Oopsies 😓😔 I did make quite a mess, didn’t I?

1  2020-05-14 by NlGGABOD_CRANE

25 comments

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Does being a reddit janny count as an internship for a paying janny job with Facebook

r/Showerthoughts

How much will reddit pay its jannies?

$0.00

They don't do it for free 😲

They are receiving monetary compensation 😳

The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Snapshots:

  1. Oopsies 😓😔 I did make quite a mess,... - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

I'll have you know I am fit on athletic levels.

Wish I had "worked" for Facebook.

Looking at shitposts all day to get paid, then claim PTSD cuz shitposts hurt me greatly and get free bux on top.

They remove CP and Gore you retard.

tbh it actually would be a depressing job. no matter the pay, it's a big nono from me. there is some ugly shit out there.

I would make gifs of them and sell them to chanlets

In my previous job we basically were creating systems that go through the public internet looking for copyrights infrigments. Our boss had idea that at some point we should broaden our scope to the dark web. I'm glad it never happened, because going through the false positives would be horrible.

So I can get paid for removing my own content? Second house, here I come!

This post brings all the librights to the yard

Nah they mostly remove wrongthink posts, like 99% of their "job".

Not that many plebs are retarded enough to put CP on soybook and I watch gore for keks.

Yup. They’re offering $50k to anyone who can develop an AI to automod wrongthink posts

https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoollacott/2020/05/13/facebook-offers-50k-for-ai-that-can-detect-hateful-memes/

Don’t threaten me with a good time, uwu.

Gore yes, but they’ve got pretty good automod AI for porn. It’s mostly just dank memes.

Which is why Facebook is offering $50k to anyone who can develop an AI to detect memes beyond a certain dank threshold. If they get that AI down, they can fire all the PTSD jannies:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoollacott/2020/05/13/facebook-offers-50k-for-ai-that-can-detect-hateful-memes/

It's more like watching videos of infants being raped and mutilated just to be sure they break Facebook policy. No, thanks.

Ye I bet uploads of crimes that would land plebs in prison for life on on death row are super common on soybook kek.

The jannies are getting paid?