is the job of literally every pot smoker in highschool

HEROES. THE LOT OF THEM.

The pot smokers I knew in high school are welders, one undertaker, and an idiot who comments on reddit all the time.

So the last ones just you?

Yeah bitch damn. I thought that was implied.

self aware wolfs.jpeg

Would that not make the mountain climb more fun and interesting for both parties?

hey man me too

R/wosh 😂😂

so i saw something that said people high in vitamin d are generally responding much more mildly to the virus

which means that the ching chongs engineered the virus to basically just wipe out NEETS lmao

based

neetoid parasite extermination when

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God damn china men

Implying NEETs get out of the house often enough to get infected.

Door dash and GrubHub are it's chosen vectors.

Nordcels BTFO

I knew I was quite too defend Pres Xi all this time

the ching chongs

Ah, I see you are a man of culture like myself.

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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Die in your home or care home. Hospitals are currently dealing with patient zero TiKTok.

How dare they have fun on their breaks

If they have time for this choreographed shit to get planned, either theyve got very long breaks or their work time isnt as work heavy as it is them sitting in uncomfortable getups while doctors and containment planners carry the load.

🙄

Stunning and brave

BRA-VE👏AND👏STUN-NING👏

Tbh a lot of hospitals outside of Hotspots are probably seeing reduced demand just because people are staying tf away from them. I been to a hospital like one time during this shit and it was a fucking graveyard.

LOL you dumb fuck hospitals everywhere are laying people off because stupid democrat pieces of shit hyped this nothingburger cold and now people aren't getting critical surgeries.

But it's cool because you retard democrats are counting their deaths as COVID-19 so you can still prove that Orange Man is bad.

that is a truly impressive amount of seething

Right on the edge of believable.

🦀🦀🦀

Lol

911 everyday yeeeeaaaahhhh

You're memeing right, you don't actually believe the COVID19 death counts when we have actual government officials saying on the record they're making doctors classify every death as COVID19.

Or are you actually that dumb?

This is fucking ridiculous real people are dying right now, ya fucking pathetic worthless spoiled children. now this stupid shithole country cant even provide the real people risking their lives with enough PPE. Amerikkka is killing black and brown people with this fuxking TRUMP virus while bored little nerdz share pictures of bored white people in fancy hospitals yucking it up for likes.

We talk so much about our girls in cyan, but can we get some respect for our boys in blue too 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏿‍♀️👮🏾‍♂️👮🏼‍♀️?

They need to do a few dance numbers while shooting people.

Unironically would be the most entertaining thing.

Cops shoot n*ggers so they provide a value to society.

Nah, fuckem

Why so anti-semitic?

Are u jewish?

Ya know, I dont even doubt that the situation is really fucked up in some hospitals. But nursoids deserve nothing but contempt and derision for doing retarded dance numbers on social media, corona or not.

Almost as egregious as a President golfing.

look like a GTA cover

I knew that war zones look terrible, but this is straight up hell.

I hate women

The Nurse is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a glorified temperature-taker and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”