Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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2 jewdanksdad 2020-05-13
A true king
2 Massive-Breadfruit 2020-05-13
Who wouldn’t run like hell if you turned around and saw a 👩 ? 🤢
2 debildawg 2020-05-13
do they not segregate track and field by gender?
1 Sp0k3 2020-05-13
Based
1 activatedsleeper 2020-05-13
elite jogger
1 section_sign 2020-05-13
lolz BTFO
1 someone755 2020-05-13
Where are his 🥾
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-05-13
🔨🔨🔨
1 TerribleBus9 2020-05-13
He probably thought he was carrying a 🔨
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-05-13
female commentator 🤢 why is this allowed
1 Spaceboy00 2020-05-13
JOOOOOOOOOG
1 albietanders 2020-05-13
das rite white bitch
1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-13
At least she passes well.
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-05-13
Dark gums. Dark gums. Dark gums.
1 Apathy_Everlasting 2020-05-13
KURWA!
1 YOU_ARE_GOING_2_JAIL 2020-05-13
sholom
1 ToonamiWasted 2020-05-13
Das rite down with the mayo foid
1 MisterMedeez 2020-05-13
good morning
1 assassin_is_born 2020-05-13
Me and the boys going to rob whitey
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-13
The memes write themselves lmfao
1 MYmiNdisOKNoW 2020-05-13
Even the fucking white guy was faster
0 SnapshillBot 2020-05-13
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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