I swear to God I lurk around some weird internet corners and the brapbarn still escapes me to this day. God damn, I wish I was more autistic so I could find the humor in women farting.
Yeah it seems weird just reading about it like that... But try and find a local brap rancher in your region, once you got a whiff of homegrown brap you'll get it
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
she could have flattened the curve just by sitting on it.
instead, she likely had diabetes and/or heart disease from being a fat fuck. and this virus gives a total middle finger to the fat acceptance movement.
i feel like beating the corona virus is probably like the equivalent effort of like running a mile or something really mundane like that, and if you can't run a mile you just die. and that will account for millions of deaths in the US
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21 boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-07
Well she did eat more calories in her 29 years then the average person does in a 100
10 tossabray 2020-05-07
She loved:
Dogs - hot dogs
Tea - with 10 tsp sugar
Taylor Swift - background eating music
15 ChapoDestroyer 2020-05-07
pictured on left: the chad brapbarn poster
8 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-07
the smirk makes this comment so good
10 NotNowChippa 2020-05-07
I'd be grinning if I got 29 years out of a prime sow like that!
The man got off the hook just before the braps turned sour, as well.
6 silverpanther17 2020-05-07
I swear to God I lurk around some weird internet corners and the brapbarn still escapes me to this day. God damn, I wish I was more autistic so I could find the humor in women farting.
8 Cthulhu4President 2020-05-07
damn city slicker
3 zacharysniper420 2020-05-07
Theres nothing funny about a woman farting
1 Npc5284747 2020-05-07
Don't be jealous, city boy. Y'all never lived yonder to know the pleasure of a good hog.
Get Reddit for braphone
1 clee-saan 2020-05-07
Yeah it seems weird just reading about it like that... But try and find a local brap rancher in your region, once you got a whiff of homegrown brap you'll get it
1 Hell0Everyone 2020-05-07
I posted this there on r/brapbarn
1 Poopdicks69 2020-05-07
I was pissed because I wanted to post it but your caption is funnier than the one I had in mind.
1 Hell0Everyone 2020-05-07
I was too late tho, after I posted it I saw that someone else posted it (and his caption was better :( )
1 hugemongus123 2020-05-07
I dident even know what brapbarn was intil just now, looks like a good time.
14 3and20charatcers 2020-05-07
#flattenyourcurves
7 l3v1athaN_ 2020-05-07
We needed to flatten her curves
5 Temporary--Secretary 2020-05-07
How many people have to die before we do something about dropping pianos?!
5 mukerflap 2020-05-07
a nice dog pill in there as well
4 SnapshillBot 2020-05-07
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
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4 unmedicated_god 2020-05-07
The corona virus is discriminating against plus size women?!😧
4 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-05-07
Life itself discriminates against plus sized women.
From disease to predators, fatty gonna get it first.
1 magb123 2020-05-07
flattenfatten the curve4 banevader90000 2020-05-07
The guy "freedom!"
4 Shift_F5ish 2020-05-07
That brap farmer lost big on this one.
3 WearerOfAsshats 2020-05-07
This makes The Architect smiles.
1 Gaymaster_Nacelle 2020-05-07
Why?
3 liberules 2020-05-07
she could have flattened the curve just by sitting on it.
instead, she likely had diabetes and/or heart disease from being a fat fuck. and this virus gives a total middle finger to the fat acceptance movement.
1 FloatyFish 2020-05-07
This virus is the cleanser that we not only need, but deserve.
3 nothingBUTemotes 2020-05-07
🤮
2 jzekyll7 2020-05-07
Reinstein eh
1 berghain_baby 2020-05-07
based name tbh. what's yours? smith? cope harder fat boy
1 PanFiluta 2020-05-07
based on what?
1 berghain_baby 2020-05-07
on the river you retrard
2 chromedagger 2020-05-07
i wonder why this author is writing useless retarded articles wonder what her dad does for a living
2 anoughnymoughs 2020-05-07
She looks so excited. I bet she's imagining him naked and coated in BBQ sauce.
2 BoxofMistakes 2020-05-07
When I die tell people I love tea
1 YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-05-07
No, we will say you loved dick.
2 Things_Remote 2020-05-07
If a braphog falls when it dies and no one is around, does it make a sound? 🧐🧐
2 StoneStasis 2020-05-07
is that achievable natty?
2 Tycoronachan 2020-05-07
Really causes my synapses to fire
2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-07
When can we fatten the curve?
2 itsmethatbinch 2020-05-07
She went from drowning in lard to drowning in her own fluids
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1 specialdialingwand1 2020-05-07
i feel like beating the corona virus is probably like the equivalent effort of like running a mile or something really mundane like that, and if you can't run a mile you just die. and that will account for millions of deaths in the US
1 Ak1raGD 2020-05-07
Lmao
1 UnalignedRando 2020-05-07
The virus flattened her curves.
1 hugemongus123 2020-05-07
I hope loving Taytay is not what did it.
1 rogue_nebula 2020-05-07
... and nothing of value was lost. Amen.
1 PanFiluta 2020-05-07
she flattened the Earth