I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
That brace androgynous supersoldier totally wouldn't cut off his toes or try to be a conscientious objector either. No sir he'd lead the charge into battle
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2 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-05
Based. Dude makes me proud to be a dirt bag leftist ✊🏾
2 Qwikskoupa69 2020-05-05
This is the guy who wants your landlord love subreddit banned
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-05
I poop like once every 5 days. It’s abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also I’ve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and it’s not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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1 Rosey9898 2020-05-05
Seize the means of NEETbux
2 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-05-05
Marx knew communist worshippers have no ability, and need to live their extended childhoods with someone else's money
1 yocrappacrappa 2020-05-05
Peak chapo.
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-05
We need a ~~revolution purge
1 liberules 2020-05-05
i never thought i'd be rooting for a third world war.
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-05
That brace androgynous supersoldier totally wouldn't cut off his toes or try to be a conscientious objector either. No sir he'd lead the charge into battle
1 DicklexicSurferer 2020-05-05
One does not simply “own” a supreme hoodie.
One must get Donny Dollars and rip one’s grandma off.
1 Roope_Rankka2 2020-05-05
Commies are a plague
1 Shift_F5ish 2020-05-05
Based and NEET-pilled.
1 Schr1mpy 2020-05-05
Looks like someone watched the countdankula vid
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-05
Average chapocel
1 IllustriousBid7 2020-05-05
Based. Sue that old boomer hag for all shes worth.