo, wait.â âMister Iâll get the manager.â âWhat in the fuck is going on?â I ask, seething, my platinum AmEx already slapped on the greasy table. âNo milk shake. Kosher,â she says, thick-upped, just one of billions of people who have passed over this planet. âThen bring me a fucking⌠vanillaâŚÂ malted!â I roar, spraying spit all over my open menu. She just stares. âExtra thick!â I add. She walks away to get the manager and when I see him approaching, a bald carbon copy of the waitress, I get up and scream, âFuck yourself you retarded cocksucking kike,â and I run out of the delicatessen and onto the street where this
I noticed you dropped 5 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.
Bro if you want to calm your nerves just masturbate to sissy hypno porn before interacting with anybody ever. Soon youmll have the brazen confidence of a naked woman with triple-e tits
Thanks for the heartfelt advice my guy :^) This is why I love this community. People here aren't afraid of seeming like fruits, or gays, or any manner of homosexual, and just help a nigga out, you know what I mean? I tip my hat to you sir
Lets be honest, if you're posting here you probably have an anxiety disorder but instead of almost crying in front of your boss you just don't leave the house.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-02
Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:
Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.
Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.
Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.
Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim
Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together
Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth
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1 Rkorgo 2020-05-02
Steve is Mediterranean not white.
1 -IDF- 2020-05-02
Even more of a gigachad
1 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-02
So WhiteLiteTM
1 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-05-02
Those are the best kind of whites, because they haven't been cucked like the west has. Only better white I can think of is Iranian, maybe. They're even more based but less chill.
1 Kat_B0T 2020-05-02
Is askmen the same as menlib đ¤
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1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-05-02
Askâmenâ
1 thetinguy 2020-05-02
Now? Yes. Did it used to be? Also yes.
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1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-02
C-c-can I s-s-speak t-to your manager?đ
2 trosdetio 2020-05-02
This is obviously a person with severe anxiety, what a sad life you must have, maybe one day you wonât be such a little sissy, you obviously donât feel masculine about yourself and are so insecure you have to say shit like this, get a life you little trap femboy pussy.
Seriously you sound like somebody who would be on r/inkwells, have you even ever touched a women? Itâs obvious by how you act that you are probably an outcast with no friends who has never had a girlfriend and is sad about that every day of his life.
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-02
women just arent for me, friend
1 trosdetio 2020-05-02
Wowowowow did you just make a mysoginy? Heeelp!!!!
1 Deadmarine1980 2020-05-02
Hahahaha you just described 90 percent of the people on this sub reddit.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-05-02
Yes. In the meantime, would you care for some đŚđ?
1 rocinantebabieca 2020-05-02
 I enter a shabby delicatessen on Second Avenue and Iâm still confused, mixed up, sweaty, and I walk over to a short, fat Jewish woman, old and hideously dressed. âListen,â I say. âI have a reservation. Bateman. Whereâs the maĂŽtre d? I know Jackie Mason,â and she sighs, âI can seat you. Donât need a reservation,â as she reaches for a menu. She leads me to a horrible table in back near the rest rooms and I grab the menu away from her and rush to a booth up front and Iâm appalled by the cheapness of the foodââIs this a goddamn joke?ââand sensing a waitress is near I order without looking up. âA cheeseburger. Iâd like a cheeseburger and Iâd like it medium rare.â âIâm sorry, sir,â the waitress says. âNo cheese. Kosher,â and I have no idea what the fuck sheâs talking about and I say, âFine. A kosher burger but with cheese, Monterey Jack perhaps, andâoh god,â I moan, sensing more cramps coming on. âNo cheese, sir,â she says. âKosherâŚÂ â âOh god, is this a nightmare, you fucking Jew?â I mutter, and then, âCottage cheese? Just bring it?â âIâll get the manager,â she says. âWhatever. But bring me a beverage in the meanwhile,â I hiss. âYes?â she asks. âA⌠vanilla⌠milk shakeâŚâ âNo milk shakes. Kosher,â she says, then, âIâll get the manager.â âNo, wait.â âMister Iâll get the manager.â âWhat in the fuck is going on?â I ask, seething, my platinum AmEx already slapped on the greasy table. âNo milk shake. Kosher,â she says, thick-upped, just one of billions of people who have passed over this planet. âThen bring me a fucking⌠vanillaâŚÂ malted!â I roar, spraying spit all over my open menu. She just stares. âExtra thick!â I add. She walks away to get the manager and when I see him approaching, a bald carbon copy of the waitress, I get up and scream, âFuck yourself you retarded cocksucking kike,â and I run out of the delicatessen and onto the street where this
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1 tallcelvolcel 2020-05-02
What the fuck fuck did you just say to me you fuck fuck fuck fucking little bitch?
1 unmedicated_god 2020-05-02
Beautiful prose!
1 Reageno 2020-05-02
Is this actually a scene in the book or is it a scene you just retardified
1 charlestoncar 2020-05-02
it's all there, chapter's called 'glimpse of a thursday afternoon'
1 InternetAmerican 2020-05-02
Karen envy
1 Linlear 2020-05-02
No wonder redditors hate Karens so much lmao they are jealous of their confidence
1 Apathy_Everlasting 2020-05-02
I wonder how much soy I would need to become like this
1 Verumero 2020-05-02
Bro if you want to calm your nerves just masturbate to sissy hypno porn before interacting with anybody ever. Soon youmll have the brazen confidence of a naked woman with triple-e tits
1 DFNIckS 2020-05-02
Sissy hypno porn is the only proof you need that the industrial revolution and its consequences were a mistake
1 Mayo_Supreme 2020-05-02
Just think of all the analog and digital bullshit that is radiating off of this planet into space. đ°đŠ
1 tks4thegoldKindNegro 2020-05-02
Probably why aliens stick to their spaceships rather than make a landing đ¤˘đ¤˘đ¤˘
1 unmedicated_god 2020-05-02
This should be done before all major decisions.
1 jzck20 2020-05-02
Will I maintain my alphachad status if I masterbate to sissy hypno?
1 Verumero 2020-05-02
It is only then that one can attain it, my son.
1 jzck20 2020-05-02
Isn't this stuff supposed to effeminate you like buzz feed or estrogen patch?
Ps: did I tell you I am the alpha of the alphas
1 We-Killed-God 2020-05-02
As someone with a bit of social anxiety Iâm glad I can look at this and know Iâm not too pathetic compared to redditors
1 _Balaclava_ 2020-05-02
Everyone has anxiety, donât sweat it bro. But donât give up either.
1 mothbrainz 2020-05-02
Thanks for the heartfelt advice my guy :^) This is why I love this community. People here aren't afraid of seeming like fruits, or gays, or any manner of homosexual, and just help a nigga out, you know what I mean? I tip my hat to you sir
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-05-02
Right? It's like okay I have a crippling fear of being socially rejected but at least I can talk to my boss without shidding my pants
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-05-02
Tfw FtM have bigger balls then you...
1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-02
Someone gave reddit money to gift this guy gold all because he cries when he has to talk to people.
1 liberules 2020-05-02
we really do need another world war. or a zombie apocalypse or something. just wipe the slate clean so men start acting like men again.
1 Deadmarine1980 2020-05-02
Well you'd be the first to die.
1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-05-02
Brb posting this on r/averageredditor
1 Hell0Everyone 2020-05-02
Reddit Moment
1 Rkorgo 2020-05-02
Chug some whiskey before the meeting. Works like a charm.
1 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-05-02
Thanks for the shekel kind stranger!
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-05-02
Haha
1 dirksmith1984 2020-05-02
His eyes get watery when he is in the corner while his wife or gf gets blasted by an Alpha in his own bed. Sad.
1 mothbrainz 2020-05-02
His wife told me so too. Poor guy, hope things look up for him
1 Deadmarine1980 2020-05-02
Well maybe this guy has a super asshole boss. But if that's the case he should quit. If talking to your boss makes you weak kneed then GTFO.
1 xammysosa 2020-05-02
Cucked
1 ClydeMason1911 2020-05-02
this is the way
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-05-02
Lets be honest, if you're posting here you probably have an anxiety disorder but instead of almost crying in front of your boss you just don't leave the house.
1 xammysosa 2020-05-02
Yes But Iâm mentally ill in the cool way not the lame way
1 PrismOfLife 2020-05-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikGvLUbOuU
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-02
Man, some people have never been car salespersons and it shows it.
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1 big_pp_man_6970 2020-05-02
The absolute state of Western men