Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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2 silverpanther17 2020-05-03
It never even began for multicels.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-03
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 -2ZcgcZ2- 2020-05-03
No but you were
1 Emo_Emoji 2020-05-03
Primordial bussy
1 garfcis 2020-05-03
yeah fuck this timeline man, let me OUTTT
1 devotedrat17 2020-05-03
Me still in the water
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-05-03
It's over for multicels.
1 Sjiethoes 2020-05-03
🎶When it's not always raining there'll be days like this🎶
🎶When there's no one complaining, there'll be days like this🎶
1 BiggestThiccBoi 2020-05-03
nigga SHUT UP
1 assassin_is_born 2020-05-03
Never began for multicellular cels
1 ZronaldoFwupNotGood 2020-05-03
Try evolutionmaxxing
1 loli_esports 2020-05-03
https://cdntube2.b-cdn.net/mp4/ecab6a3df91882da90d073dc52f12a384f6d01fc.mp4
1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-03
woulda stayed a single celled organism and been happy af too many cells too many problems its all fucked guys
1 luciferthereal 2020-05-03
10/10