Guys I thought he was just out for a jog

1  2020-05-09 by boyoyoyoyong

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Any jogger experts want to chime in on this jogging technique

depends, what’s your statute of limitations?

I always jog through random houses to get some bussyblasted rednecks chasing me. It's where I derive up my motivation to keep going from

^This guy jogs^

Podcasts just don't do it for me anymore. I need the thrill of being chased for my cardio.

Who chases someone down over some fucking Tyvek, just submit an insurance claim and collect the 3.5x actual value you should have insured it for. This is why the south lost

Mayos love pretending to LARP as Navy Seals and shit.

Unfortunately for them the only true part of that LARP is that their wives are actually fucking some black dude when they leave the house 😂

hi, some black dude here. this shit is shockingly real. i've been propositioned to play the role of wife's boyfriend multiple times now. it's always some socialist mayo who wants a bull to fuck his wife.

but fuck, im not paying for the cuck's nintendo switch.

hi, some black dude here

im not paying for the cuck's nintendo switch

paying

Are you really even black?

Those rednecks really hate joggers

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He lives in the neighborhood too or was it a neighborhood 12 miles away?

I love how everything in this case completely eviscerates the leftoid's garbage arguments. I wonder if that will cause him to reconsider his beliefs and whether being race baited by leftoid clickbait news and outrage culture is the right way to live his life? somehow I doubt it.

Georgia law allows for a citizen’s arrest in a felony crime committed in one’s presence, said Arora, who is currently a criminal defense attorney in Atlanta. But a citizen can only use reasonable force to detain a person and deadly force cannot be used unless it’s to prevent a forcible felony or for self-defense.

and deadly force cannot be used unless it’s to prevent a forcible felony or for self-defense.

Are you actually blind or simply blinded by leftoid ideology? The black boi literally tried to wrestle the shotgun away from him while trying to beat him. It's captured on video, there is no disputing this. He only fired on the black boi in self-defense. How can you possibly dispute this?

The firearms weren't even aimed at the black boi until he started attacking. They were well within the confines of the law at all times during this encounter.

wrong.

  1. They didn't witness a felony, so they can't approach him to make a citizens arrest. so the rednecks broke the law .

  2. they approached an unarmed citizens with guns drawn. this immediately invalidates the "self defense" argument. The video which shows him grabbing the shot gun now shows HIM acting in self defense against two armed citizens illegally attempting a citizens arrest when no felony was committed.

those two good ol boys are gonna get raped by the men in cell block D.

Are you blinded by the grand dragon ideology?

They didn't witness a felony, so they can't approach him to make a citizens arrest. so the rednecks broke the law

They had probable grounds of suspicion, which is all that matters

they approached an unarmed citizens with guns drawn. this immediately invalidates the "self defense" argument

No it does not. It is perfectly legal to open carry

The video which shows him grabbing the shot gun now shows HIM acting in self defense against two armed citizens illegally attempting a citizens arrest when no felony was committed.

Attacking someone who is not aiming a firearm at you and violently trying to wrestle it away by punching them repeatedly is not self-defense. The black boi chimped out and fucked up big time son. No wonder the heroic neighborhood watchman shot him in self defense, if the black boi had got that gun who knows how many he would have shot and killed. Remember, he was identified by one of the McMichaels for a prior case, he would likely have known of the black bois history with firearms and mental illness!

those two good ol boys are gonna get raped by the men in cell block D.

No they're going to be let out free and hopefully have a big fund raised for them when they do so they can live their lives peacefully as they intended before the violent black boi terrorized their neighborhood!

They had probable grounds of suspicion, which is all that matters

untrue. the law is clear. you're wrong. they have to WITNESS a felony in order to make a citizens arrest. trespassing is what they (maybe) witnessed. not a felony. strike 1

It is perfectly legal to open carry

absolutely. but you can't use self defense when you approach an armed citizens while open carrying. strike 2.

Attacking someone who is not aiming a firearm at you and violently trying to wrestle it away by punching them repeatedly is not self-defense.

hahaha. hilarious. good luck with a jury of black folks on that one! bubba's be going to jail homie.

No they're going to be let out free

LOLZ. I've got $100 in a paypal account that says you're wrong. Are you going to visit the in lockup? maybe you can smuggle in some lube for the assraping they're going to be taking nightly from their cell mates!

brothers gonna be running a TRAIN on Bubba Jr.

If the offense is a felony and the offender is escaping or attempting to escape, a private person may arrest him upon reasonable and probable grounds of suspicion.

Seems clear cut to me. They had reasonable suspicion a felony had occurred, and were within rights to pursue and detain

but you can't use self defense when you approach an armed citizens while open carrying. strike 2.

Source?

hahaha. hilarious. good luck with a jury of black folks on that one! bubba's be going to jail homie.

I don't have much faith in the cognitive skills of basketball folk either but the jury aint going to 100% black lmao. Interesting how you've pivoted from "it wasn't self defense" to "b-but no b-black people are going to buy that!", while crying about injustice in the courts!

LOLZ. I've got $100 in a paypal account that says you're wrong. Are you going to visit them in lockup? maybe you can smuggle in some lube for the assraping they're going to be taking nightly from their cell mates!

brothers gonna be running a TRAIN on Bubba Jr.

Find an escrow site and we will make this bet

They had reasonable suspicion a felony had occurred,

which felony? please explain.

Source?

interesting how when you know you're wrong you beta cucks always ask "source". do your own homework.

while crying about injustice in the courts!

O.J. was innocent yo.

Find an escrow site and we will make this bet

gonna hafta be, I aint believin' white boi meth heads have that kind a paper

which felony? please explain.

Burglary

interesting how when you know you're wrong you beta cucks always ask "source". do your own homework.

You don't have a source. Didn't think so charcoalskin

listen you son of a bitch, what the fucks your problem? You want to sit here and say that I’m a goddamn, fucking Racist? You get in my face with that I’ll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch. You piece of shit. You fucking goddamn fucker.

Listen fuckhead, you have fucking crossed a line. Get that through your goddamn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit. You’re the people that have fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and almost lost an election. So stop shooting your mouth off claiming I’m the enemy. You got that you goddamn son of a bitch? I’m sorry, but I’m done. You start calling me a racist, those are fucking fighting words. Excuse me.

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Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.


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You’re the people that have fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and almost lost an election

What did he mean by this?

brothers gonna be running a TRAIN on Bubba Jr.

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