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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
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1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-03
Me
1 dmskoy88 2020-05-03
You
1 jzck20 2020-05-03
Depends your definition of gay
Do strapons count?
1 FloatyFish 2020-05-03
Female anus too close to the vagina
Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
1 Frog_Refugee_2019 2020-05-03
Needs to be snappy.
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-05-03
Me 🌈
1 R0saParkinsons 2020-05-03
Loving bussy does not make me gay.
1 Longlogg 2020-05-03
Joe
1 Filthiest_Degenerate 2020-05-03
gay? Im a full blown homofascist.
1 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-03
Based and bussypilled
1 [deleted] 2020-05-03
[deleted]
1 suit_spider_26 2020-05-03
eww
1 strumyabird 2020-05-03
Whatever gets me hard is a woman. Straight up straight.
1 1262663748488484 2020-05-03
🙇🏼♂️🙋🏼♂️
1 Schr1mpy 2020-05-03
I'm actually trans (mtf) no joke.
1 YOU_ARE_GOING_2_JAIL 2020-05-03
sholom
1 ToonamiWasted 2020-05-03
I'm super gay, but not in a faggy lispy way, but in a I'll-wrestle-to-see-who-tops-if-you-win-I'll-gargle-your-dick-and-balls, kinda way.
(For those inquiring I am currently taking applications for my bussy, bonus points if you're Asian or Latino)
1 YOU_ARE_GOING_2_JAIL 2020-05-03
Damn nigga I like your style. Sholom.