Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
leopard print is the most intensely bourgeoisie fashion choice one can make. it wreaks of desperation. you've gone to the fabric store and the choices are all garbage so you just pick the wackiest thing they've got and it's, of course, leopard print. we can't make it look good so we'll just make it so outrageously ugly that we can pretend we didn't want it to look good. this is so typical of the middle class.
That’s because you don’t see me next to her in heels and fur boot cuffs, a lace leotard, and rhinestones all over that make women violate my six foot social distancing order.
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 Finallyfast420 2020-05-03
I've had enough of your DSLR slander
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Portrait mode now has a wide and telephoto zoom range which also comes with fake adjustable f stop.
Every single camera BTFO
1 Finallyfast420 2020-05-03
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
My dream is a Lytro like camera that actually works and Apple is really pushing it towards that comfy zone.
The 11 Pro Max is legit the comfiest phone and I paid mine off simply because it’s so damn comfy
1 GirlDick_Supremacist 2020-05-03
leopard print is the most intensely bourgeoisie fashion choice one can make. it wreaks of desperation. you've gone to the fabric store and the choices are all garbage so you just pick the wackiest thing they've got and it's, of course, leopard print. we can't make it look good so we'll just make it so outrageously ugly that we can pretend we didn't want it to look good. this is so typical of the middle class.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
It sells.
/argument
1 schizoidman2 2020-05-03
Who the fuck?
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Chuck Testa
1 WreckingYourHome 2020-05-03
Guess I live in a conservative country, because I would unironically think that's a cheap prostitute walking.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
That’s because you don’t see me next to her in heels and fur boot cuffs, a lace leotard, and rhinestones all over that make women violate my six foot social distancing order.
1 herbalmethtea 2020-05-03
keep poasting
1 strumyabird 2020-05-03
Gross. Imagine preferring this over bussy.
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-05-03
I wouldn't marry a third rate furry tbh, but that's just me.
1 Ultima21 2020-05-03
Carole fkn Baskin
1 RobespierreWas2Nice 2020-05-03
Here kitty kitty