"What does the scroll say Mr. Dragonborn?"

1  2020-05-02 by GWashingtonsGhost

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Every straight man wants to fuck another mans daughter, but no man actually wants his daughter to get fucked, its more something that men just accept because you have to expect to go through what your wife's father had to endure, if you plan on having children. There are however the rare cases of men who do what I referred to in my mind as "Closing The Loop". Around that time when I was talking to my friends about this, about a week after the school scheduled for us to be given an inspirational speech by some rich white guy, basically all we heard were the same BS normie rhetoric which is just a denial of reality, you know like "Just be yourself and work hard", statements that outright deny reality and the inherent advantages, genetic or otherwise, that differentiate everyone. One thing in particular that he said proved to me how lucky this guy was, he had multiple children and they were all boys, he said that he even kept trying to have a daughter but he only got sons, one of his sons even went on to become a millionaire. Seriously how fucking lucky is that, all I could think while sitting in that class, is that this lucky bastard closed the loop, without even trying. He got to fuck the shit out of the daughters of many men, but he will never be forced to live through the awkward phase of having to let an extension of yourself be sexually dominated by another man, he'll never have to face the awkwardly repulsive thoughts that a lot of fathers probably have to face, like the fact that in these times your daughter is likely going to be taking it in the ass, and will probably have all sought's of sick shit done to her. At the end of the day there are only two ways to close the loop, to only have sons by luck, or don't have any children at all.

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  1. "What does the scroll say Mr. Drago... - archive.org, archive.today

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Nigger.

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Oh I remember when this was posted on shortcels

If there's a dong, it's a dude, it's simple as that even if it's a sexy hot anime character with melon boobs

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Calm down ok

What if it's a feminine dong

Dude, a dong is masculine, if it's a vajayjay it's a foid

Don't get fooled next time

If it can't get hard, it's not masculine.

Well said macho men get strong errections if you cant get it hard it's not even masculine

aaa

No that's also gay retard

Dude, a dong is masculine

Dot-Indians have feminine dongs. I've literally sucked them, and it isn't gay at all. More like using a pacifier.

If there's a dong, it's a dude,

ok but still not gay tho

No wait😣😣you’ve gotta believe me, futa😍😍is NOT gay😤😤😍💦💦

men i fuck in the ass unironically believe this because i have shoulder length hair. lmao.

Hot

I am looking for a new girlfriend

i'm all booked 😴

Bummer I had the feeling we share common interest

Hot

basically just r/TrueSTL now

Non-Trap Twink Bosmer is hotter tbqhwyfam

tbqhwyfam is now my favorite abbreviation lmao

This post is kinda gay

Indeed, they are worse.

Kill Paarthunax

Imagine being a simp for Delphineof all people.

I know it’s gay to like traps. I don’t give a fuck. Call me bi, idgaf 😐👉🇮🇱

wish I lived in the elder scrolls universe so I wouldn't go to hell over bussy

Traps aren’t gay, they’re walking proof that men are so far superior to women that they’re better at being women than women are at being women.

This dude had so much potential on Ifunny

Had?

It's not gay if you're the one doing the bumming; that makes them the faggerino.