Hey y'all I've seen y'all cantbehaving in the comment section and I want y'all to do a better job adhering to effective practices of online discourse. Please use this as a learning moment y'all.

4  2020-05-06 by AnotherClosetAtheist

32 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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where does blind shitposting go on this

All levels

thanks chief

fuck off retard

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Yikes sweaty! I searched through your post history and found this flat declaration:

well I've seen your butt 30 times

Nice combo, you don't have to dwell at each level if you can achieve quick success through a pincer attack.

I was thinking of including this as well to combine tier 4 & 6, but that's a lot of effort for something that isn't a seriouspost.

Imagine doing this for 🆓

Tier 10: Emojiposting

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I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check.

Snapshots:

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Commence the balanced deux diet breakfast!

The key to online discourse is minimizing the effort you put in while maximizing the anger you cause.

This has been perfected by black israelites and black people (the real ones) on Twitter, whose only form of communication are jokes in ebonics (less characters than normal english) and reaction images.

Efficiency is everything (fem)boys.

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black people

Does it count as maximizing the anger when most of it is coming from yourself?

Aren't black people on Twitter always trying to dox someone who something bad about them

Tier 5.5: forgetting to log out of your baste frogposting account when commenting on /r/pabg

Hey OP, how much did you get paid to post this? Something near the sum of $0.00 I presume.

what price do you put on stacks of pussy?

also $0

I got a dude who found I had depression (mind you the post is months old) and said it was me "lashing out" when I said "Lol watch the trannies seethe"

Bro it's ok I value you.

Tier 7:

I just downvoted your post.

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Jannied and pompouspilled, very cool!

you got a small penis and I got a big penis *dab*