I'm subbed to a couple kpop subs and they are always talking about how the members are actually gay. I always found it so bizarre. Imagine a bunch of straight people insisting that famous gay people are actually straight? Surely this would be some sort of -phobia or -ism.

Heterochads do not concern ourselves with the lives of homocels

I'm subbed to a couple kpop subs

Literally why

You just posted CRINGE bro

Cringe and bluepilled

Not weeb pop

We were just discussing this. Pop is mind control and it’s great!

This shit slap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A2t_tAjMz8

Chungus cringe 100

OMG I love that song! Here's my favorite version: https://www.reddit.com/r/ForwardsFromKlandma/comments/gdze8u/fuck_whoever_made_this_racist_bullshit/

K-pop sucks. Listen to trot, retard.

You know these two were fuckin

I don’t see Yeltsin’s other hand, it’s probably deep in Slick Willy’s asshole

Boris Yeltzin was 100% the most DeuxChad politician ever

is this a smuggie sub now? I want all my comments returned to me.

Not based

Oooohh, are smuggies back?

I believe there was an entire sub dedicated to "they are really close friend so they must be gay, but [someone] is censoring it!" stuff

R/sapphoandherfriend?

without any surprise it's full of troons

yep, this one

Prime revisionist history.

They take examples of women crossdressing and hiding their identities in order to fight in wars throughout history and say “HE is trans. Don’t misgender HIM. He’s a valid dickboy uWu”

Tbh if your friendship is strong enough with your homies that you can fuck each other platonically, that's kinda based.

Required

Based?

Based on what?

Based on homoerotic behavior partaken in by various cultures dating back millennia.

Dumb it down for me a little

dude bussy lmao, but ironically

The lmao is ironic, because we're serious.

Now THAT is based

SLANG WORDS AND NEOLOGISMS DONT EXIST GUYS I KNEW IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN TELLING ALL YOU INTERNET NERDS WITH YOUR ACRONYMS AND NEW WORDS AND NEW USES FOR WORDS AHHHHHH

No need to scream I have hearing aids now I can hear you normally

U mad booma boom boom boomies

It's like when Suetonius said that Caligula was fucking his sister and his evidence was "he loved her a lot, and why would you love a family member unless there was incest going on?"

"Toxic masculinity is forcing men to think that close friendships make them gay"

"Oh these men had a close friendship? They were fucking."

mehmed and radu

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Exactly how they try to corrupt everything into always being sexual . 2 men can't just be close friends without it being questioned online now. It's sad and really puts a hamper on platonic relationships. Now foids they all do lick each other's gussies once they get a wine spritzer or 3 in em. That parts totally true.

Have sex, incel.

Most foids are disgusted by other gussies cause they own one. The gayest most of them get is making out with each other for attention after a couple of whiteclaws

Most foids hate other foids. But moist foids get along with each other.

Hey, did you know that Mr. Rogers was probably a gay man? Have you ever seen him with a woman? Nope! Haha, yesss, he was probably a FAB queen, getting dicked down by the neighborhood dom tops on the daily. Does that SHATTER your oh-so-fragile lily-white world view?

Well it was pretty obvious that Mr mcfeely wasn't that guys real name. It was a term of affection.

"Wont you bend

Wont you bend

Please wont you bend

Me over"

Das rite

"NOOOOOOOO this hurts heccin sex workerinos, incel incel incel" ~ Probably the average deuxcel

Heliogabalus had it coming

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS AND ALSO BONE THE SACRED VIRGINS OF HESTA NOOOOOOOOOO

If they were Greek...

The Spartan army. Imagine an entire bussy lovers army.

Deux army

Lol Spartans!!!

as a friend with benefits of Oswald Mosley- its all true

When did this place become as smug as srdines?

I've been wearing that mask so long it might as well just be my face.

Romans had orgies before battle.

Nothing makes a Spartan fight like seeing the guy who took it slow on your prostate getting sliced by a Mongolian.

History has ways of being interpreted by those who can influence others too lazy to read.

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. Presumably Holmes was the 'top'.

Obviously Batman and Robin; that is well-documented.

I'd say probably Jesus Christ and Peter too.

Sapphocels BTFO

Alexander and Bucephalus

Don’t be scared of male beauty homies

>males need to be open to physical contact from each other w/o fear of being called ghey

>I bet those males are flaming faggots

The duality of SJWs

Yeah man that dude who had a cock up his ass was totally straight! I’m not trying to straight wash any history at all! Sappho was straight!