DeuxChad’s I would like to introduce you to my e-stalker. The user formerly known as u/kippot 👍🏿
8 2020-05-14 by Kat_B0T
Presenting today for your viewing pleasure we have an obese alcoholic Nordic neet. He is a literal chapocel that has unabashedly admitted he flies to SE asia to employ the company of lady boys. His claim to fame is that a lady boy sucked his dick for free. He also drives a mini van. All of this is verifiably true through many drama/duex users. He doesn’t seem sentient, in that he doesn’t have the ability to expound upon anything, but rather simply repeats one liners. He’s pretty special and I want to make him feel welcome. Plz say hi
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11 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Reminder to the fugees : we don't downvote our guests
5 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
junkiemanlet, how about some hat fashion advice?
6 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
Hey kippy, welcome, do the other one about me living in my car lol.
6 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
how about some hat fashion advice, bald junkiemanlet?
5 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
I think these are the two, I don’t think there is a third 🤔
6 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
how hard is it for you to share in your vast knowledge of hat fashion? youve been bald for what, 10-15 years now? cmon, junkiemanlet
9 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Oh sweaty I can tell you're nervous. Unclench your bussy and try to relax. We will try to be gentle but firm, like the caress of a ladyboys fingers across your sunk in chest
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
i get the sense you dont want to talk about your massive hat collection? the one you pathetically attempt to hide your bald, frail skull with?
4 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Hey I'm the other fentynal American that's not kat_bot on here. Do you not understand that baldness is directly related to too much testosterone? A bald man is the equivalent of a mature male silverback gorilla. Also do you not understand how to wear a hat? You just put it on your head sweaty. Adjust it to the way you like such as backwards or pushed down low etc. It's not that hard bby
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
oh damn, thats too much cope for me, baldlet
3 AndemanMan 2020-05-14
*baldcel
what's this about you getting sucked off by a ladyboy for free? how can I achieve such bounty for me and my family?
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
how do i know you're a manlet as well?
3 AndemanMan 2020-05-14
I'm black it's ok
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
oh i'm sure you are
2 AndemanMan 2020-05-14
glad we cleared that up, now about those ladyboys?
3 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
He tried to infiltrate the tranny mod crew of the original drama discord by opening up to them about an alleged event where he got a free one from a lady boy. And when they didn’t accept him still, he had a melt down and doxxed them. The theory is that he’s constantly seething bc he’s super frustrated from being so deep in the closet. All that said, he’s a pretty amazing dramautist! Keep it up kippy
4 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Imagine being so hideous and unsocialized that you brag about getting sucked off by a lady boy like it's something to be proud of . " Hey guys I made cummies and didna have to even PAY for it!"
3 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
seethe more, balding manlet :D
3 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I'm not seething at all. Even if I was bald you saying that wouldn't bother me. That's very ableist of you to make fun of others for their physical appearance. And let me reiterate you keep repeating the same very lame comeback and dude ( is that a pronoun you use? ) It's pitiful and honestly I feel sorry for you.
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
3 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Dude I would post a selfie of myself and my full illustrious mane of hair but I think if I did you would use it for masturbation purposes.
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
you would never ever post your deformed face, baldlet, and you know it
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Lame son. You're a broken record and boring. Let me break down our interaction for you because you're clearly mentally challenged : I welcomed you to our humble abode and you replied with " you bald lmao" out of no where " it confused me because at the time I mistook your mistake of thinking I was Kat as nervousness so I stated a very old well known fact about the causes of baldness. When you kept repeating yourself over and over I realized that you weren't confused before , you literally have some mental defect. Imagine in this day and age thinking " baldie lmao" is remotely a good insult. That's like calling someone who wears glasses a nerd. Your thought process on that tells us all that you have very little real social interaction with others.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
tl;dr
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Because you literally can only comprehend simple things . It shows in your responses and what they say. This is like having a discussion with Karl Childers
" You is baldie mmmmhmm"
3 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
ok baldlet
1 [deleted] 2020-05-14
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1 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
That’s mine and mongos theory. He has seen a body shot of me and he’s seen mongo and we are both in good shape. At this point I think he just has a big crush and isn’t good with rejection.
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Oh yeah there's definitely a sexual frustration coming from him about you. I think it's on me now too since he's hung up on me posting a pic
1 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
Prepare for him to follow your account for years saying the same thing repeatedly
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Well gee thanks for pushing him off on me buddy lol
1 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
🙏🏿🤞🏽 I can only pray
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
what about that hat fashion advice tho, bald junkiemanlet?
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
oh its a body shot now? did you shoot up already, junkiemanlet?
2 AndemanMan 2020-05-14
thanks chief. can't wait to get a nibling to call my own
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
bald junkiemanlet, can you pls share some hat fashion advice? or tips on how you live in your car?
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Imagine not being able to comprehend the scope and size of katatonia and that it takes almost 2 days to traverse it while he travels in his custom rv gathering rent from his parasitical renters. So of course he sleeps in his " car" but I will whether a guess that it's far more luxurious than the troll hole your parents constantly beg you to clean.
0 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
tl;dr
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Hey. What did you eat for dinner?
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
ur moms asshole lol gotem
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
My mom is a biofoid though.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
idk what that means? is that some kind of in-group autistic term?
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Why am I not surprised you don't understand something ? I'd be more surprised if you did tbh
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
i'm sorry i dont understand your autistic shrieks, bald junkie manlet
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I'm glad you're retarded. It's fun to fuck with you. I don't feel bad at all. You ask for it
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
i'm sure your caretakers are happy for you as well, my lille friend ;)
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
the fentanyl-addled, bald junkiemanlet can definitely provide corroboration on that, he has solid proof, for sure. you know it, he knows it, everyone knows it
1 AndemanMan 2020-05-14
sorry everyone this thread is way too weird for me now
3 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I'm not bald . I just was stating a scientifically proven fact since you seem the type to scream science denier . Wipe the sweat out of your eyes bby it's blinded you and you're replying to the wrong deuxchad in your confusion. Also you can't say cope. That's our word. Don't overstep our hospitality towards you and think you have earned the C-word pass
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
no, my dear fentanyl-american, i see that this is not junkiemanlet. but you are definitely bald and definitely a manlet ;) you know it, I know it, everyone knows it
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Dude let me give you some pointers on stuff. When the only put down you have is the very antiquated " you bald lol" you might not want to try to get into an argument with someone. I realize that there's a language barrier so I'm taking that into account. But we gotta come to some sort of compromise on that since you don't speak English that well and I'm not fluid in mongoloid
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
yeah you're not bald or a manlet at all LMAO
cope harder, baldcel manlet
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Are you legitimately retarded ? You still don't seem to comprehend that I'm not u/kat_bot . So you project the same thing you say to him into me. I'm honestly starting to feel a bit uncomfortable with this. It's sad. Like beating a 2 legged dog or laughing at a troid. It's too easy and no sport in it.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
no i got that, you're just another bald manlet, plenty of those on reddit.com if you didnt know
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Imagine thinking that any response you have given remotely is even good let alone decent. I mean it's honestly no joke no bullshit embarrassing. I feel like I'm stealing the retarded kids lunch money or something even talking to you .
2 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
My theory is that the fat and wine is cutting off circulation to xis brain 🤔
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
No dude he's autistic . Very easy to see. I have no problem busting the balls of a true autist either. It's therapeutic for them
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
pls tell me more, baldlet
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Yeah dude. You. You're so socially awkward and unaware that it's plain to see that your barely functionally autistic. Full stop no joke. And allow me to explain to you when I use the term autistic I don't use it as an excuse for autists. I use it as a slur
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
oh no! what a scathing reply, baldlet!
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
you would know, with the fentanyl needle in your arm, bald junkiemanlet
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
We do not shoot fent anymore. We have gone back to meth due to its ease of manufacturing and the possibility of long term economic downturn due the plague. We decided to go cheaper and easier to make as a precaution.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
oh yes, thats much better for you and all the people in your life
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
It really is. I mean you gotta be careful when using meth and not overdue it. Don't want your heart to explode on a 3 day no sleep binge so moderation is the key. Know them limits. Also you gotta remember while btfo on it that even if your whole body feels like it's got bugs under the skin you don't pick at them. You don't want the big open sores to happen.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
thanks for the info, junkie
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
You're welcome. You know me and you aren't so different after all. I use narcotics and you employ sex traffickers . That's the same side of the coin.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
hard no, bald junkie manlet
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Do you ever really think about like grass? I mean is it like 1 single blade of it the plant or is it a big bunch of blades the actual plant? Like does it communicate with each other? Sending little pollen particles fluttering off to convey like happiness ? Think it can understand the concept of time? Or is it just the space between rain and sunlight it gets in it's very basic instinct? Does it hear? Like when a mower starts does it know what that means? Oh oh does it feel fear?? That would be crazy if grass felt fear wouldn't it???
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
cool story brah
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
It wasn't a story it was me asking your opinion.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
ok, bald junkie manlet
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Are you capable of even having an opinion or thought? All signs point to you being a computer program. Do you need help? Are you locked up in Kat's sex dungeoun against your will? He does that shit and I've done told him that will get the police on us. If you need help reply with your regularly preprogrammed bald junkie manlet stuff.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
whatever you say, bald junkie manlet
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
cope
4 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2020-05-14
How's the Coronavirus treating you Kippers?
3 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
i live in a civilized nation so, i'm ok and not infected. and if i was i would be ok in that case too, beccause of aforementioned civilized nation. how about yourself, over there in burgerland?
3 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I've seen your picture . You'd be dead in a week. You literally have all the negative traits that kill those who catch it. A fatass and most likely diabetic . The only thing keeping you alive is that you are a NEET who never leaves there parents home.
3 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
thats strange, how could you have seen a picture of me? is this one of your meth fantasies, bald junkie manlet?
3 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I dunno maybe? I do see goblins and shit when on a bender. Just trust me I've seen it
3 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
yeah i'm sure you have, bald junkie manlet
5 SweatDrinker 2020-05-14
Hey can you call me a bald junkie manlet methhead. I get off on it
3 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
I enjoy watched it Sweden plummet down the OECD rankings each year as it gets "enriched."
It almost makes me cum. Which gay Nordic nation are you from? Oil-rich, weirdo, or northern Somalia?
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
yeah ok, are you alright there buddy? you need some help with the tp?
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
Why, you trying to wipe my ass for me?
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
somebody obviously needs to do it for you, bald junkie manlet
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
1 for three 😏
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
yeah ok bald junkie manlet
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
My nigga this is me.
I have a Jew fro when I'm not buzzing it 🤥🤷🏻♀️👌
Now go masturbate to my Gucci shit.
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
yeah ok mongo
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
😘
3 staythefukinside 2020-05-14
Dude if you’re stalking someone you think is pathetic, doesn’t that make you worse?
5 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
I think sub humans get a pass with this principle tbh
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
thats a tall order for you, bald junkiemanlet lmao
2 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
idk, brand new reddit user? does it?
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-05-14
Wow I’m honestly surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet.
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5 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
https://imgflip.com/i/41gkyu
8 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
Bahahha that even sort of looks like a skinnier version of him 🤢
5 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
A real live authentic Nordic Viking Chapo you say? My brothers let us welcome him with the traditional prayer of his people
“Lo, there do I see my tranny Lo, there do I see my therapist, and my NEETs, and my chapos. Lo, there do I see the embarrassment of my people, Back to my birth!
Lo, they do tempt me. They bid me pay so that they might service me, In the walls of my bussy! Where the Thai lady boys may cum forever!
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
ok, baldlet
2 SnapshillBot 2020-05-14
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2 companyfry 2020-05-14
So why does he follow you?
6 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
I made a joke once, and he seethed really hard. And now it’s been better than a year that’s he followed me, with his many alts. Same insult over and over and over. But the theory is he saw my pics and has a major crush 🤷🏿♂️
5 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
So you gonna hit it or what?
4 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
Lmao even if I were gay, this dood is a obese mong. Hard pass
3 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
Pushin', meet cushion.
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
Dudes ass is so fat that a Chad would need a 14 inch cock to just stick the tip in his bussyhole
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-14
ok, I've got a chub. What can you do to get me across the finish line.
2 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I'd say he paints his bathroom with his own shit pretty regularly?
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
ok, mongomanlet, i'm gonna have to let your mother know about this ;)
1 wizdumb337 2020-05-14
I bet you're seething
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
we'll see, mongomanlet ;)
3 companyfry 2020-05-14
I can’t quite remember but I feel like he’s visited before. W/e stay stay safe brotha.
1 Dopella 2020-05-14
Yeah, he does that a lot
0 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
bald junkiemanlet, how about that hat fashion advice? why do you keep deflecting?
5 Dresden_Boomer 2020-05-14
You should stick around, you have a lot to learn
0 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
about hat fashion? or the bald junkiemanlets deflection?
4 Dresden_Boomer 2020-05-14
about bussy cope
-1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
i know junkiemanlet is struggling to cope with his bald, manlet self, thats for sure
2 ToonamiWasted 2020-05-14
Imagine stalking a deuxcel
(Also if any of you fuckers bring up my "cake day" I'll rip your goddamn nuts off)
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1 ballrot 2020-05-14
Happy cake day!
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7 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-14
Lol imagine being unapproved
1 keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14
mongo? is that you?
1 Redactor0 2020-05-14
I can't personally attest to him driving a minivan. The other stuff...
3 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
You saying he didn’t brag about getting a free bj from a lady boy 🤔
3 Redactor0 2020-05-14
Tbh I didn't hear that one but I totally believe it. 🤭 The rest I can vouch for.
3 Kat_B0T 2020-05-14
I mean he’s literally a chapo degenerate and a neet alcoholic.
2 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-14
Old European countries give alcohol to the mentally disabled because they believe it's one of the few joys they can experience and that it makes them docile.
2 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-14
Let's say the bj did happen . I personally don't think he has left his country alone and without his parents but anyways let's say it did. If it did I bet it was because the other lady boys either dared the one who did it to or the blowee lost a bet to the other boytroids
2 Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-14
Yeah I doubt the minivan clout . that dude's way too disabled to drive. Maybe his dad lets him drive it around empty parking lots sometimes as a reward but no way he doesn't like drive places alone.