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Snow niggas:

We Wuz Hashashin Vikangz and lort.

Female anus too close to the vagina

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Snapshots:

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We need to close every woman’s anus shut.

My shitpost is now a Snappy quote 🥰🥰

This is the highest possible achievement on Reddit

Bbbbut muh Norse ancestor are smiling on me frum balhalla.

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over for vargcels

Ubisoft trying to recreate their last good game, not even bothering to make it about assassins anymore.

You're confused. The game is about ass ass in. Which is the Viking's creed about tapping 2 asses for every village they raid.

If I don't get to take women on my Viking ship to become sex slaves then I won't buy the game.

Cool fanfiction nordcuck.

Hasnt really been about assassins since origins

Yeah but they just said "Fuck it" in ass ass 4 and made it about going on pirate adventures and ignoring the story quests.

Which made it 10x better than the shitty burger revolution one

Which is based. Ubisoft just needs to stop slapping AC brand recognition on everything, let the series die, and make something new with all the ideas they bring out in an attempt to revive the series.

they did it to pop when ac replaced it, time to flip the laundry again

was that not good i wanted to use a bow

Hasn't been about Assassins since ACIII

I mean in origins the assassin order literally doesn't exist yet

Their last good game was Rayman legends

Assassins?

Splinter cell 1?

games

🤨

Tbh this may be the first AC game I may actually consider buying in quite a while.

Besides the shieldmaiden autism it seems to so far have fairly low soy content tho they may reveal black vikangs and other idiocy later down the line I guess

I wouldn't even mind if they did it properly and made NPCs recognise a battle foid as something special you don't see every day.

But in the sparta creed everyone treated the hoe version of the MC as nothing out of the ordinary. Tho half of the random bandits and soldiers in that game were female too so guess in that clown world they created it was nothing special in truth lol.

That game wasn't half bad tho but I got it long after launch with base game + season pass for like 20 bux, which made it worth. Paying 60 + 60 bux to get the full experience at full price would have been way too much tho.

Couldn't sell their microtransactions without that kek

Since people didn't go on a big enough spergout when they started singleplayer MTX gear in kang's creed they are probably here to stay for good

Lol it wasn't grindy you just couldn't try to do the main story and literally nothing else

you guys sure know a lot about a game series nobody admits to liking

Imagine being upset over a black viking but not all the other corny stupid shit that's already been shown lmao. It's gonna be another shitty Ubisoft open world game I wouldn't be ready to give them cash

Fuck guilty

hey as long as they make it like oddysey im game

grinding is a good thing, casual. also gitgud

The only think remotely interesting about Nordcucks is the mythology. Far more interesting settings.

viking paganism is so based. He's just like me, an enlightened rebel against christianity and its oppression. I bet he also likes cuckold porn

The norse some centuries ago are nothing like the cucks who wax poetic about them. They invaded and migrated to normandy, converted to christianity, then conquered britian, who then conquered the world. They're the pagan precursors to the status quo.

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I hate this larper king

Which one

Varg

That wojak looks like varg, still enjoy his music though

I doubt Varg would think AC games could be capable of a good portrayal of his idea of Nordic culture

This but unironically

>having the whole of history to pick from and yet keeping on choosing mayo after mayo

🙄🙄😪

should the game be about kang warfare

Ninjas and weeb shit would be an obvious easy win

DeuxSoys really crawling out for this one, eh? You cretins actually play this shit?

Is that Varg?

Yes

i guess thats the female character

Stop playing video games.