liposuction is degenerate and doesn't work

A. lose weight through sustainable and healthy diet.
B. Invasive surgery leaving scars and bruising for months but not changing anything and getting fat again.

Why do people choose B.

I don't anything will ever be funnier to me than the architect

I'm ootl, wat?

My man starting up his own ranch. Take care of your hog and she'll keep you in braps for years to come, 007

The name's Brap. James Brap.

Working on it ;)

Based rancher encouraging his hogs

hog

chapos

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God damn city slicker

I ain't got the faintest idea what you're talking bout, partner. What is a "chapo"? I was just happy to see a fellow rancher not being afraid to encourage his hog. Many hogs are insecure so you need to prod them in the right direction.

-Bill

Sent from my BrapPhone SE

It's the smelly farts after you eat peanuts

Once a woman is over 70 kg, sex with her is more work than fun.

Once a woman is over 70 kg, sex with her is more work than fun.

*30

someone go lower

*15

Adam, what's going on big guy? Why is the barn private?

An AHShog ate my wife :(

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If you’re not slammin 120s you’re just a junior wrangler

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she looks like she gained the weight stress eating about how much better looking he is

BRAPP

The Architect is no mere man, he shapes and molds his women as he sees fit.

You know that drawing of Hitler molding someone into an Aryan Chad? Someone should do that with this king molding a foid into a quality braphog.

what

a blacked out car rolls up in front of Swift's hotel her manager sticks his head out of the front, surreptitiously looks left and right before he scurries to the car the windows open a crack, enough for the manager to slip a manilla envelope in "A copy of her menu for this month," the manager says, his hands sweating but eagerly rubbing in anticipation "You did well," a smooth Irish voice says from within the car. A thick envelope of cash is pushed out, which the manager eargerly takes. The manager takes the money, then hesitantly says, "If I may be so bold as to ask...Why are you doing this?" The window opens a fraction. Just enough for the manager to catch a glimpse of a pair of intense blue eyes in the shadows. "Donatello, Michaelangelo, Bernini...The great Renaissance masters sculpted statues of great beauty and sublimity out of marbel. But I, I work with no medium so no base. No, my medium is the human body. While these men molded their visions of goddesses bestowed by the heavens onto their minds, I Mister Manager, sculpt the goddesses themselves..." The manager flinches asa the pair of blue eyes suddenly draws close. They do not seem to be starring at him, or even at any item in the universe, but some grand vision in dimensions higher than what he could perceive. "Why? Why? Why did Man go to the moon? Why did DaVinci paint the Mona Lisa? Why did Beethoven compose the Ninth? You ask the question of the commoners. I was put on the Earth to do this, and do it I shall. Because the Moon revolves around the Earth. Because the stars shine down upon us. Because God's up in his heaven. Gaze upon my works and despair, you lout, because I am the Architect."

Because he knows that after her body transformation comes the actual divorce.

Character name checks out.

fats shouldn't get liposuction. they should be killed and processed into petrochemicals.

in fact, he threatened divorce if she didn't put on an extra 100lbs

chad

why are you supporting a fatfucker? fats are disgusting.

Who said anything about fucking? Give me a few meaty braps and I'll get the job done myself lmao

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Reaction vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTVrcRUMig

Why? Does he like em chunky, or is he just worried about her health?

He's a brap rancher

GIGACHAD

Upon hearing this news I'm shaken, but not stirred.

ps: clap dem fatty cheeks pierce. atta boy

This is not based

Fertile thin>hog

seethe

wrong

How is it based then

Get a load of this tootlet cope 😂😂😂

>not being a braprancher

OUT OUT OUT