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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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Pajeet

Chimping out at the first crumb of bussy they get.

Imagine my shock.

Simp faggot

the exact definition of TLDR

who has time for that

In case you didn’t read:

Guy falls in love with escort, they start to hit it off. He wants to be in her life but he feels like she keeps pushing him away and using him.

escort

PROSTITUTE

My bad. I meant whore

Highly recommend reading, this one is a wild ride of simping that never ends

Is she a con artist though? She was upfront for it being a financial transaction. He paid for the sex. He then wanted some girlfriend role play and he kept paying for it. He wanted her to be in Singapore and paid for with a ticket and shopping. She just serviced his needs. OP was getting emotionally over invested in her and projected a lot of nonsense that wasn’t there (she wasn’t into him, yeah no shit he was her customer). Can you blame her? I think if anyone did something wrong then it’s OP. There’s two sides to every story. If you read this OP, that is the situation.

The heckin sex workerino dindu nuffin 😭

This is textbook simp behaviour, throwing money at a foid(m🤔) and only then realising it's a whore.

Phuket, we'll do it live!

Sexpats are subhumans that need to be taken behind the shed and get [removed]

All in Minecraft of course

Tldr im assuming my man got bussy