I named my pit bull Flowers and dress her up in a tutu for Instagram photos in which I sell you pyramid scheme makeup and/or tell you why I chose not to vaccinate my kids. I allow my pit bull to babysit my daughter, Kayleigh. Someday, it will maul her fucking face off, but I will never see it coming, and deny that pit bulls are violent until my toddler dies in agony after succumbing to gruesome throat hemorrhaging in the SICU.
The owners are just as quick to flip as the dogs. Someone could be the Supreme Pope Overlord Dogwhisperer of the shitbull community, loved by all.... But the second their breed of peace snacks on a toddler, "clearly it was a bad owner"
"Those Labs sure are great at bringing those ducks back in this hunting video. Oh neat it turns out they were selectively bred for centuries to engineer that behavior."
"Wow look these dogs were specifically shaped over time to chase foxes and other small mammals down tight burrows--neat!"
"It amazes me how all it takes is a little time and some smart breeders and they made a whole breed of dogs that instinctively point at birds!"
"You think pibbles as a breed are inherently more violent and aggressive? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEowners"
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34 boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-09
He must have detected a toddler enter his 12 mile detection radius
27 trubluAU 2020-05-09
Toddlercels never see it coming
13 SynthGood 2020-05-09
he must've detected a mayo foid within the 69 miles radius
2 Theydoit_forFREE 2020-05-09
Umm sweaty its my therapy pup 💅
3 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-09
Didnchew nuffin
1 erikersjef 2020-05-09
My dog just wanted to jog😔
30 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-09
Hi, I'm a pit mommy!
I named my pit bull Flowers and dress her up in a tutu for Instagram photos in which I sell you pyramid scheme makeup and/or tell you why I chose not to vaccinate my kids. I allow my pit bull to babysit my daughter, Kayleigh. Someday, it will maul her fucking face off, but I will never see it coming, and deny that pit bulls are violent until my toddler dies in agony after succumbing to gruesome throat hemorrhaging in the SICU.
I love my pibble :3
15 Infidel6 2020-05-09
That kid ain't making it to any ICU, chief. That kid won't even make it to the Trauma OR.
After them there smooches it's gonna be a simple bag and tag followed by a closed casket.
13 poopoocumcum 2020-05-09
I never understood how pitties got so popular with trashy white women
12 VanillaReign 2020-05-09
I never understood how blacks got so popular with trashy white women, but I feel the answer to both mysteries has to be connected somehow.
3 wizdumb337 2020-05-09
Pibble rescue shows on tlc
2 SSoylent 2020-05-09
Based and dogpilled
14 thekingproctm 2020-05-09
can someone silence that niggbull with a 12 gauge?.
9 SynthGood 2020-05-09
bOoP dA sNoOt. wHaT a HECKIN pupperino :3 such chonker
7 Suittsville 2020-05-09
r/banpitbulls
6 thekingproctm 2020-05-09
"Officer shots dead a pitbull after he attacks her"
Every, single, time.
8 Love-Sex-Dreamz 2020-05-09
That poor pibble boy😭😭 just wanted to play with the officer after she fired the warning shots at him
5 cragfar 2020-05-09
Hahaha "Service dog for an 11 year old"
4 constantinople_2053 2020-05-09
Lol of course it's a "therapy dog". Althoigh I'm surprised, it didnt look like a pibble for a change.
1 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-09
sleeper pibble
1 PanFiluta 2020-05-09
the rapy dog
3 XirallicBolts 2020-05-09
The owners are just as quick to flip as the dogs. Someone could be the Supreme Pope Overlord Dogwhisperer of the shitbull community, loved by all.... But the second their breed of peace snacks on a toddler, "clearly it was a bad owner"
3 SamManilla 2020-05-09
It's cool, but you might be the key master.
3 m0o_o0m 2020-05-09
"Those Labs sure are great at bringing those ducks back in this hunting video. Oh neat it turns out they were selectively bred for centuries to engineer that behavior."
"Wow look these dogs were specifically shaped over time to chase foxes and other small mammals down tight burrows--neat!"
"It amazes me how all it takes is a little time and some smart breeders and they made a whole breed of dogs that instinctively point at birds!"
"You think pibbles as a breed are inherently more violent and aggressive? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE owners"
--Reddit dot com
1 XirallicBolts 2020-05-09
Purely socioeconomic factors
1 erikersjef 2020-05-09
If it wasn't for those damn labs keeping my cute pibblerino down he would be point at birds aswell😔
1 albietanders 2020-05-09
not just reddit, literally all women believe this
2 Meme_Institute 2020-05-09
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
2 babythrownoffbalconi 2020-05-09
"Fetch me his soul lucifer"
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-09
wow this faggot did something funny for once 👌👌😄
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-14 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-09
lmao grown men afraid of dogs
lift a weight and learn how to defend yourselves so pets won't be so scary for you
14 Coconuthead93 2020-05-09
haha .45 acp go bang
11 rightzoomer 2020-05-09
lifting isn’t going to pry a 150 lb pit bull from your throat
-7 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-09
sounds like something a weak coward afraid of a dog would say
2 destroyisrealnow 2020-05-09
God your so fucking cool can I suck your dick?????
0 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-09
No faggot
1 andy99999mc 2020-05-09
Dont downvote retards