NOOO!!! YOU CANT CELEBRATE A HOLIDAY!!!

I know it's overused to accuse people who criticize their country of hating it. But christ, some people just seem to really hate the whole place. It's so sad to see.

1 MouseAndDeerLike 2020-05-10

The Fourth of July is the last stand for the implicit white identity of Americans

5 poopoocumcum 2020-05-10

Americans

White

Oh I'm laffin

2 lunarlumberjack 2020-05-10

It was once a stand against king George Zuckerberg III

1 CornReaper 2020-05-10

Lmao the forth of July is just another holiday for amerilards to become even bigger

1 FloatyFish 2020-05-10

Americans have special days dedicated to being fat.

This is your brain on non-GMO Europoor food. Everyone who has more than a room temperature IQ knows that every day in Patriotland is dedicated to being fat.

3 CornReaper 2020-05-10

based

1 _----_---_---- 2020-05-10

Room temp in Celsius, of course

1 JacrispThrow 2020-05-10

Europeans would be fat too if they could afford food

2 CornReaper 2020-05-10

cope

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1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-05-10

I’ll take ‘things that yuropoors will never get to enjoy’ for 400, Autojanny.

1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-10

Imagine an entire continent starving because a bad year for fucking potatoes

2 valuq 2020-05-10

Ireland isn't a continent retard

6 FoxyRDT 2020-05-10

American education.

3 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-10

Didn't Europe also starve? Sorry I'm not up on irrelevant parts of the world history

2 Damderia 2020-05-10

-plants car bomb-

What the fuck did you just say you little Ulster loyalist?

1 RoboCombat 2020-05-10

Europoors would be fat too if their teeth were good enough to chew the fucking food

1 EctopicVagrancy 2020-05-10

Their diet is at least half cigarettes

1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2020-05-10

I could go for a cigarette sandwich right now

1 Frog_Refugee_2019 2020-05-10

Imagine the smell 🤮🤮

1 Ratatosk123 2020-05-10

Lol the 56'ers are seething hard

1 beeeeeeefcake 2020-05-10

You call it morbid obesity, we call it prepping for supply chain disruption.

1 GWashingtonsGhost 2020-05-10

Found the bait

1 Logan_Pauler 2020-05-10

Option B.

1 DicklexicSurferer 2020-05-10

Option B/They/Them

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-10

E and proud.

4 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-05-10

Hell ya brother, cheers from Gatlinburg

1 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-05-10

If you aren’t E you are ghey

1 VzrokDaJeJansaZmagov 2020-05-10

1 Replies-2-Retards 2020-05-10

What's wrong with being a raging drunk?

5 DoodleIsMyBaby 2020-05-10

I cant imagine most normal people aren't borderline alcoholics at this point honestly. I know I wouldnt be able to handle this clown world if I had to be sober all the time.

1 DicklexicSurferer 2020-05-10

When you identify as drunk/drank/drunken you’ll be accepting in their cultural. Just get your pronouns down and make a tumblr account.

1 EpicGamerJoker 2020-05-10

Zoomer: nooo you need a reason to celebrate something!!!

Me: haha fireworks go (wheeeee) BOOM BOOM (pop pop pop pop pop pop)

5 Theydoit_forFREE 2020-05-10

And the ting go skraaaaaaa pop pop pop pop pop

4 CommunistAndy 2020-05-10

Skidiki pa pa and a brrrrrr boom

2 reptilianhook 2020-05-10

Skyaaah

2 Danolix 2020-05-10

booom booom bom booom bom bumbum

3 Sonicmansuperb 2020-05-10

You see your girl in the park

3 mjcov 2020-05-10

That girl is a uckers

2 Ultima21 2020-05-10

Blast from the past

1 [deleted] 2020-05-10

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1 SharkToothSharpTooth 2020-05-10

BIG SHAQ! BOOM!

4 jarvis125 2020-05-10

Dum pda bop bop bop

2 Coconuthead93 2020-05-10

haha snakes go psssshhhh

2 Keisuke_Takahiro 2020-05-10

This but unironically

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1 Jawakiller 2020-05-10

That’s clearly a fucking millennial

1 XirallicBolts 2020-05-10

Gives people of all races and creeds an excuse to be obnoxious fucks in public

1 ChapoDestroyer 2020-05-10

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

1 lenisnore 2020-05-10

1 Same-Kick 2020-05-10

👑

1 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-10

If you use Twitter to post any kind of political opinion you should be sent to a camp

8 wizdumb337 2020-05-10

If you use Twitter ~~to post any kind of political opinion~~ you should be sent to a camp

9 SlowFatHusky 2020-05-10

Twitter is Reddit with more real names, blue check marks, and worse jannies.

4 aqouta 2020-05-10

The information isn't structured in any real way, it's impossible to follow an actual topic.

1 SlowFatHusky 2020-05-10

True. I have a hard time finding the comment someone is replying to most of the time.

1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-05-10

And their jannies get paid so you can't make fun of them

3 Mayos_side 2020-05-10

Post this on twitter.

1 lawlzposting 2020-05-10

This is the wisest sentence I've ever read

1 AllisonGator 2020-05-10

Band camp.

1 SamManilla 2020-05-10

Something about seeing someone like that call someone a hillbilly makes me empathize with Pol Pot.

1 finejuggler 2020-05-10

Option C

1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-05-10

this person can't go outside on the 4th because with all of the alcohol people can't restrain themselves from just demolishing that incredibly punchable face

1 SharkToothSharpTooth 2020-05-10

That's why its so angry!

1 OneFistDaddy 2020-05-10

E 😎

1 ABaadPun 2020-05-10

Why is there no wife beater option?

1 whiteypoints 2020-05-10

because that's a style of undershirt.

1 tractorsandranch 2020-05-10

the 4th is just one of a million reasons to grill some good food

1 32624647 2020-05-10

You could have at least posted the TiA thread about this pic so we could watch them seethe, but noooo, you had to screenshotpost, didn't you?

1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-05-10

I actually am all of those things except "partier."

1 seve_rage 2020-05-10

If you publicly chastise people for celebrating the Fourth of July, then you either have

No friends
Clinical depression
Daddy issues
An eating disorder
A liberal arts degree

Congrats to this brave soul, looks like she has all of the above 😊

3 daggermag 2020-05-10

YTA

3 halfjack4 2020-05-10

Yikerinos that’s problematic

1 Shadow_Nirvana 2020-05-10

She KEKW

1 [deleted] 2020-05-10

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1 nothingBUTemotes 2020-05-10

😲

1 SynthGood 2020-05-10

oh mah gawd pls marry me emoji master

1 nothingBUTemotes 2020-05-10

💍

1 SpectrumRay 2020-05-10

I am indeed a raging drunk child

1 loli_esports 2020-05-10

Getting closer to a every time i see a twitter screencap thread

1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-10

hey leftoids, shouldn’t you be calling for MORE holidays as overworked wagies?

1 Sol916 2020-05-10

We don't need anymore, this whole "covid19" is going to be our holiday year-round from now on.

1 not-claudius 2020-05-10

I celebrate the 4th ironically by not giving a fuck and thinking fireworks are gay and just enjoying the day off. ✊🏾

1 Thejunky1 2020-05-10

This is how you end up with m80s in your mailbox. But knowing the species they don't do mail because it's tax funded patriarchy. It's mailMAN for a reason.

1 wizdumb337 2020-05-10

Basketball Americans have pretty amazing barbecues on the 4th. This person wouldn't know because the only social interacting xhe has is on twatter and dumblr

1 daggermag 2020-05-10

Wrong use of the zoomer meme

F-

1 wrimples 2020-05-10

She needs a good strong man to handle her into submission. Also, she needs Catholicism and the full tradwife package. Problem is, she’s already had 10,000 dicks and is far too attached to her supposed “right” to vote, murder her unborn children, make important decisions, and leave the kitchen.

Edit: forgot to say Niggerfaggot

1 unmedicated_god 2020-05-10

I'm all of the above, what's your point?

1 ga175 2020-05-10

A raging alcoholic child who is a white supremacist but also uneducated?

1 fofs77 2020-05-10

you rang?

1 FinitePerception 2020-05-10

You gonna post this one next to TheRightCantMeme aswell you sly dog you 😏

1 Eardwulf 2020-05-10

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

1 FoxyFoxy1987 2020-05-10

haha fireworks go

Fweeeee^eeeeeee

BOOM BOOM BOOOM

Craklklklklklklklkl

1 DoodleIsMyBaby 2020-05-10

Lol cuz most people dont celebrate it just because they like to grill and shoot off fireworks. Fuck me, this fuckkng generation is the absolute worst.

1 TheyShootBeesAtYou 2020-05-10

I will have you know I am NOT a drunk.

1 aderallandy 2020-05-10

art imitates life

1 cipherdelic 2020-05-10

yikes sweaty, wheres the A+B option?

1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-10

Good grief I know someone who looks exactly like this

1 spoonsrattling123 2020-05-10

I’ll take E) thank you very much

1 Severan_egyptian 2020-05-10

None American here