"Why yes I did in fact break quarantine to go outside and get a haircut. How could you tell?

1  2020-05-05 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Alright, here it is. Listen up you absolutely filthy degenerate. I am unblocking you after months (nearly a year) to say this only and only once so that the people who are upvoting your filth know exactly who you are and what you do. For months you have been hounding my comments in an attempt to elicit a response from me, you have made multiple accounts confessing your 'love' for me. Sent me countless number of private messages inviting me to fuck you. You have tailed my comments asking me if I would like to have a 'bang bang' coffee with you and discussed with other redditors if they'd like to watch as you fuck me. I have witnessed the change in your comment strategy to siding by me to gain brownie points to posting absolute trash so that I give up and respond to your bullshit.

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He's going to be remembered as looking fresh

Deuxchads don’t die like that you fäggöt idiot. We walk out of our coffins and die when we want to, not cuz some coof or injury

Cope

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