r/upliftingnews r/oddlysatisfying r/wholesome100 r/madlads

1  2020-05-05 by Hell0Everyone

20 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Can they just do it already then?

First, they're shitty missiles.

Second, I had no idea Lithuania had any missiles pointed at Israel. Based alcoholics.

Sounds like Israel needs more military aid. Send in the USS Liberty.

Ah yes an Israeli jet , say hello on the radio

Tbh I'm pretty disappointed America doesn't have more missiles pointed at Israel. I bet we don't even have one.

sweaty

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Haha. Iron dome go Whoosh!

So why don't they fire them all at the same time?

Protip:

Anyone who refers to moderators as "Janitors" is involved in a propaganda and harassment campaign.

Snapshots:

  1. r/upliftingnews r/oddlysatisfying r... - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

Doubt.png

Bottle rockets aren't particularly menacing

A million PVC pipes filled with explosives are worse than 100 intercontinental nuclear missiles from land, the air, and under the ocean undetectable anywhere on earth before launch. You want I should report you for antisemitism goy?

r/wholesome100

r/madlads


For mobile and non-RES users | More info | -1 to Remove | Ignore Sub

Feels good man

I feel like buying insurance policies for the buildings in Tel Aviv, decides not to go back to work after doctor's appointment is canceled then dancing from a distance when the missiles hit.

Is your name Larry Silverstein?

These are all just coincidences, just like how the pnac document was written in Israel and neocons are almost all jewish. It's also a complete coincidence that we attempted to follow the pnac document after 9/11. Just a whole bunch of coincidences absolutely nothing to see no sir

Bomb me daddy uwu