"Buying Marvel and Star Wars Funko Pops makes you a consoomer! Anyway, I'm off to order some Warhammer 40k dolls that I can't paint later. It's totally different!!"

1  2020-05-10 by MikeStoklasa-cel

33 comments

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29  mcbrd 2020-05-10

I think the difference is that funko pops are like mainstream sheeple consoomerism. 40k consoomerism comes from autism

13  MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-05-10

Distance from earth to the sun level IQ take

8  sh1tpo5ta 2020-05-10

muh plastic better than your plastic

farts

2  mcbrd 2020-05-10

Yes.

10  sh1tpo5ta 2020-05-10

ok

farts on ur face

2  PunishedApple 2020-05-10

THIS! So much this!

8  SnapshillBot 2020-05-10

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

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7  theworstever 2020-05-10

At least you can sell the minis for a profit if you can paint within the lines or at least recoup some losses. Unlike Funko Pops.

Also the inherent turbo-racism and turbo-fascism keep the foids and normies out.

Fucking consoomers

1  MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-05-10

Warhammer is even faggier than Funko pops

11  theworstever 2020-05-10

You're just mad that my alcohlism hasnt ruined my hand eye coordination like yours has 😤

8  MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-05-10

ruined

You can't ruin something that was never there. I've always been a clutz

2  Poopdicks69 2020-05-10

It's so true. Cant help but think of their fagginess while snuggling with my beanie babies and popping pushing pogs into my asshole.

7  MaybeADragon 2020-05-10

Warhammer minis are mildly less autistic than model planes.

5  FloatyFish 2020-05-10

Can’t wait for the inevitable Warhammer/Funko POP crossover.

3  TheLakoniaStar 2020-05-10

It already happened

1  paristetris 2020-05-10

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/06/11/diy-primaris-intercessor-funko-popgw-homepage-post-4/

Of course its fucking Primaris, nuwarhammer fags are the worst and also theres now girls at my lgs

1  Dimbledorf 2020-05-10

Isn't everyvody in 40k a tranny to begin with?

1  paristetris 2020-05-10

No over here its autistic guys who didnt go out enough to be into trains

4  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-10

Ive been banned from both rightoid and leftoid """communities""" for pointing this out

2  RoboCombat 2020-05-10

grilling professional, coming through

3  puresmocaine 2020-05-10

Chad Ape Escape miniatures

2  DeuxChad 2020-05-10

Model airplane gang

2  AI_WAIFU 2020-05-10

Imagine buying your figurines instead of 3D printing them.

1  poopoocumcum 2020-05-10

I just don't play with fucking gay little toys lol ez

1  TRIHARD_FROM_KOREA 2020-05-10

being an adult and buying plastic toys

1  ToonamiWasted 2020-05-10

Hello based department? We got some shots fired from the guns of truth.

1  Standard12 2020-05-10

"that I can't paint" oh that is so accurate.

1  hugh-mungus21 2020-05-10

Well 40k actually requires a level of skill and creativity to model and paint the little dudes whereas funko just do fuck all and collect dust.

Plus the backstory and lore is rather interesting as well.

Just because it’s an item that people enjoy doesn’t mean it’s automatically consumerist trash.

They are overpriced tho

1  Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-10

ummmm sweaty my plastic toys are akshullee different and for a mature audience

Holy shit nigga just stop posting

1  hugh-mungus21 2020-05-10

Well they are different, and there’s nothing really wrong with enjoying them. Disliking something just for the sake of it is entirely pointless.

Funko pops and pointless shit like them are stupid but at least 40k and other modelling stuff actually have a point to them.

1  Mooncabbage23 2020-05-10

Based