>be me
>out "jogging" with the intent of theft and a criminal and family background to show that
>blatantly trespass
>blatantly look around for things to steal
>there's nothing valuable at all
>leave
>mfw I am a good, moral person because I didn't steal anything
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9 prodigiousIdiot 2020-05-10
He's just making sure everything is up to code; I often do it on my jogs.
8 Dr_Poop_Sex 2020-05-10
>be me
>out "jogging" with the intent of theft and a criminal and family background to show that
>blatantly trespass
>blatantly look around for things to steal
>there's nothing valuable at all
>leave
>mfw I am a good, moral person because I didn't steal anything
4 BecauseWeHaveNukes88 2020-05-10
He was seen running away from the house. So something probably spooked him and he left in a hurry.
So he obviously knew he shouldn't be in that building.
1 TRIHARD_FROM_KOREA 2020-05-10
uhm no, nazi, that's called JOGGING
1 BecauseWeHaveNukes88 2020-05-10
There's nothing like starting the day "Jogging" in and out of the house your trespassing in after the neighbors just called the cops on you.
https://www.ajc.com/news/surveillance-video/itEEj5ftMXkbkKeXrCFBTK/
1 SamManilla 2020-05-10
Probably needed to take a shit, and figured there would be a porta john on a construction site.
5 mcbrd 2020-05-10
Damn it looks like he really was wearing running shoes. God I wish he were wearing timbs that shit would be hilarious
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2 cumzilla69 2020-05-10
that dude was not a football linebacker lmao
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1 myNAMEjef420 2020-05-10
1 SamManilla 2020-05-10
Could have sworn he was wearing dark shorts.
1 BecauseWeHaveNukes88 2020-05-10
His mother confirmed that it was him in the video.
1 SamManilla 2020-05-10
Yeah, can't argue with that. The original video is so shaky, and unfocused it looks different.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-10
I was promised timberlands.