"T-THIS IS A ROBBERY! JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY FROM THE REGISTER AND N-N-NO ONE G-G-G-GETS HURT ALRIGHT! PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S SURGERY!!! HURRY UP I NEED THE MONEY!!!!!!"

3  2020-05-10 by MikeStoklasa-cel

10 comments

1  AutoModerator 2020-05-10

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2  Comrade_Natalie 2020-05-10

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-05-10

jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

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1  meurglys90 2020-05-10

ayo this is a joggery nigga take they hands outta yo pocket or i finna pop a cap- pop pop sheit nigga hol up I dindu nuffin I’m just a muhfuggin house explorer

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-10

Soy day afternoon

1  48x31 2020-05-10

Hol' up I'm going to collect the rent from my tenants today