"Mother's day is dumb. You should love your mom everyday!"

1  2020-05-06 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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Consume Mother’s Day goods and mothers days accessories

Secretly for themselves

Aren’t you just supposed to tive flower and that is it?

Consume mothers and use what's left for accessories and goods.

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Literally a correct take retard.

Seriously. Love your mom morons

Love both your parents while you still can, because one day you wont have them anymore, so make the most of the time you spend with your parents

But all Moms are.. gu.. gussies 🤮

guess where your fat ass came out of

thus you are forever covered in the taint of gussy

Allah have mercy on our souls!

unless you were born from a C-section, then you're free from the stench of gussy

Phew, seems like I'm gussy-free, then. Mashallah!

neger what

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FELLAS, if I buy my mom gifts for mother's day does that make me a simp?

yes

Yes, but you won’t be alone. I bought mommy a book.

If she’s single, yeah