the fat one runs a used car lot, the skinny one streams his mental breakdown on twitch, the retarded one drives around drives around with his posse of fanboys, pretending to still be relevant.
yeah I wish Sam would go back to doing anything but what he does now. He just preaches lame life ass advice. Nigga I know you've came out and said you were an asshole before you reflected upon your life and lost your adult swim gig because of that, but you're not at all the type to be giving life advice.
You're not funny, you're not clever, and no matter how much or how often you tell yourself otherwise, making other people angry has absolutely no value whatsoever. Even the enjoyment is fleeting; you know that. The rush you get never lasts. You spend your days being shocking for the sake of it, rolling in deeper and more wretched sewage like it's a race to the bottom of every ladder in the universe, and for what? You're not special. You're not in an exclusive club of the clued-in and the free-thinking. You are wearing a thin mask consisting of edgy memes, shock value and faux nihilism that you've convinced yourself is good enough to call a personality, that you think will cover up the nothing behind it. You're wrong.
Step back, reflect, admit your faults and grow up.
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2 IllustriousBid7 2020-05-08
i used to like sam, but now you can truely see how dysfunctional all three of them are.
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-08
I thought there were at least five Sams now.
1 puresmocaine 2020-05-08
Whatcha mean
2 IllustriousBid7 2020-05-08
the fat one runs a used car lot, the skinny one streams his mental breakdown on twitch, the retarded one drives around drives around with his posse of fanboys, pretending to still be relevant.
2 puresmocaine 2020-05-08
Nick... What's going on, big guy?
2 agenteABIN 2020-05-08
I don't see how Nick is dysfunctional, you're right about the other two though
2 IllustriousBid7 2020-05-08
Nick is the only smart one, for real though.
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1 48x31 2020-05-08
Nice nome fag
1 meezya 2020-05-08
yeah I wish Sam would go back to doing anything but what he does now. He just preaches lame life ass advice. Nigga I know you've came out and said you were an asshole before you reflected upon your life and lost your adult swim gig because of that, but you're not at all the type to be giving life advice.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-08
You're not funny, you're not clever, and no matter how much or how often you tell yourself otherwise, making other people angry has absolutely no value whatsoever. Even the enjoyment is fleeting; you know that. The rush you get never lasts. You spend your days being shocking for the sake of it, rolling in deeper and more wretched sewage like it's a race to the bottom of every ladder in the universe, and for what? You're not special. You're not in an exclusive club of the clued-in and the free-thinking. You are wearing a thin mask consisting of edgy memes, shock value and faux nihilism that you've convinced yourself is good enough to call a personality, that you think will cover up the nothing behind it. You're wrong. Step back, reflect, admit your faults and grow up.
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1 KaiserKeehlim 2020-05-08
I may be a DEUXcel, but guess what. . . I'm still a nigga.
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-05-08
K nigger
1 48x31 2020-05-08
20(FtM) How do I look?
1 UnalignedRando 2020-05-08
He still alive?
1 silverpanther17 2020-05-08
Samantha Heidi, Tay Tay, and that French chick on the sidebar are the only acceptable waifus. You must pick one.
1 jewdanksdad 2020-05-08
Wtf is this creature?
1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-05-08
He's not actually funny but the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
2 Wopitikitotengo 2020-05-08
He's really isn't, hes just got a weird retarded charisma
2 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-08
ya i think thats what the people back on earth call being funny
1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-08
Mdecel rapefugees get the wall 😀
1 BenzsLittleFinger 2020-05-08
Is he still alive honestly?
Last I saw of him was on Shia LaQueef's Livestream and he was chanting "Heebs will not divide us" kek
1 activatedsleeper 2020-05-08
march 31
1 BenzsLittleFinger 2020-05-08
Oh thank you, daddy!!!!!
1 constantinople_2053 2020-05-08
Fuck outta here MDEfugee, this is Biden country!😎👅🍦
1 Swarmcap 2020-05-08
Samantha Hilda is a cutie
1 contentedserf 2020-05-08
If you think it’s a good idea to go jogging in Timbs with a hammer... you might be Ahmaud Arbery