Alright listen up you new fugees since you joggers are settling in let's educate you some

8  2020-05-14 by wizdumb337

We do not down vote lolcows at all here We upvote them so that they will continue to reply because they think that the upvotes signify agreement of what they are saying. So they can keep entertaining us deuxchads like gladiators in the bussyseum

Here is a good example https://www.reddit.com/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/gjqyf4/deuxchads_i_would_like_to_introduce_you_to_my/

Notice how when the lolcow was 1st invited in that they didn't initially reply after the 1st autisic rant they did because I scared them with my greeting. Then the upvotea started so they felt confident enough to start spaz posting again and the continued upvotes added more fuel.

We do not harrass them outside of this sub. No following them around to different subs or anything. We have a code we follow here like asshole samurai

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11  _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-05-14

ONLY DOWNVOTE PIZZASHILL AND WATERMARK

9  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

None of these fugees even know who those motherfuckers are.

6  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Where is pizza anyway?I haven't seen him in a long time and don't even know what alt he's under now.

10  PizzaShillsFather 2020-05-14

Hey mouthed off so I took away his MacBook Pro and sent him off to become a man giving swamp tours down south. Last I saw before he packed his bags, he was arguing with the potentially bigger disappointments over at libertarian and conspiracy

6  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

He's still /u/professorshillphd

3  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

my good bald junkiemanlet, how about just releasing those secret hat fashion hacks? you make it look cool, right? being a bald manlet?

5  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

This isn't addressed to u/keep_safe_manlet I just want to point out to the other deuxchads he literally replied to me thinking he was replying to u/kat_bot and his autism doesn't allow him to comprehend the mistake so he transferred what he meant to say to Kat to me now. It's in the link

3  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

you are literally interchangable, bald junkie manlet ;)

4  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

*repeats the same thing over and over and says others have no identifying characteristics *

If you had a brain I would call this a big brain moment sweaty

3  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yeah ok, bald junkie manlet

2  I_Shah 2020-05-14

When snappy is more sentient than him

5  mob16151 2020-05-14

Fucking Watermark. Dude was so annoying he wasnt worth milking.

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

I honestly think he was larping. Pizza put too much thought into his stuff for it to be a larp. Watermark was just like "no cause" . I unironically liked pizza cause the dude tried to change your mind through his assholeness

3  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

thats so interesting tho, can you go more into detail?

5  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

I don't think I can explain it in terms simple enough for you to understand

3  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

pls tell me more, bald junkie manlet

2  BussySundae 2020-05-14

It’s really hard to keep upvoting this one OP. He lays it on so thick.

2  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

Wats up BS

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

how about that hat fashion advice?

2  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

I'll give it. Step 1. Find a hat you like. I suggest a halved Beach ball to fit over your water head though so your choices in colors are limited. But hey at least the rainbow is available to show your love of troids. Step #2 put hat on head Step #3 try to live one more day by remembering to breath

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yeah ok ray ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Your like if Hal 9000 and a bowling ball fucked and had a kid that was then programmed with Atari level computing abilities

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok raymond ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

I think you just started calling me Ray because you can't even process the effort to call baldie Manley anymore. You'd think with how many times you typed that you'd have just copy and pasted

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, raymond ;)

1  BussySundae 2020-05-14

Not much. You?

This guys confirmed kippot? I sent him support.

1  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

Lmao yep

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Oh you can down vote him now he's overstayed his visit . I hope I have a NPC following around still cause it's like some retarded companion in a rpg

1  BigFatGamerNuts 2020-05-14

It would be funny if you got your own flair that just says bald junkie manlet

1  Fill_the_urn 2020-05-14

There may have already been name reserved after the 5th time that was said

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

dont ruin the autistic junkies fun tho! play along, doodoonaut

6  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

"autistic"

I really think anyone who reads what you post would call this pretty ironic.

3  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

you would know, bald autistic junkie manlet

5  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

I'm a programmer now . I taught it a new word !

6  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

You're not a real programmer until you get the socks and HRT.

6  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

The beetus took me feet so I can't wear socks but maybe when the commies take over the hrt will freely flow

2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

you sure are! and now you get an extra cookie for nightie night meals!

4  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

You don't have an original bone in your fat NEET body. You're literally the 5 year old saying " no you" . I'm sorry you suffer from such a mental disability but it's still funny that you're like this too. Its even funnier since I know what you look like elton

2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

your mask is falling off, bald junkie manlet :D

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Whatever you say rocketman.

5  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

Lmao there is no point in responding. Kippy is basically a bot that happens to be an slow witted neet with the personality of a homoerotic toaster.

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2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

plssss, give me hat fashion advice!!!! im begging you, junkiemanlet!!!!

2  BussySundae 2020-05-14

Stop chimping out kippot. You’re flinging your shit everywhere and your burns suck shit

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

aww, such a scathing reply! post hats, baldlet

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Here I found the perfect one for you https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=ywr6%2Fi0d&id=9EA21E0CB29E605120F964A741687B5DFFF3F716&thid=OIP.ywr6_i0dywJWcS3hcjALpgHaHa&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Frlv.zcache.com%2Fdunce_hat_diy_custom_party_hats-rc433b54dacfd4e1f964ca6e27f002be3_6w0a4_540.jpg%3Frlvnet%3D1&exph=540&expw=540&q=dunce+cap+images&simid=608022997838335874&selectedindex=0&adlt=demote&shtp=GetUrl&shid=7159e33a-199b-48d4-8def-0465736e614f&shtk=RHVuY2UgSGF0IC0gRElZIGN1c3RvbSBwYXJ0eSBoYXRzIHwgWmF6emxlLmNvbQ%3D%3D&shdk=Rm91bmQgb24gQmluZyBmcm9tIHd3dy56YXp6bGUuY29t&shhk=j6Tqv%2F6TPSLDFDhCIkiVZTfQhubz2UF2%2F5myWg5kQuQ%3D&form=EX0023&shth=OSH.XLZuXHeO9HZClW0KrJPdfw

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

rhanks, ray ;)

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2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, bald junkie manlet

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Let me invite you to r/autistic_hall_of_fame

2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, bald junkie manlet

2  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Uh oh I think someone made a boom boom

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

lets see, bald junkie manlet

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Oh ok give me a second

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

its ok mongo, i know your mother regrets giving birth to you

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

No . But I bet your parents do you. I mean if I was your dad the constant shame I'd feel having to see you every daym having to support you. I honestly feel for him.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

smile some more, ray ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Yeah buddy. You're a waste of space.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

awwww, the bald junkie manlet shrieks :D

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Man what the fuck are you even saying? You make no fucking sense. Do you think anything you said to me Tonite remotely affected me? I mean dude I played you like a whistle. Because you're that simple to manipulate.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yeah ok bald, junkie manlet

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Calling someone bald with that hairline you have on that bowling ball of a head.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, bald junkie manlet

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

That's mr bald junkie manlet to you buddy

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

nah, you're no mr.

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Hell you're barely human

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

big words for you, ray

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

So are you saying I'm your sunshine?

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yes raymond, you and debra

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Lol go for it buddy . Sorry ray who ever you are

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok ray ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Go for it buddy.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

do you think debra will be happy or not to know what youre up to?

2  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

+/u/User_Simulator /u/keep_safe_manlet

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3  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

Lmao fucking burned

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1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

sweaty, pls dont cum in ur pants

1  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

You don't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

nah, your dad is dead, remember? mommy still lives tho, and she will know ;)

2  VanillaReign 2020-05-14

Was that supposed to be an insult? Maybe you should stick to your "bald junkie manlet" comments because your improv is just embarrassing.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

you tell me, ray ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Dude literally can not understand that concept of Reddit users being different people. Supreme autism .

1  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

Kippy a bot just called you a bot, do you not see the humor in this? Maybe you should take some classes at the local learning annex to bring your IQ above room temperature 🤔

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yeah ok, bald junkiemanlet

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Btfo

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Are you saying I'm like a ray of sunshine? I have more than 3 braincells and fine motor skills so I don't really get what you're trying to say

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

thats ok, debra will know ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Imagine being so fucking stupid to think this wasn't planned ahead. Then all you did was prove to everyone how autistic you truly are. Imagine living with your parent . Them supporting you. Then you get on the computer they bought you calling for killing of landlords. Man your parents are your landlords . Shame on you you norwegian piece of literal shit. And button your fucking shirt

0  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

tl;dr

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Literal npc response. Which isn't surprising considering the total lack of intelligence in your glassy lifeless eyes.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

tl;dr

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

I don't think it's that you won't read. It's that you can't.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, bald junkie manlet, your mother will be hearing about this tho

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Will she?

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

oh she will ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Is this a autistic suicide threat? because my mom's been dead 5 years

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

nah, debra is very much alive, despute your best efforts ;)

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Holy shit you think I'm totally someone else. Dude your pic is widely available on discords do you not realize how the internet works? Imagine being such a literal pile of shit you threaten to harrass someone's mom over your autistic fuck up. I promise you im not this ray

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yeah ok ray

1  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

Lmao kippy you thick mong, everyone on drama has seen that pic. Someone posted one of you shooting kat and tage with a rocket launcher yesterday.

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

we'll see bald junkie manlet ;)

1  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

I didn’t think it was possible for you to be stupider than you are fat and gay, but jfc 🤦🏿‍♂️

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

yeah ok ray ;)

1  Kat_B0T 2020-05-14

Wut? Kippot lay off the wine

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, junkiemanlet, whatever you say before you shoot up, baldy

1  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Sup raymondo?

7  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

YES

1  ballrot 2020-05-14

I downvote marx too

1  BerniesFatCock 2020-05-14

Watermark is a rightoid larping as a batshit leftie. Upvote him.

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6  RoboCombat 2020-05-14

Holy fucking sentient

3  ponypopper 2020-05-14

what the fuck when did snappy ascend to skynet-level self awareness fuck

6  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, bald junkie manlet

5  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

What would you think if I told you I'm not just a bald junkie manlet but I also have a clubfoot cross eyes and crippling anxiety. So I'm a bald junkie crippled cross eyed nervous manlet

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

ok, bald junkie manlet

3  MalignusDeum 2020-05-14

based.

5  Abnobaa 2020-05-14

Too long didn't read

5  mob16151 2020-05-14

This post brought to you by a long 👃

5  boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-14

Just be based like me

5  doximir 2020-05-14

I have no fucking idea what any of you are talking about. I'm just gonna keep lurking.

1  FukinSukinCukin 2020-05-14

B..but but if I upvote them that means they win 😰😭😭😣😣😖😖

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Trust me you'll know a lolcow once one shows up. So don't worry about them winning

3  FukinSukinCukin 2020-05-14

do I really need the /s?

2  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Some of these neuxcels still take the fake internet points very seriously so I wanted to make sure the realize those don't matter.

2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

pls tell me more, bald junkie manlet

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

What's more to tell we saw it.

2  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

you sure did, bald junkie manlet

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

Here's a hint sweetheart https://youtu.be/DtVBCG6ThDk

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

aww! you managed to find yt!!! congratulations bald, junkie manlet!

3  wizdumb337 2020-05-14

You literally can't comprehend what that song means can you? Look at the title sweaty

1  keep_safe_manlet 2020-05-14

pls tell me more, bald junkie manlet

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1  koloPL 2020-05-14

why do you sign every message in here

1  Bald_junkie_manlet 2020-05-14

I HEARD SOME MOTHERFUCKER HAS BEEN IN HERE TALKING ABOUT ME?

0  reetface3 2020-05-14

I’m not even a fugee and even I don’t know what this gay shit is.

Shut the fuck up