5 reasons why deux is shit now

0  2020-05-14 by goldfish_memories

  1. deuxchat is dead 😭

  2. MDEfugee menace😱

  3. screenshotposting and downvoting lolcows😬

  4. rampant seriousposting and agendaposting🤮 (what happened to radical centrism and being ironic??)

  5. most people here probably don't even like bussy😡

Jannies please do something to justify the salary you're receiving. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

42 comments

1  AutoModerator 2020-05-14

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4  SchnupfStaffel 2020-05-14

My first reaction would've been "cope" but the part about downvoting is just true. Downvoters are considered worse than J*ws, in fact, they rank on the same level as, Allah forgive me for uttering the cursed name - Albanians

4  aborto-de-cuy2 2020-05-14

I only downvote my own comments to display dominance over rightoids and troons

1  SweatDrinker 2020-05-14

Albania number 1. America number last.

4  katzen_kratzen 2020-05-14

just put some girlcock on the sidebar and MDEfugees will wander off to another subreddit.

2  goldfish_memories 2020-05-14

does anyone still have saruh's pics? god I miss her😭

Edit: she nuked her sub r/trappysaruh 😭😭😭

1  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

She nuked her account just like she nuked her balls. And our hearts. 😭

3  Luka_95 2020-05-14

Refugees need to assimilate to deuxchad culture or be deported on sight

2  Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-14

As of the time of writing this, out of 25 posts on the front page, there is ONE (1) post linking to actual drama, the rest is le based memes

Deuxrama? More like doodoorama lmao

2  Schr1mpy 2020-05-14

Bit fed up with the wojak posts where the title is the punchline

1  SnapshillBot 2020-05-14

Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.

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1  goldfish_memories 2020-05-14

lol C O P E O P E

2  aborto-de-cuy2 2020-05-14

Skwiwodjeuowvd You did a funny, would you like crayons fro snack?

3  daggermag 2020-05-14

Yes please

2  aborto-de-cuy2 2020-05-14

Based

1  32624647 2020-05-14

Did you fucking put this comment here so that the Fugees would upsoy it without even bothering to see that you posted it?

If so, that's a masterful display of 4d chess

1  cumgangster69 2020-05-14

HORSE COCK LMAO

1  FloatyFish 2020-05-14

This is a good post. Too much lolcow downvoting (-10 points for calling someone an Amerishart? Seriously?), and the MDEfugee posting is fun in small amounts but it’s gonna get us banned if it makes up the vast amount of posts in the sub.

6  LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-05-14

[thousands of glowposts]

*gets banned*

why would AHS do this

2  le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-14

But AHS only posts child porn to get subs banned...

2  fancyhatman18 2020-05-14

Saying dumb things doesn't make you a lolcow. You can't just be wrong and unfunny and expect upvotes.

3  ProEvilOperations 2020-05-14

There's a difference between not being upvoted and getting downvoted 🙄

2  ExtremelyOnlineG 2020-05-14

Making fun of america will get you 30+ downvotes now, and I love it.

It lets me know I'm getting the salt I'm after.

1  incelkilla2 2020-05-14

too many mutts tbh

1  NotchDidNothingWrong 2020-05-14

I stand by straightards probably being the worst one.

1  ShitpostingFiesta 2020-05-14

Ngl i jumped ship when all the mde children showed up

1  anotherincel 2020-05-14

Um sweaty rightoids and MDEfugees are not welcome here 💅

Let that sink in

1  [deleted] 2020-05-14

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1  TerribleBus9 2020-05-14

What is an MDEfugee? Thanks in advance! 😊

4  goldfish_memories 2020-05-14

Rightoids banned from 109 subs

1  AYYYYYYY1W 2020-05-14

I'm sure it's more now

2  goldfish_memories 2020-05-14

109 bears special significance in its ability to trigger MDEfugees, just like how 41 and 13/50 triggers libtards. (Inaccurate) statistics is good for dramacoin😎

3  banevader90000 2020-05-14

A bunch of nazis from ww2 downloaded their consciousness to the internet using secret nazi space tech and have been assassinating political figures via humor. But you already knew that didn't you Hans?

4  TerribleBus9 2020-05-14

COPE. SEETHE. DILATE. COPE. SEETHE. DILATE. COPE. SEETHE. DILATE.

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1  80BAIT08 2020-05-14

Go back to discord, maggot.

1  SaltyGaster 2020-05-14

I think jannies are getting paid to let this place turn into an alt right meme sub so that admins can ban it then van r/drama as an evasion sub.

0  SmurfPolitics 2020-05-14

This sub was always Nat see drama. I don’t get people complaining about rightoids

-3  GWashingtonsGhost 2020-05-14

There's to many lefty's on this subreddit now.

4  goldfish_memories 2020-05-14

lol

3  Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-14

Closeted rightoid faggot cognitive dissonance and cope

2  TheDunceonMaster 2020-05-14

I find this comment’s score fascinating.

“Stop downvoting lolcows!”

“Wait, a literal retard on our sub?! DOWNVOTED.”