Hospitals are like warzones right now #stayathome

10  2020-05-07 by Aletherios

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all nurses are fat

this

Porn tells me otherwise

All mods are fatter.

I’d rather die gasping for air in my bed than having to come into contact with a (((nurse)))

gussy

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Gussy is so disgusting

Gussy infectes with (((corona))) and some other tropical diseases

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What about a cutie twink murse?

I'm gonna coof

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I hired a nurse for my grandpa once. She wasn't so bad, although she did start stripping for some reason.

sounds like a value-add to me

Women in the workplace and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

STUNNING

and

BRAVE?

Yes please! :)

I wanna lick her feet 😍

I wanna touch butts

best post on reddit today

Live to coom coom to live

Feet? Fucking normie. I wanna smell her armpits 🥵

That is one high T jawline

and the teensiest little nose

noselets BTFO

Ive been sleeping with this nurse these past couple of weeks and I pity anyone whos livelihood is in the hands of these people.

I hope she's paying you, nurses are like the #2 group most likely to hire male escorts

Probably cause fags hire way more of their own gender and male nurses tend to lean especially faggy

They don't hire them at all, there's no shortage of casual hookups for young gay men especially nurses. Typically the only young men who hire escorts are nervous first timers wanting to be broke in gently/experiment

Female nurses as clients have extremely specific demands/requirements, have little free time for playing the "is he good enough" game women have to play, think just highly of themselves enough to not be willing to fuck just any old loser, are just feminist enough to think hiring a sex worker is empowering, and have just enough extra cash that they can afford it on the regular.

Trust me this is coming from a lot of personal experience.

Oh yeah don’t worry I’m a gay male lmfao. I’m not that old, but there’s so much fucking hookup culture that’s there’s no gay people whatsoever who don’t want to sleep with someone on the first date or send nudes or something. I’ve waaaay too much experience in that community. I’m not experienced in the nursing industry though so I have no clue.

Well then you know how easy it is to get a free blowjob if you want one on any random...well time of day.

I'm only experienced with the nursing industry because of how it intersected with my former job if you can dig what I'm shoveling.

If you're interested, the #3 group was EMTs and the #1 group is rich 35+ year old ladies. They may or may not be married and they may or may not have their much older husband present.

I work EMS and can confirm nurses are freaks.

Hell yeah.

I also suspected dealing with death every day plays a part in the overall lack of shits to give but I never really got the chance to ask one.

Hate to be a typical faggy redditor but could you link me your source? Seems really interesting, id like to know morw

not really, just comprehensive personal experience

Yeah something about their job makes them slutty, I love it. I barely text this girl and never took her out on a proper date. I just call her over whenever she's free and we have sex. Its great

Good for you!

I think it’s because they are paid well and can’t really date down easily. Thus they’re always looking for Mr. Right, but unlikely to settle down and are used to just “sleeping around”. They can justify their slutty behavior because they are “strong and independent”, with a God complex, and just happen to make more money than most men. Just my experience with nurses.

The nussys and dussys of this world deserve our praise you cretins!!!

Why is she touching her face? How incompetent...

I feel like I'm reading another language when I look at that link in removeddit. Based? nu-male? And why do they hate the nintendo switch so much? I googled "soyboy meme" and now I'm even more mystified.

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do nurses actually do anything beside run errands for doctors? people are only specifically supporting nurses because most of them are female its pretty cringe

It's bizzare, all I have ever heard is doctors complaining about nurses saying they really don't deserve the money they make, that they know absolutely nothing but want to have a say ... They think they're medical professionals but they aren't. They're just as clueless as the patient yet are so full of themselves that they don't realize their easy course is nowhere near comparable to the 6 years of study that doctors get.

Doctors are the brains, nurses are the low-skill labor.

In political activism that's called "organizers" and "boots on the ground"(or "signholders")

"Do nurses actually do anything except risk their lives on their jobs, pretty cringe"

Being around someone who has a slightly more contagious flu is risking your life to you?

Sorry femcel, this is an anti female space. Out out OUT!

Yeah basically in my experience. Some nurses are ok but the majority I talk definitely are overpaid compared to people like Patient Assistants who do all the shit nurses do but for like 1/3rd of the pay

That face tho

It’s not the nurses I’m cringing at really, it’s the redditors that are fucking disgusting. They fetishise ANYTHING that gives them the feelies, and absolutely hate anything that gives them the bad feelies. For example, the whole Keanu reeves thing, they worship him like a god for acting like a decent human.. and now it’s the nurses who by the way have done a good job since forever ago (beside the one or two outliers) are now hailed as “OMG MARVEL HEWOOOS!” Because they can’t comprehend anything unless it’s dumbed down by recognisable and predictable Disney princess or comic book hero’s. Which is why they can’t comprehend duality of man, that Obama can do “cool mic drops and dance” but couldn’t possibly send drone strikes on kids in Syria. And why trump can say big fat “meanie words” but couldn’t possibly fund homes for African Americans and have charities.

Watch this, same thing with Elon Musk, Neil Tyson Degrasse and Jennifer Lawrence.. these people they once worshipped once they found out that they were just mere humans like you and me and were capable of sin they threw them out and detested them becuase of their unhealthy worship and lack of awareness to realise that everybody is capable of being both good and bad. And that “OMG NURSE = ANGeL!!!1!1one1!” Is an unhealthy way to view your fellow human.

No wonder why the bible mentions not to have any other gods. Because those gods are capable of letting you down.

I don't have enough spoons to read this shit

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It’s just me being schizophrenic and ranting like I’m 80 u aren’t missing much

Redditors are massive faggots

Longposting: you’re not even on the level of Deuxcel

Based and Biblepilled brother

Yes brother

Wow I guess this is why I hate Redditors

Yikes, who hurt you? Found the incel! Sir, this is a Wendy's. YTA. Be better, do better. I just downvoted your comment.

Imagine trusting some 98 IQ nurse who barely graduated community college to care for you?

Also, how does the Hippocratic oath even work in a godless amoral society?

Women taking a break from the cock and ball torture session with their bf

STUNNING(LY OBESE)

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BRAVE(LY INTERRACIALLY DATING)

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YA GAT DIS GURLZZZ

Why are they all dancing to dindu music?

The corona virus has made me realize how much I hate American nurses

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CHONKER NURSE

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Oops another patient died, better make a tik tok video with half the nursing staff

this worship of nurse gussy is getting out of hand

Wholesome💯

Death, taxes and nurses

I cannot parse what is going on in the last panel to save my life. Any help?

No fun allowed 😡 https://youtu.be/8EjLbVmXIqg

Did you not have fun looking at this post? It made me laugh

Honestly I don’t see what this proves lol. Afghanistan was a “war zone” yeah but as far as war zones go it is probably the lamest one.

A bunch of guys with the best military technology ever backed by one of the strongest military nations, fighting against a bunch of literal sand farmers.

Less than 2,500 American’s died in Afghanistan in a span of almost 20 years, so the beer virus has actually killed 10 times more people in a few months.

That being said, neither one should be called a war zone lmao.

So there basically just dicking around and waiting to die of old age?

Nah just saying you can walk and chew gum at the same time. Some retards literally just go - They aren't working 24/7 and are making tik toks for fun so the virus isn't shit. 😔

I was expecting the drop to be an explosion followed by a scroll of how everyone in the video died, kind of disappointed tbh.

I'm not clicking that suspicious link. What country even is "BE". Belarus?

Yeah what is dis "Youtu" shit nigga? I ain't fallin for dat SHIET!

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