daddy ben almost tedposting

1  2020-05-08 by modern-wonderboy

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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Imagine fathering civilization and nursing it at Abby Shapiro's bosom.

sholom

Based

Baste and definitely tedpilled

The jew fears the anprim farmer

This how Ben actually sounds, yes?

Incorrect. It's a little known fact that he huffs helium before every public speaking engagement, for his real voice booms and rumbles with a depth and volume such that all eardrums would rupture within the block if he spoke. Nice guy, that Benjamin

All the best men are Ted's. Roosevelt, Unaking, Bundy.

Hey! Take that back! Uncle Ted is #1!

The life expectancy wasn't even 35 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. That only happens if you include child mortality.

If you survived childhood, you would most definitely live to old age.

Fucking listening to brainlets give their takes on statistics is the most infuriating thing ever, how the fuck did you get a college degree in anything???

Its gotten much worse with retards spewing their opinions on coronavirus mortality rates etc on facebook

God I wanna suck on those milkers

Milkers bigger than most trannies out there.

yes

It’s not about living long it’s just about living meaningfully.

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