English is a fucking weird language
1 2020-05-12 by UUUU__UUUU
Are you shitting me? DeuxRAMA is pronounced as Due-RAMA? What happened to x? If it doesn't serve any purpose, why the fuck is it there? How dare you shadowban a letter in a perfectly good word!
We need a new movement - "Write what how you speak".
Yes it goes without saying the concept of spelling is also nonsense. Its an unnecessary cognitive load on children's brains who could have used it fruitfully in otherways - like toxic masculinity, fascism ... and so on.
From now on, I am going to speak as it's written. So DeuxRama will be spoken as "Dee-Yukx-Rama".
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-05-12
You honestly sound like you need to be removed from society. I mean come on dude, like 20 people have given you the logical thoughts on this. Are you really THAT fucking stupid? Or is this an ego thing? You aren’t replying to any comment that actually contests you, you’re just trying to throw your thoughts on other people.
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2 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
LOL!
Now where is my cookie?
1 1StrokeBust 2020-05-12
Based
-1 CoolDownBot 2020-05-12
Hello.
I noticed you dropped 3 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.
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1 Rosey9898 2020-05-12
Good bot
Let them seethe harder
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-12
Excuse me, sweaty, it's pronounces "DOOKS-rama". TurkChad has the definitive say in this, g
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
So,it still is a weird language.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-12
It's OVER for Frenchcels
1 MrShellsOfficial 2020-05-12
Its the French that are to blame
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
And you are retarded enough to copy them. No, I don't have a problem with it. Go forth and multiply.
1 strumyabird 2020-05-12
Bongs didn't copy them. They were invaded by the French lmao silly britbongs.
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
Why did you remind me of history? Aren't we supposed to forget all that?
I don't care what happened an year ago. Why the fuck are books being written on things happened hundreds of years ago - and that too on people I don't know? Silly people.
1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-12
Bongs are the worst conquerors and easiest to conquer in all human history BY FAR.
Imagine that only five times, foreign people landed on your sun forsaken islands. And not even many of them. Just a few thousands. AND EVERY SINGLE TIME these few thousand men manage to conquer your whole island.
But not only this. After they were conquered so many times, with their culture completely replaced just as often, they now think NOW is the perfect time to spread your culture (which is not even yours) and conquer a small part of the world (not even 30%). Talking about the worst tactical timing ever...
But wait! Wait! The story does not end there. Now they think it is a good idea to take some of these conquered Asians (aka Pakistan and India) back to there island. I mean, they never had bad experience with a few thousand foreign men landing on their island... Oh wait!
smh
1 strumyabird 2020-05-12
Lmao fucks sake. Quarantine the whole island they're a lost cause. Imagine putting that much effort into colonizing the world then getting cucked by the colonies you started. They can't even say anything because it's too racist.
1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-12
I mean, at this point you can say that their culture actually is getting conquered, because it happened so often. They probably thought "We were pretending long enough to be Romanized Celts that were conquered by Germans and speak some words of our French lords and get occasionally raped and pillaged by Vikings. Time to find some new cultures that could enrich us one more time!"
1 DonnaHightower 2020-05-12
r/badlingustics
2 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-12
That subreddit is mostly retards
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
Self awareness is an important trait. It should be encouraged more widely.
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
What unit of measurement are you comfortable with? lb/kg/liter/oranges/bales of cotton? You know, the question needs to be precise.
1 DonnaHightower 2020-05-12
You contain exactly 1000 ml of concentrated dumbass juice.
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
And I agree with you. So?
1 48x31 2020-05-12
I pronounce it as "Decks-RAMA" just cause I know it's wrong
1 anotherincel 2020-05-12
Hell yea this is డ్యూక్సరామ v wryt how v speek brotha
2 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
తలకాయని జేబులో పెట్టుకొని అడ్డవోలు మాటలు మాట్లాడచ్చని అప్పుడప్పుడు ఇక్కడకు వస్తాను.
To all speakers of weird language, I am just telling how good it is to be here. And we are citizens of glorious nation of Andhra in Southern India. We are the best people.
1 anotherincel 2020-05-12
> And we are citizens of glorious nation of Andhra in Southern India. We are the best people
Northies and Tamilians btfo
> nation
Lmaoo, సమైక్యాంధ్రదేశం when
> తలకాయని జేబులో పెట్టుకొని అడ్డవోలు మాటలు మాట్లాడచ్చని అప్పుడప్పుడు ఇక్కడకు వస్తాను
Ikr మన_బొంద "circlejerk" sub ఏమైనా సరదా అవుతుందేమోనని అని ఎన్ని నెలలు wait chesina cinemaa solluu, serious debatesuu
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
మనమందరం ఒకటి. సవాలే లేదు. రెండు సి.యం లు ఉండని, మూడు సి.యం లు ఉండని.
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-12
DukesRAMA
1 Help_My_Son666 2020-05-12
I always pronounce with the x
1 UUUU__UUUU 2020-05-12
Spoken like a Supreme Muslim.
Nice!