DeuxChad’s I would like to introduce you to my e-stalker. The user formerly known as u/kippot 👍🏿

8  2020-05-14 by Kat_B0T

Presenting today for your viewing pleasure we have an obese alcoholic Nordic neet. He is a literal chapocel that has unabashedly admitted he flies to SE asia to employ the company of lady boys. His claim to fame is that a lady boy sucked his dick for free. He also drives a mini van. All of this is verifiably true through many drama/duex users. He doesn’t seem sentient, in that he doesn’t have the ability to expound upon anything, but rather simply repeats one liners. He’s pretty special and I want to make him feel welcome. Plz say hi

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What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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junkiemanlet, how about some hat fashion advice?

Hey kippy, welcome, do the other one about me living in my car lol.

how about some hat fashion advice, bald junkiemanlet?

I think these are the two, I don’t think there is a third 🤔

how hard is it for you to share in your vast knowledge of hat fashion? youve been bald for what, 10-15 years now? cmon, junkiemanlet

Oh sweaty I can tell you're nervous. Unclench your bussy and try to relax. We will try to be gentle but firm, like the caress of a ladyboys fingers across your sunk in chest

i get the sense you dont want to talk about your massive hat collection? the one you pathetically attempt to hide your bald, frail skull with?

Hey I'm the other fentynal American that's not kat_bot on here. Do you not understand that baldness is directly related to too much testosterone? A bald man is the equivalent of a mature male silverback gorilla. Also do you not understand how to wear a hat? You just put it on your head sweaty. Adjust it to the way you like such as backwards or pushed down low etc. It's not that hard bby

oh damn, thats too much cope for me, baldlet

*baldcel

what's this about you getting sucked off by a ladyboy for free? how can I achieve such bounty for me and my family?

how do i know you're a manlet as well?

I'm black it's ok

oh i'm sure you are

glad we cleared that up, now about those ladyboys?

He tried to infiltrate the tranny mod crew of the original drama discord by opening up to them about an alleged event where he got a free one from a lady boy. And when they didn’t accept him still, he had a melt down and doxxed them. The theory is that he’s constantly seething bc he’s super frustrated from being so deep in the closet. All that said, he’s a pretty amazing dramautist! Keep it up kippy

Imagine being so hideous and unsocialized that you brag about getting sucked off by a lady boy like it's something to be proud of . " Hey guys I made cummies and didna have to even PAY for it!"

seethe more, balding manlet :D

I'm not seething at all. Even if I was bald you saying that wouldn't bother me. That's very ableist of you to make fun of others for their physical appearance. And let me reiterate you keep repeating the same very lame comeback and dude ( is that a pronoun you use? ) It's pitiful and honestly I feel sorry for you.

Dude I would post a selfie of myself and my full illustrious mane of hair but I think if I did you would use it for masturbation purposes.

you would never ever post your deformed face, baldlet, and you know it

Lame son. You're a broken record and boring. Let me break down our interaction for you because you're clearly mentally challenged : I welcomed you to our humble abode and you replied with " you bald lmao" out of no where " it confused me because at the time I mistook your mistake of thinking I was Kat as nervousness so I stated a very old well known fact about the causes of baldness. When you kept repeating yourself over and over I realized that you weren't confused before , you literally have some mental defect. Imagine in this day and age thinking " baldie lmao" is remotely a good insult. That's like calling someone who wears glasses a nerd. Your thought process on that tells us all that you have very little real social interaction with others.

tl;dr

Because you literally can only comprehend simple things . It shows in your responses and what they say. This is like having a discussion with Karl Childers

" You is baldie mmmmhmm"

ok baldlet

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That’s mine and mongos theory. He has seen a body shot of me and he’s seen mongo and we are both in good shape. At this point I think he just has a big crush and isn’t good with rejection.

Oh yeah there's definitely a sexual frustration coming from him about you. I think it's on me now too since he's hung up on me posting a pic

Prepare for him to follow your account for years saying the same thing repeatedly

Well gee thanks for pushing him off on me buddy lol

🙏🏿🤞🏽 I can only pray

what about that hat fashion advice tho, bald junkiemanlet?

oh its a body shot now? did you shoot up already, junkiemanlet?

thanks chief. can't wait to get a nibling to call my own

bald junkiemanlet, can you pls share some hat fashion advice? or tips on how you live in your car?

Imagine not being able to comprehend the scope and size of katatonia and that it takes almost 2 days to traverse it while he travels in his custom rv gathering rent from his parasitical renters. So of course he sleeps in his " car" but I will whether a guess that it's far more luxurious than the troll hole your parents constantly beg you to clean.

tl;dr

Hey. What did you eat for dinner?

ur moms asshole lol gotem

My mom is a biofoid though.

idk what that means? is that some kind of in-group autistic term?

Why am I not surprised you don't understand something ? I'd be more surprised if you did tbh

i'm sorry i dont understand your autistic shrieks, bald junkie manlet

I'm glad you're retarded. It's fun to fuck with you. I don't feel bad at all. You ask for it

i'm sure your caretakers are happy for you as well, my lille friend ;)

the fentanyl-addled, bald junkiemanlet can definitely provide corroboration on that, he has solid proof, for sure. you know it, he knows it, everyone knows it

sorry everyone this thread is way too weird for me now

I'm not bald . I just was stating a scientifically proven fact since you seem the type to scream science denier . Wipe the sweat out of your eyes bby it's blinded you and you're replying to the wrong deuxchad in your confusion. Also you can't say cope. That's our word. Don't overstep our hospitality towards you and think you have earned the C-word pass

no, my dear fentanyl-american, i see that this is not junkiemanlet. but you are definitely bald and definitely a manlet ;) you know it, I know it, everyone knows it

Dude let me give you some pointers on stuff. When the only put down you have is the very antiquated " you bald lol" you might not want to try to get into an argument with someone. I realize that there's a language barrier so I'm taking that into account. But we gotta come to some sort of compromise on that since you don't speak English that well and I'm not fluid in mongoloid

yeah you're not bald or a manlet at all LMAO

cope harder, baldcel manlet

Are you legitimately retarded ? You still don't seem to comprehend that I'm not u/kat_bot . So you project the same thing you say to him into me. I'm honestly starting to feel a bit uncomfortable with this. It's sad. Like beating a 2 legged dog or laughing at a troid. It's too easy and no sport in it.

no i got that, you're just another bald manlet, plenty of those on reddit.com if you didnt know

Imagine thinking that any response you have given remotely is even good let alone decent. I mean it's honestly no joke no bullshit embarrassing. I feel like I'm stealing the retarded kids lunch money or something even talking to you .

My theory is that the fat and wine is cutting off circulation to xis brain 🤔

No dude he's autistic . Very easy to see. I have no problem busting the balls of a true autist either. It's therapeutic for them

pls tell me more, baldlet

Yeah dude. You. You're so socially awkward and unaware that it's plain to see that your barely functionally autistic. Full stop no joke. And allow me to explain to you when I use the term autistic I don't use it as an excuse for autists. I use it as a slur

oh no! what a scathing reply, baldlet!

you would know, with the fentanyl needle in your arm, bald junkiemanlet

We do not shoot fent anymore. We have gone back to meth due to its ease of manufacturing and the possibility of long term economic downturn due the plague. We decided to go cheaper and easier to make as a precaution.

oh yes, thats much better for you and all the people in your life

It really is. I mean you gotta be careful when using meth and not overdue it. Don't want your heart to explode on a 3 day no sleep binge so moderation is the key. Know them limits. Also you gotta remember while btfo on it that even if your whole body feels like it's got bugs under the skin you don't pick at them. You don't want the big open sores to happen.

thanks for the info, junkie

You're welcome. You know me and you aren't so different after all. I use narcotics and you employ sex traffickers . That's the same side of the coin.

hard no, bald junkie manlet

  • takes hit from a pipe *

Do you ever really think about like grass? I mean is it like 1 single blade of it the plant or is it a big bunch of blades the actual plant? Like does it communicate with each other? Sending little pollen particles fluttering off to convey like happiness ? Think it can understand the concept of time? Or is it just the space between rain and sunlight it gets in it's very basic instinct? Does it hear? Like when a mower starts does it know what that means? Oh oh does it feel fear?? That would be crazy if grass felt fear wouldn't it???

cool story brah

It wasn't a story it was me asking your opinion.

ok, bald junkie manlet

Are you capable of even having an opinion or thought? All signs point to you being a computer program. Do you need help? Are you locked up in Kat's sex dungeoun against your will? He does that shit and I've done told him that will get the police on us. If you need help reply with your regularly preprogrammed bald junkie manlet stuff.

whatever you say, bald junkie manlet

How's the Coronavirus treating you Kippers?

i live in a civilized nation so, i'm ok and not infected. and if i was i would be ok in that case too, beccause of aforementioned civilized nation. how about yourself, over there in burgerland?

I've seen your picture . You'd be dead in a week. You literally have all the negative traits that kill those who catch it. A fatass and most likely diabetic . The only thing keeping you alive is that you are a NEET who never leaves there parents home.

thats strange, how could you have seen a picture of me? is this one of your meth fantasies, bald junkie manlet?

I dunno maybe? I do see goblins and shit when on a bender. Just trust me I've seen it

yeah i'm sure you have, bald junkie manlet

Hey can you call me a bald junkie manlet methhead. I get off on it

I enjoy watched it Sweden plummet down the OECD rankings each year as it gets "enriched."

It almost makes me cum. Which gay Nordic nation are you from? Oil-rich, weirdo, or northern Somalia?

I enjoy watched it Sweden

yeah ok, are you alright there buddy? you need some help with the tp?

Why, you trying to wipe my ass for me?

somebody obviously needs to do it for you, bald junkie manlet

bald junkie manlet

1 for three 😏

yeah ok bald junkie manlet

My nigga this is me.

I have a Jew fro when I'm not buzzing it 🤥🤷🏻‍♀️👌

Now go masturbate to my Gucci shit.

yeah ok mongo

😘

Dude if you’re stalking someone you think is pathetic, doesn’t that make you worse?

I think sub humans get a pass with this principle tbh

thats a tall order for you, bald junkiemanlet lmao

idk, brand new reddit user? does it?

Wow I’m honestly surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet.

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Bahahha that even sort of looks like a skinnier version of him 🤢

A real live authentic Nordic Viking Chapo you say? My brothers let us welcome him with the traditional prayer of his people

“Lo, there do I see my tranny Lo, there do I see my therapist, and my NEETs, and my chapos. Lo, there do I see the embarrassment of my people, Back to my birth!

Lo, they do tempt me. They bid me pay so that they might service me, In the walls of my bussy! Where the Thai lady boys may cum forever!

ok, baldlet

That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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So why does he follow you?

I made a joke once, and he seethed really hard. And now it’s been better than a year that’s he followed me, with his many alts. Same insult over and over and over. But the theory is he saw my pics and has a major crush 🤷🏿‍♂️

So you gonna hit it or what?

Lmao even if I were gay, this dood is a obese mong. Hard pass

Pushin', meet cushion.

Dudes ass is so fat that a Chad would need a 14 inch cock to just stick the tip in his bussyhole

ok, I've got a chub. What can you do to get me across the finish line.

I'd say he paints his bathroom with his own shit pretty regularly?

ok, mongomanlet, i'm gonna have to let your mother know about this ;)

I bet you're seething

we'll see, mongomanlet ;)

I can’t quite remember but I feel like he’s visited before. W/e stay stay safe brotha.

he seethed really hard

Yeah, he does that a lot

bald junkiemanlet, how about that hat fashion advice? why do you keep deflecting?

You should stick around, you have a lot to learn

about hat fashion? or the bald junkiemanlets deflection?

about bussy cope

i know junkiemanlet is struggling to cope with his bald, manlet self, thats for sure

Imagine stalking a deuxcel

(Also if any of you fuckers bring up my "cake day" I'll rip your goddamn nuts off)

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Lol imagine being unapproved

mongo? is that you?

All of this is verifiably true through many drama/duex users.

I can't personally attest to him driving a minivan. The other stuff...

You saying he didn’t brag about getting a free bj from a lady boy 🤔

Tbh I didn't hear that one but I totally believe it. 🤭 The rest I can vouch for.

I mean he’s literally a chapo degenerate and a neet alcoholic.

Old European countries give alcohol to the mentally disabled because they believe it's one of the few joys they can experience and that it makes them docile.

Let's say the bj did happen . I personally don't think he has left his country alone and without his parents but anyways let's say it did. If it did I bet it was because the other lady boys either dared the one who did it to or the blowee lost a bet to the other boytroids

Yeah I doubt the minivan clout . that dude's way too disabled to drive. Maybe his dad lets him drive it around empty parking lots sometimes as a reward but no way he doesn't like drive places alone.