r/deuxrama: When your ex gets her own newspaper column

When your ex gets her own newspaper column

1 2020-05-04 by pomegranate2012

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2 SamManilla 2020-05-04

Obviously fake. You can tell because it's claiming to be a women, yet admits a mistake. Like, at least stay in character if you're going to LARP.

2 ason 2020-05-04

'I will always be here for you,' Matthew promised. And I, arrogantly, thought that somehow I could put him on ice and return to him.

I still loved him, but I began to feel embarrassed by his blue-collar jobs, annoyed that, despite his intelligence, he didn't have a career. Then he bought a lurid blue and pink VW Beetle.

Why couldn't he drive a normal car? Things that now seem incredibly insignificant began to niggle. I began to wish he was more sophisticated and earned more. I felt envious of friends with better-off partners, who were able to support them as they started their families.

I stopped seeing Matthew as my equal. I stopped seeing all the qualities that had made me fall in love with him - his fierce intelligence, our shared sense of humour, his determination not to follow the crowd. Instead, I saw someone who was holding me back.

Our sex life had dwindled and nights out together were rare. I stopped appreciating little things he did, like leaving romantic notes on the pillow or scouring secondhand bookshops for novels he knew I'd love. He was my best friend, yet I took him totally for granted.

Wow this dude sounds cool as shit, and it seems like this article is one of many groveling attempts to win him back. Now he's out there racking up those blue collar bux and fucking younger women in the back of his flamboyant ass VW. You're not even allowed to test drive a car like that if your dick is under 18 inches.

1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-04

Yeah this post might be interesting if it wasn't full of stupid r/drama shit, gotta make sure we call everyone -cels and -lets and call people autistic or else the drama folks won't appreciate our post!

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1 MaryWokehouse 2020-05-04

based and catladypilled

1 liberules 2020-05-04

not based at all.

1 melvin_toby235 2020-05-04

cope more moid

1 ElChupakarma 2020-05-04

Debased.

1 wizdumb337 2020-05-04

Translation : " secretly I cheated a few times with guys I thought were hotter than my boyfriend so I decided to play the field and I just discovered my only romantic value was as a piece of ass"

1 liberules 2020-05-04

exactly this. a woman can attract a guy way over her SMV if she's easy. but those guys have no intention of committing to such a low value and easy piece of ass.

and because she's easy, she's incapable of pair bonding, which means her commitment value isn't just zero... it's negative.

he seriously dodged a bullet.

2 Redactor0 2020-05-04

SMV

The actual state of deuxcels in May 2020. 😕

1 wizdumb337 2020-05-04

Yes sir you nailed it.

1 hugemongus123 2020-05-04

imagine thinking chads where gonna keep you around when the pussy aint even that good lmao.

1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-05-04

Oops, fuck around and end your bloodline

4 specialdialingwand1 2020-05-04

NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN BLOODLINE !!! NOT THE OLD GENERINOS !

3 username_suggestion4 2020-05-04

Seriously women don’t give a shit about bloodline. Y is pretty much the only thing that counts.

1 Elements_Euw 2020-05-04

They only care about eating chip and lie

1 Frog_Refugee_2019 2020-05-04

No, this is an AWFL. Karens are usually moms.

1 jeffreyjinping 2020-05-04

Wholesome 🥰🥰🥰

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-04

imagine the sheer joy out of her ex husbands face when he sees that headline

1 wizdumb337 2020-05-04

That Zen like calm euphoria of total fucking vindication

1 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-05-04

Seriously, this article is the ultimate male fantasy.

1 Irishyouwouldshutup 2020-05-04

If this is your ultimate male fantasy nigga u gay

4 A_Disgruntled_Mule 2020-05-04

Have sex.

1 Velsoxof_25 2020-05-04

My ultimate fantasy is having you violate my butthole with your thicc meaty cock you dumb faggot

2 Irishyouwouldshutup 2020-05-04

Based and twinkpilled

1 uwu1111 2020-05-04

as if being childless is a bad thing

1 pomegranate2012 2020-05-04

It is to Daily Mail readers.

1 Meme_Institute 2020-05-04

Yes it is ?

1 uwu1111 2020-05-04

lmao why

1 forseti911 2020-05-04

Look at the guy in the comments doing damage control. Pathetic.

1 silverpanther17 2020-05-04

Curious. What do you think he's getting paid for that? Unless, you think...

1 Frog_Refugee_2019 2020-05-04

Reads like an incel fantasy. Ticks off all the points:

Femoid wants to monkey branch after progressing in career.
Femoid loses respect for the guy after said progress.
Femoid gets jealous of her friends' well off partners.
Femoid rides the carousel after dumping the guy, doesn't stop her feeling depressed.
Femoid gets cucked by Chad musician multiple times.
Femoid unable to pairbond with her current partner now that she is old and jaded.

2 pomegranate2012 2020-05-04