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Who is jannie?

Vice doesnt even know basic slang like "jannies" but thinks its capable of accurately analyzing millions of comments. Comments full of slang just like jannies.

Must be tough being that braindead.

They read through a total of 4 threads before doing Ctrl+f nigger

Imagine this is your life. Cataloguing gamer words in Fbi honeypots so you can afford another month of hrt.

Couldnt be you

My estrogen supply is stocked clear through winter.

Just dont accidentally do something rash lik leace a grenade in there on a 3 hour timer or anything aha yeah cool joke

Neoliberals really like just parsing lots of random data. Data is their favorite thing because it means they don't have to take responsibility for anything.

Data is their favorite thing because it means they don't have to take responsibility for anything.

Oh really? Well I've got some interesting data. Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know that... THIRTEEN percent of a population...

Yep this is the end result of neoliberalism taken to its most evil extreme, thanks for the demonstration

That, and you can use it to support any argument and sound like you're on the side of science.

Sadly there is too much perversion of science that is going on recently. But science doesnt always lead to the truth.

The left has become irrational and normie and their science has gone with it.

Just like how subreddits go to shit when they go from 10k to 250k members, "the left" as a political group has gone from shit as more and more dumb normies become a part of it.

People who know nothing about science and whose beliefs/decisions are based on emotion have become the majority of "the left" and consequently the left has gone down the toilet.

Ah that reminds me of r/furry and r/braincels

And the right is full of people making decisions based on emotion while denying that fact

You know anger, hatred, resent, and fear, these are all emotions

Right wing "science" is literally just billionaires capturing certain entities, like George Mason University is basically a subsidiary of Koch industries and used to publish cherry picked, p hacked, or falsified data in support of their political interests

You mean boomers? And corporations who know what theyre doing, but play dumb?

Lots of young right wingers do fine in science. Unlike young leftists who need it all spoonfed to them.

And the right is full of people making decisions based on emotion while denying that fact

Some of us don't bother denying it.

The only mistake the post modernists made was not going far enough

I couldn’t agree more

Pretty sure the top tweet isn't an actual tweet fam.

What the fuck do people care happens on 4chan let them be it literally does not matter

🧠🚫

Post the damn link

Yes?

Jannie, are you okay?

Vice all you gotta do is cover articles related to SEX, LGBT & DRUGS.

Does this hate extend to irl jannies ?

Cause i get paid, despite how meager it may be

no man. especially if you throw sawdust on vomit. we love that.

God the smell of that chemical sawdust shit they used when the fat kid would puke on the bus...I'll never forget that smell.

No

for how much?

Hate speech on 4chan up 40%

What's 140% of infinity

who is sneed???

Surely they’ve just made at least 40% more things classed as hate speech?

janies do it for free, haha looser

True Communism

Here your paycheck for your hardwork:

0.00$

Lmao

jannies need to be paid double their current salary

6,000,000x their salary :3

Six million? That number seems way too high...

270,000, take it or leave it

honestly considering how much work they do....should be way higher 😳

Come now, no jannie could ever make so much in such a short time.

Even 10x

100x match me

10,000,000

Jannie and the hacker known as 4chan are akually a couple 🥰🥰🥰

jannies on suicide watch

Considering the overlap between reddit jannies and the trans community, they were probably already there

How the fuck are they even going bavk to 2015, don't threads get deleted after 4 or 5 days.

Archived for mega nerds.

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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Vice bout' to get dat jannie ban hammer.

Nah dude because VICE media is owned by Disney and the Soros Fund lmao

Vice is full of fags (honorable jannies)

i dunno why but that subheader has my sides in orbit

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A CUTE CRIMINAL

FUCK NIGGERS

SHAH

Vice is going to release a new Jannie course on the internet so that our lovely volunteers will clean after us more efficiently 😤😤😤👏👏👏

Jannie, are you ok?

Are you ok?

Are you ok, jannie?

wtf how is this comment stickied

This is what happens when they shut down public discourse. In my country "hate speech" is illegal. All they're doing is forcing these kind of opinions to fester in the darkness.

Festering is how it gets better, tho.

What country is that? CA?

UK. Though much of Europe has the same thing. They sentenced a comedian in Scotland for teaching his pug to do a Nazi salute.

Dankula's a real one

I'd like an updated version of this: https://youtu.be/2nv1dZCHtm8 One for each current year

Yeah UK is cucked for sure. Getting arrested for "nono" words lmao. Stop being fags.

It's headed this way. Only a matter of time. We already see the media ruining high school kids lives over saying nigger etc

Based

Lmao cry more bitch

Get in the choppa!

Who is this hacker, 4chan?

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Jammies > mods

I'm not sure which minority "jannie" refers to, but they sure do cop a lot of hate. Quite problematic.

Troons

Jannies I heard they clean up your shit for you

I need to know if this is real lmao

Clean up my mess jannie, I got 0$ for you.

If you’re going to save a screen cap from a fb or reddit post and repost it, at least provide some links you pleb.

The second tweet to the article is legit, although it’s from July 2019:

https://twitter.com/vice/status/1148979722623365122?s=21

The Jannie tweet appears to be fake, unless it was deleted fast enough that no one archived it.