I know it’s shitty to link your own comment, but I told some redditor “Any man who sits down to pee is no man” and unpopularopinion is absolutely SEETHING

1  2020-05-04 by BruhMoment149

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So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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It’s over for urinalcels

It’s funny just how easy basic shit can make redditors seethe

It’s funny that anybody could take my comments seriously. Redditors are really unable to detect sarcasm without a /s.

I didn’t even notice that was your post lol. I don’t even understand why someone would get mad at that. Redditors are stupid lol

The average autist is unable to detect or even understand sarcasm so that makes sense

what!? you weren't seriously!?

I was rooting for you man

I was rooting for you...and you let me down

Bro i had some dumb foid convinced incels actually believed women enjoy being raped by using women's porn habits as justification. Afterwards i blatantly insulted her intelligence only to reveal i was being sacastic the entire time and that even my username gave it away.

Its no surprise that autists cant get sarcasm without a clear indication that its sarcasm.

Hold my beer

Some lame ass came in and tried to help out ,,,,🤫

How are you supposed to piss if you have a penis cage then hum????

Didn't think of that eh? Fucking genius

OP stands shitting

I lol’d at the “a man can’t defend his home with his pants around his ankles”

Um, did you just gatekeep?

You’re GATEKEEPING

It’s not very inclusive if the gate is kept!

Do you actually...gatekeep??

Maybe, just maybe, the gate should be open.

It’s called being an open fucking gate.

You must be fun at gates.

Sometimes I pee sitting down so I can take a nap