Umm soy department?

1  2020-05-02 by SixShooterSound

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Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:

Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.

Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.

Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together

Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth

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Steve is Mediterranean not white.

Even more of a gigachad

So WhiteLiteTM

Those are the best kind of whites, because they haven't been cucked like the west has. Only better white I can think of is Iranian, maybe. They're even more based but less chill.

Is askmen the same as menlib 🤔

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Ask”men”

Now? Yes. Did it used to be? Also yes.

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C-c-can I s-s-speak t-to your manager?😭

This is obviously a person with severe anxiety, what a sad life you must have, maybe one day you won’t be such a little sissy, you obviously don’t feel masculine about yourself and are so insecure you have to say shit like this, get a life you little trap femboy pussy.

Seriously you sound like somebody who would be on r/inkwells, have you even ever touched a women? It’s obvious by how you act that you are probably an outcast with no friends who has never had a girlfriend and is sad about that every day of his life.

women just arent for me, friend

Wowowowow did you just make a mysoginy? Heeelp!!!!

It’s obvious by how you act that you are probably an outcast with no friends who has never had a girlfriend and is sad about that every day of his life.

Hahahaha you just described 90 percent of the people on this sub reddit.

Yes. In the meantime, would you care for some 🦇🍜?

 I enter a shabby delicatessen on Second Avenue and I’m still confused, mixed up, sweaty, and I walk over to a short, fat Jewish woman, old and hideously dressed. “Listen,” I say. “I have a reservation. Bateman. Where’s the maître d? I know Jackie Mason,” and she sighs, “I can seat you. Don’t need a reservation,” as she reaches for a menu. She leads me to a horrible table in back near the rest rooms and I grab the menu away from her and rush to a booth up front and I’m appalled by the cheapness of the food—“Is this a goddamn joke?”—and sensing a waitress is near I order without looking up. “A cheeseburger. I’d like a cheeseburger and I’d like it medium rare.” “I’m sorry, sir,” the waitress says. “No cheese. Kosher,” and I have no idea what the fuck she’s talking about and I say, “Fine. A kosher burger but with cheese, Monterey Jack perhaps, and—oh god,” I moan, sensing more cramps coming on. “No cheese, sir,” she says. “Kosher… ” “Oh god, is this a nightmare, you fucking Jew?” I mutter, and then, “Cottage cheese? Just bring it?” “I’ll get the manager,” she says. “Whatever. But bring me a beverage in the meanwhile,” I hiss. “Yes?” she asks. “A… vanilla… milk shake…” “No milk shakes. Kosher,” she says, then, “I’ll get the manager.” “No, wait.” “Mister I’ll get the manager.” “What in the fuck is going on?” I ask, seething, my platinum AmEx already slapped on the greasy table. “No milk shake. Kosher,” she says, thick-upped, just one of billions of people who have passed over this planet. “Then bring me a fucking… vanilla… malted!” I roar, spraying spit all over my open menu. She just stares. “Extra thick!” I add. She walks away to get the manager and when I see him approaching, a bald carbon copy of the waitress, I get up and scream, “Fuck yourself you retarded cocksucking kike,” and I run out of the delicatessen and onto the street where this

Hello.

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Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.


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What the fuck fuck did you just say to me you fuck fuck fuck fucking little bitch?

Beautiful prose!

Is this actually a scene in the book or is it a scene you just retardified

it's all there, chapter's called 'glimpse of a thursday afternoon'

Karen envy

No wonder redditors hate Karens so much lmao they are jealous of their confidence

I wonder how much soy I would need to become like this

Bro if you want to calm your nerves just masturbate to sissy hypno porn before interacting with anybody ever. Soon youmll have the brazen confidence of a naked woman with triple-e tits

Sissy hypno porn is the only proof you need that the industrial revolution and its consequences were a mistake

Just think of all the analog and digital bullshit that is radiating off of this planet into space. 😰😩

Probably why aliens stick to their spaceships rather than make a landing 🤢🤢🤢

This should be done before all major decisions.

Will I maintain my alphachad status if I masterbate to sissy hypno?

It is only then that one can attain it, my son.

Isn't this stuff supposed to effeminate you like buzz feed or estrogen patch?

Ps: did I tell you I am the alpha of the alphas

As someone with a bit of social anxiety I’m glad I can look at this and know I’m not too pathetic compared to redditors

Everyone has anxiety, don’t sweat it bro. But don’t give up either.

Thanks for the heartfelt advice my guy :^) This is why I love this community. People here aren't afraid of seeming like fruits, or gays, or any manner of homosexual, and just help a nigga out, you know what I mean? I tip my hat to you sir

Right? It's like okay I have a crippling fear of being socially rejected but at least I can talk to my boss without shidding my pants

Tfw FtM have bigger balls then you...

Someone gave reddit money to gift this guy gold all because he cries when he has to talk to people.

we really do need another world war. or a zombie apocalypse or something. just wipe the slate clean so men start acting like men again.

Well you'd be the first to die.

Brb posting this on r/averageredditor

Reddit Moment

Chug some whiskey before the meeting. Works like a charm.

Thanks for the shekel kind stranger!

Haha

His eyes get watery when he is in the corner while his wife or gf gets blasted by an Alpha in his own bed. Sad.

His wife told me so too. Poor guy, hope things look up for him

Well maybe this guy has a super asshole boss. But if that's the case he should quit. If talking to your boss makes you weak kneed then GTFO.

not being extremely hostile to your managers

Cucked

this is the way

Lets be honest, if you're posting here you probably have an anxiety disorder but instead of almost crying in front of your boss you just don't leave the house.

Yes But I’m mentally ill in the cool way not the lame way

Man, some people have never been car salespersons and it shows it.

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The absolute state of Western men