The Dog is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark fur. This dark fur reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of the dog park, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark fur reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The dog's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly species of mammals.
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1 SmoothBeetle 2020-05-04
Is that the former Drama mod?
4 ProEvilOperations 2020-05-04
If Trappysaruh AND Whitney Wisconsin returned to Deux I could die happy
2 I_Shah 2020-05-04
Definitely an fbi honeypot
1 Dipsticck 2020-05-04
The Dog is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark fur. This dark fur reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of the dog park, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark fur reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The dog's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly species of mammals.
1 VzrokDaJeJansaZmagov 2020-05-04
Snappy
1 jzekyll7 2020-05-04
I do unironically watch bestiality to learn how to do doggystyle
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-04
lol
2 seventhaccount7 2020-05-04
well at least I dont have to ask if she'd be willing to trade the vids for a dimebag of meth
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-04
literally ground zero for sexual deviants
1 PeachyKeen9325 2020-05-04
At least it's not Stockton or San Francisco
1 48x31 2020-05-04
At least it's not Eugene
1 PanFiluta 2020-05-04
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1 Velsoxof_25 2020-05-04
That looks exactly like my ex's snapchat avatar. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔