Yikers sweaty, don't you know your title is like TOTALLY offensive? - every single comment

1  2020-05-03 by CreepyPsycho

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Dr. Sherry A. Ross, MD, ob-gyn at Providence Saint John’s Health Center in Southern California and author of She-ology, says a well-endowed partner can also make things looser—but only at the vaginal opening, not throughout the vagina itself.

The size of your vagina—whether it's been widened thanks to childbirth or a partner with a large penis—isn't something that necessarily remains the same your entire life.

Once a woman goes through menopause, explains Dr. Ross, the vaginal entrance can shrink and become tighter if she is not having sex as frequently as she did before.

Dr. Dweck attributes this tightening to the decreased estrogen production that happens after menopause.

“I think guys can tell when a woman is a virgin, and they can probably tell if someone's had two babies or have had a vaginal birth," says Dr. Ross.

https://www.health.com/condition/sexual-health/loose-vagina

Based.

"#str3chd4lyf3"

It's not about tightness, it's about tissue growth, and there is evidence for the roastie meme.

https://europepmc.org/article/MED/28101640

Relevant Part

Prepubescent girls of the Baganda people of Uganda deliberately irritate their vaginas to achieve the desired roastie look.

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/13691058.2010.518772

Jfc are you like a roastieologist? Why the fuck do you have these links on hand? 😂

Yes, I'm the department chair at Based University.

based pussy professor

This guy needs a custom flair for his expertise in roasties

but I read a {{{peer reviewed}}} study that said otherwise

Holy fuck it’s every comment on that post. Fem-redditors coping cause they have roast beef flaps?

badwomensanatomy, an anatomy-denial sub that doesn't believe in hymens, brigaded

Roastie getting a little toastie huh?

Roasties btfo.

Wow simps in the comments made me cringe. They defend fungus-gina now

hot

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YOU DON'T GET IT, I NEED TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH STRANGERS

Nooooo you can't make women feel insecure. Haha mushroom look like coochie. Peeepeeepooopooo

I bet you dont even respect boss queens. Yass gurl slay. Dont listen to these haters.✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

Some of these foids are giving out their vagina's life story 🙄

I wonder how many are troomers

the REEEEEEEing is great, I was glad I found that post.

Nah, don’t let Reddit’s anti-PC, reactionary hysteria win. You’re absolutely right and we should call this stuff out when we see it.

Behold the redditoid

I don't see anyone offended in this thread. Just some incels whining about getting called out.

Women have negative self awareness

Have I told you about DeuxCHAT?

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You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you fucking devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute fucking idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON.

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Jeez what a bunch of Reddit adds and femcels who are like NOOOO YOU CANT JOKE ABOUT UGLY VAGINAS like they don't joke about guys have small dicks

They sound really insecure. I wonder why. 🤭

r/TwoXChromosomes probably wants him dead.

Making a joke about vaginas that requires a minor suspension of disbelief and isn't 100% grounded in reality?

Found the incel.

fuck retards who don't understand that you can play on common beliefs even if you don't share those beliefs

But that leads to hitler

Wenches Irate x24

roastie COPE

Looks like most of the coments are projecting a lot there, op touched a nerve.

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Oh yeah definitely. Guys for sure dont get jokes about having a small dick. That’s definitely not slung around all the time as an insult to the shape of their genitalia. Definitely hasn’t already been said multiple times to guys in this post...

Ummm that's different sweaty. Maybe stop body and slutshaming women you small dicked incel. Yikes, who hurt you?

Based

Based on what?

Ain’t that yo moma’s vag in the photo?

NOOOO not the heckin misogyrino!

HOES MAD

Good morning

Rosties out! Innies only!

Post link you haploid fuck

Lmao roastie posting NEVER fails to make w*men seethe

It's like 100% effective, talk about fragile femininity 😏

VAGINAS STAY THE SAME SHAPE FOREVER!

So you’re saying you have an ugly vagina?

It's comments like those which have convinced me to never believe any accusations women make. Their minds are dominated by insecurity

Would still smash

🤮🤮 simp.

Simping for a mushroom? Daddy Peter Sweden would be proud

they're right about that not being how sex works, but it's still funny how angry they get at a stupid joke

i for one choose blame the kikes

PhallusImpudicus.jpg

Roasties getting toastied (x24)

Look at all those burning holes. Oh wow.

roasties SEETHING. Better cash in my seethecoin!

FAGGOTS

lads i despise females

And a good morning to you too, sir

I came back to reread the comments and the amount of seethe in there is truly a marvel.

Don’t forget, anyone who makes a joke like this (Whether it’s funny or not) is automatically an incel loser virgin. And heaven forbid you deny it, your denial is proof that they are right and you are in fact a virgin loser. It’s almost sad how predictable they all are.

Lotta blown out gussy Seethe

It’s that 34-and-ready-to-settle-down feeling

I like this sub, its amusing but this shit bugs me really bad. May be TMI but I have large labia minora, have since I hit puberty at 9. I always thought that I was automatically a whore because only whores have vaginas that look like that. At 12 I found out you could have surgery to reduce the size of them. At 12 I seriously considered getting that surgery because of shit like this. The jokes that men make about it, the shame around it. This attitude is so fucking toxic, it's horrible. To does awful things to womens confidence. Still does, I'm 20 now and I know that it's not my fault I look like that down stairs, I know sex doesn't effect it but it still, deep down, does effect my confidence.

This needs to be called out because it needs to stop, I know there are other people like me who this still affects which is ridiculous because it's based on bullshit. Science proves it wrong but its everywhere. Honestly it's so bad that men who believe this shit should be forced into sex ed class again because you obviously you didnt listen the first time. Probably also the kind of men that believe women can hold in their period blood.

This bitch really typed out her life story about her ugly pussy, completely umprompted.

If it wasnt about her ugly vag, she absolutely needed to be bullied in some way shape or form

Fucking foids always feeling entitled to men finding them attractive.

Unironically tired of these roasties trying to gaslight and claim that getting pounding in the pussy by a new chad every night doesn't make their vagina loose. It's literally fucking retarded. These are the same people who try to say hymens don't exist or can be somehow penetrated by riding a bike

It’s just a coincidence that every porn stars pussy looks like a wide flab of meat! Stop noticing things!

"Getting fucked by random men daily doesn't affect my vagina."

-Woman with a gross-looking vagina

this website.. may allah help these people

> no link to the onlyfans

r/shortcels had a notable user who was a gynecologist, and he confirmed that a large amount of sexual partners leads to a buildup of labial tissue.