"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."
I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.
I am here, my fellow Americans... To negotiate a truce. A pact, if you will. A bond of understanding that sometimes, we have to find something common in ripping on each other. Take for instance, myself. I’m a Pajeet. A celebrity on /r/ch0de for some reason but I digress.
I’d make sure to do it as rough as possible and while the tears run down her face I’d slowly lean down and whisper “I’m illegally in you build that wall” then shed shit all over my cock as I cum bullets
u/novaeboracensis this is a test to see how many times we can say the n word before michelle obama comes down the chimney to stuff your stocking with some big black coal
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"Looks like it's going to be another night on the Snorlax for me, wife brought home another man and isn't letting me watch this time."
I mean just looking at this effeminate guy in that curled up position, and then seeing his punk/butch ass wife, I already feel like I know everything I need to know about their "open marriage". I feel like I can be almost certain that he'd be perfectly happy in a monogamous relationship, and she's just a whore that's been railed so many times her brain is incapable of monogamy. He just listens to everything she says, and she can convince him of things even she doesn't believe because she's either more intelligent or better spoken.
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Welcoming Reddit’s newest Gay Janitor, /u/casanovanova
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I am here, my fellow Americans... To negotiate a truce. A pact, if you will. A bond of understanding that sometimes, we have to find something common in ripping on each other. Take for instance, myself. I’m a Pajeet. A celebrity on /r/ch0de for some reason but I digress.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I am here to make you all happy, by providing a home for intellectual discourse, and of course, challenging your own perceptions of reality.
This is the Matrix after all.
1 Ivaninvankov 2020-05-03
I want to cum on her teeth.
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
How do I get rid of my cbt addiction
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
islam
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
That’s harem
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is very helpful
1 excoomer 2020-05-03
Incredible
1 VahGaruda 2020-05-03
What is this
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
n
1 excoomer 2020-05-03
i
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
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1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
a
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
i
1 excoomer 2020-05-03
🇳🇪
1 VahGaruda 2020-05-03
lol
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
💎👏👏👏👏👏
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
so this is the power of reddit
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
wow thank u big chungus
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
MANNING NEVER SAW THAT INTERCEPTION COMING
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
obama did 911
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
owo
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Alexa play “The Power Of Love” by Celine Sion
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Actually
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Play “Fernando” by Wing
1 showmanic 2020-05-03
\m/
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
alexa play "fart compilation 12"
1 Reageno 2020-05-03
I’d make sure to do it as rough as possible and while the tears run down her face I’d slowly lean down and whisper “I’m illegally in you build that wall” then shed shit all over my cock as I cum bullets
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
https://youtu.be/Cn_efaqrWEE
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
how big are you guys' feet
1 Jzargos_Helper 2020-05-03
Size 13
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Oh just about a foot each
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
:smirk:
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
We don’t share shoe sizes
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Describe feet
1 VahGaruda 2020-05-03
My gf can fit my foot inside her poon
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
sexy, have toe, cover in mushroom
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
I have cut my feet
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
https://youtu.be/FK_ZQeYN7uw
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
oh how pungent my lady, sniiiiffff, wow now SNIFFFFF thats a fooooot baby awoogggaaa
1 Reageno 2020-05-03
Your feet are the same length as your forearm
1 Reageno 2020-05-03
Measure it
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
despite
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Do I have a foot fetish if I wear heels as a man?
1 boringbaker87 2020-05-03
I peepee my pants
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-03
SHUT THE FUCK UP
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
n word
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-03
SHES GORGEOUS YOU ASSHOLES
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
poop
1 boringbaker87 2020-05-03
Chad
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
pooooop
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-03
100% REAL
1 Reageno 2020-05-03
Anyone down for some rape rn
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
can jannies shut this down?
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
all jannies have been found dead by suicide with four shots at the back of the head, how could have this happened?
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I’m here don’t worry
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
not the dang ol jannerinos
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I became a jannie
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
oh frick
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
The Game.
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
yea but did it make u gay?
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Just fabulous
1 SnapyCool 2020-05-03
😳
1 Ikdkes 2020-05-03
I’d smash
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
This is now Survivor Island: Ru Paul’s Drag Race
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
https://youtu.be/bq4SGw_L-c4
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
The winds blow for three hours yonder
1 novaeboracensis 2020-05-03
i dont get it
can a fellow retard help me out here
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
There has a been a mutiny
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Your captain now shits overboard while his mail order bride defeats all borders by keeping cheetah print alive.
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
u/novaeboracensis this is a test to see how many times we can say the n word before michelle obama comes down the chimney to stuff your stocking with some big black coal
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Trump and I both have Russian wives and were born here: FACT
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
CASANOVA NOVA FOR PRESIDENT
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-05-03
who tf are these bitches and y should i care
1 ImYourAlly 2020-05-03
Faggot
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
who is tf?
1 AnotherLibtardRekt 2020-05-03
sup Casanova
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Just having a nightcap and some dinner my wife made
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Hope quarantine is treating you kind
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I got my TrumpBux
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-05-03
"The Fuck" is tf and I'm talking about the two women on the post
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
i wish peggy hill would mash up my junk with her giant cartoon feet
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Actually got a letter from Trump
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I filed business taxes so I got the TrumpBux
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
me too
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Trump 2020 for more chances to buy cheap stonks
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-05-03
Based
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
How to win 101
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
tax payers once again btfo rent dodgers
1 AnotherLibtardRekt 2020-05-03
Biden for more pedo white house incidents
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Bro I’m rent free until July Boomers BTFO
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Wow my iWatch just hour repeatered for midnight
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Rolex BTFO
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Sup bros
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
This chat late af
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Sup bro
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Hey my dude
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Wsb and deuxchat. You’re basically me
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
We are celebrating my new appointment to Prime Minister
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I approve this message
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Nice lol
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Lmao
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Man I lost mad money with options. I made like 3k then lost 7k
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I lost on $BA puts
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Oof
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Was up $2k off $5k in two weeks
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Earnings was predicted, stock movement was LOL
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Lmao
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
I lost on spy puts like every other autist
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Now Elon decided to an hero Tesla
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Stockcels btfo
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Let’s see how this works out for them ol’ Duke Boys
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
buy the dip dude
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Lol
1 rsrfy 2020-05-03
wtf this shows as a regular thread sorted by new on old.reddit
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
The problem is that the dip sometimes keeps dipping
1 rsrfy 2020-05-03
i was wondering my upvotes weren't counting
1 rsrfy 2020-05-03
retarded admins
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
you keep buying dip until it no more dip
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
This unironically
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
nks
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
stonks
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I JUST GOT HERE GIVE ME A BREAK
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
dca
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
$TSLA investors better have deep pockets for Monday
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Lmfaooooo
1 rsrfy 2020-05-03
i'm honestly surprised reddit doesn't crash more
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
did yall see elon tweet about how grimes was mad at him lol
1 rsrfy 2020-05-03
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1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
I just downvoted your comment.
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1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Biden could make the market go up too tho
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
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1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
I hate both of them tho
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
If he’s not asleep
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
Bernie didn’t refund me man
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
💤
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-03
😔
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1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
We are so eFukt
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
i wonder how nice bernies new house will be
1 reNoop 2020-05-03
I want belle delphine to step on my balls
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Jordan’s Brewster or GTFO
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Based
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
JORDANA*
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Who doesnt
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Bella cbt
1 ManDoIHateLiving 2020-05-03
Anal?
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I love it
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Anal, that is, to clarify.
1 TotallynotBobSaget 2020-05-03
https://reddit.com/r/sounding
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
/r/selffuck
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Only chads fuck themselves
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Yup
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
It’s not gay, it’s masturbation
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I’m not here to impose my beliefs
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I’m here to keep you all clean and civil when political discourse becomes too intense and you cross certain ethical boundaries
1 oswald_mosIey 2020-05-03
I want gussy. now.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Shutting this down now.
1 oswald_mosIey 2020-05-03
give me your gussy.
1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-03
Stinky jannie
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
Better bring Astroglide Diamond
1 FrickOffAHS 2020-05-03
gamer word
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
I’ll cut your dick off with how tight I can be
1 oswald_mosIey 2020-05-03
either you're giving me your gussy, or I'm taking it for myself.
1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-03
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