How can one man be so based?

5  2020-05-11 by SQLerection

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💋👏 Stunning & Brave 👏💋

nah, they should probably arrest some of the people he's doing it with too

and asking to go to jail when you're a billionaire is like shaquille o neil making himself out to be a martyr for willingly racking up parking tickets. go back to africa.

It seems pretty based imagine being poor

Wait, are you telling Shaq to go back to Africa, or Musk?

Musk can stay, he's my favorite type of African American: White.

He—and his foid, actually—is also a fucking leaf.

Yes.

According to the news, Tesla and Alameda county came to an agreement that allows them to open. Why is Elon trying to act tough?

I’m convinced he and grimes are into sub/dim humiliation kink. Where whenever Space Pappy does something Space Mammy doesn’t likes, she hits him where it really hurts: his balls and also wallet by tweeting really retarded shit on his account

Im not a Musk fan but the country were acting in typical retard Cali fashion and costing them millions so he is using his platform to force them to do what he wants

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It makes him look kinda tough, which makes other governments afraid to get into an undignified Twitter slap-fight with him.

I bet he's launching a rocket straight to proxima centaur b taking 72 virgins along. He'll be long gone before police arrest him. That's why he is boldly making such public statements.

Now this is wholesome Chungus Keanu 100 😊

When you got a Mars fetish you’ll do anything to get to those dusty slopes

Trying to get away from postpartum Grimes by any means necessary

Elon is loosing profit, all he cares about is money.

Le "lockdown is saving lives even though it isn't and the Swedish model is by all measures better"

I never said that, all I am saying is that Elon is an idiot.

You're saying he's losing profit and that "all he cares about is money" which implies there's something to care about in this situation besides money, which is defending the lockdown.

Extremely brave billionaire bravely abuses his power to bravely continue being a billionaire. What a hero!

Are Tesla stocks over-based? Does the current price take into account increasingly Chad behaviour from Musk?

all priced in