kids are pretty based these days

5  2020-05-05 by ProEvilOperations

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Imagine your biological descendant, a being which you partially created, having lost all respect for you to the point where he calls you a faggot

Even better it's adopted Kanglets

Of course it is

Truly Kings

biological descendant

Do you not know how it works?

For what it's worth he commented that before the link to the story was posted. He's retarded but in this case it was an honest mistake and not due to his retardation.

ive been so close recently, i didnt wanna get taken off the will though

The kids are alright

Lmao imagine not just having this happen, but taking the time to write a whole article about it. Journos, not even once 🙄

I know what will show my son he didn't get to me, I'll write an article! Now he'll know I'm not a faggot.

More like it's cool to be a victim and air all your dirty laundry out for all to see so let's write an article about a fucked up literally A.D. to B.C. transition in a relationship that will never be forgotten and most likely never mended but hey they make 7.50 per 1000 clicks so why not.

Kangs and sodomites were involved. Odds are this happened but not to the exaggerated extent the drama queen made it out.

"my kid called me faggot, so I'm going to prove him right by writing a whiney essay about it so other fags give me attention"

Well are you in fact a faggot?

this. if you don't like being called a faggot, then don't be a faggot.

you can be gay and still not be a faggot.

or you can be a faggot and bask in the glory of your gayness, owning that shit like ben shapiro owns leftards.

You can absolutely be gay and not be a faggot. Old school gays absolutely loathed the flamers from what I've heard. To the point they used to say that flamers weren't gay but a mental illness.

https://youtu.be/fdSu6amfYcA

I don’t remember that scene from Spiderman

Wait till you see the Antichrist cut of Spider-Man

Old school gays are actually pretty based. Back in the 80s people literally tried to kill you in the street if they knew you were gay. So a lot of them were either carrying guns or just super jacked to beat up old-timey Reagancels.

Plus for every old phag you see, there's probably one more that died from AIDS, so they're carrying the weight of all those souls who bravely fought for the right to fuck strangers in a nightclub bathroom.

I wonder what weird Uncle Jim who never married and would spend his evenings hanging out in the parks picnic areas and who died from " cancer" in 1993 at age 49 would think of the state of the LGBT now?

It turns out that guy never actually died but went into hiding, only to emerge as the mastermind behind the Pulse Nightclub shooting. But that's not what they want you to think.

No I was just making ancedontal references to the fact that most people used to have a gay relative that it was never acknowledged they were gay but they wouldn't leave alone with the kids at family get togethers. Be it Uncle Jim cousin Tom etc. Mine was actually cousin cotton

I understood your comment. I was just being a dick for lulz.

I know lol I was hoping you would say you didn't have one in your family so I could lead it into saying maybe that's what they all say about you but my big brain moment got derailed by the conspiratard theory

Oh. Uh, thank you.

No problem. Would you consider that tiger king guy , joe necrotic or whatever his name is old school gay? He's that strange type but based type like that I think. I mean I just watched like 2 episodes of it before admitting it wasn't my cup of tea but he came off as old school queer to me. Also the popularity of that show was completely organic and not pre-planned viral manipulation

I have no idea what you're talking about.

cant cuck the conspiritard

"Need to go back to bullying these queers."

-Uncle Jim, May 6, 2020

Gay Uncle Jim would be called a Nazi incel alt right Trump lover on Reddit in 2020

He certainly would lol

Back in the 80s people literally tried to kill you in the street if they knew you were gay.

I don't know what anime you've been watching but I think you should take a break before the autism becomes permanent

Based and MongPilled

"you can have a penis and not be a man"

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Parent Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Disown It Haha

Because in this case this "parent" is not only a faggot pussy but a faggot bussy with adopted kangs. It was over the moment they even harbored the thought of adopting

Based black adopted kid. Not letting dad fagafy him.

for every child, straight or gay

Ummm only straight or gay??? In 2020 y'all??? This disgusting bisexual-erasure can't be tolerated any longer??? #CancelHuffPo

Yikes hun, they forgot about aces too

LMAO based kid running the house now

I cracked exactly one egg into the mixture of breadcrumbs and ground turkey, and then added in parsley and dill. “The Fisher-Paulsons are like bumblebees. Physicists and aerodynamic engineers have proven conclusively that a bumblebee has too much mass for its wings to generate sufficient lift. In other words, they have calculated that a bumblebee cannot fly. And yet the California lilac in front of our home hosts an entourage of bumblebees, flying from one purple blossom to another.”

Zane’s brows drew together. “I don’t get it.”

Back in reality, he seethed in silence, like a TwoX regular forced to sit next to men on the bus.

Then he wrote the Words Words Words he wishes were said, like a TwoX regular forced to sit next to men on the bus.

All while his adopted son absolutely gorilla dunks on his white savior ass with a but single word.

Lol, "you get one". This dumb bitch is gonna get five if he keeps running his mouth to Zane.

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yes

Physicists and aerodynamic engineers have proven conclusively that a bumblebee has too much mass for its wings to generate sufficient lift.

Imagine being such a faggot you think the introduction to The Bee Movie is actual scientific fact.

> being gay

> having children

sorry to inform you sir but you can only pick one.

Gays shouldnt have kids and if a person with kids comes out gay later on their kids should be killed by the government

Also heres the article. Absolute insufferable fag with adopted kang sons

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/my-son-called-me-a-fggot_b_59df92ebe4b0cee7b9549e81

Imagine being a sodomite and thinking you would win out in that nature versus nurture scenario.

Killing children may be a little extreme don't you think?

No - a LOT.

Your kid is absolutely right

Today I was taking a jog and noticed a landwhale on a scooter. I laughed.

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Yiff for life, bigots

I genuinely can't wait until my boy gets so sick of my shit that he compiles his lifetime of grievances into a hurtful burn. He's totally going to lose the fight because I got him out of the hood before it got into him, but I'm to going to let him get a few good hits in so he knows he has it in him. Who would guess this sub could be so wholesome sometimes?

You can always tell the weak families where the sons haven't been told theres a standing offer to step up take a swing and get their asses beat whenever they feel like they have the balls to do it.

Mine have yet to cash theirs in but theres still hope.

Yoooooooo

Based?

The article is even lamer than I imagined. If I called my dad a faggot he’d kick the shit out of me. This douche gave him a soft talking to. What a pussy.

He deserves to be called a faggot if he didn't throw that kids phone out of the window and/or give him the spanking of his life. My parents would have never let me say something like that to them.

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No, you see, he said 'One' but didn't keep counting. At three the kid loses the ipad for a week, you see.

Also I can't help but laugh at the description of the house. Four dogs, two 'queens' and two at risk children. It's, uh, something.

Based

WAAAHH MY KID IS BULLYING ME!111

huffpost

this is just karma whoring at this point

the kids are alright

Real ass kid

wait till they chop you up and throw you in a freezer!

Getting called by your teenage son a "faggot" because you're actually a faggot must just as depressing as a parent burying their children

Snappy pls