I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
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3 R0saParkinsons 2020-05-11
Has anyone noticed how close the vagina is the the anus?
1 FLAPPY_FUPA 2020-05-11
Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
2 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-11
I'll take it. I don't care how you come to the conclusion that Biden didn't rape her as long as you agree he didn't rape her.
2 andy99999mc 2020-05-11
#dontbelievewomen
1 NlGGABOD_CRANE 2020-05-11
No link, account was locked shortly after post:
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-11
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1 69NiqqerBeater69 2020-05-11
Why would I need cooperation when rape exist?
1 Logan_Pauler 2020-05-11
Based.
0 fascist_ethnostate 2020-05-11
Based on what? You fucking moron.
2 sh1tpo5ta 2020-05-11
based on this fart that's about to come out of my ass and onto your face
1 48x31 2020-05-11
Tara's vagina has grown teeth now
1 meurglys90 2020-05-11
This but unironically
1 ToQuoteGuyFieri 2020-05-11
MFW i'm perpetually hungover these days and so self-absorbed in general that I only realized in the last 48 hours or so that Tara Reade and Tara Reid are two different people.
1 VanillaReign 2020-05-11
It could be worse. I used to think Gwyneth Paltrow and Lisa Kudrow were the same person.
1 nothingBUTemotes 2020-05-11
🎣
1 mothbrainz 2020-05-11
Dem allegations is false nigga
1 nigerboi6 2020-05-11
Based Jogha